PROPER CARE AND MAINTENANCE OF YOUR BAD JACKET
So youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got a bad jacket! What the hell do you do with it? First of all, forget your fear of the infinitive! To accept yourself in bad jacket apparel, you must: <== This is RALPH WALDO EMERSON AFTER ONE WALK THROUGH NATURE
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IMAGINE Mathematically: regard the problem as solved and deduce from the solution all logical consequences. Poetically: shall you project a world? Artistically: use your power objects. if you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have one, make one.
ILLUSTRATE Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t assume that anyone knows what the hell you mean! Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re gonna need some memeingful imagery to bridge the chasm between you and your projected audience. When words fail, use clipart!
IMPROVISE ALWAYS SAY “YES, AND...”
EXAMPLE: “Would you like to go to the party tonite?” “YES! AND we should do cocaine!”
IDOLIZE before you can create something you have to kill your Idols - Before you kill your idols you have to hate them before you hate your idols you have to have idols
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INCITE It’s not enough to posit your creative claims--to cast your spell you must first make someone believe in your magic. Show them your wand! Give ‘em the old swish n’ flick. Explicit incantations may arouse your fellow magik folx to join your guild. It’s gonna take a week before you can even begin formatting your guild layout, according to Neopets, an account must mature past this gestation period to authenticate a credible account. Until then, it might help to join someone else’s guild to inspire your own vision!
FOLLOW THESE EASY STEPS AND YOUR BAD JACKETS WILL BE IN GREAT CONDITION FOR MANY YEARS! PERHAPS FOR ALL ETERNITY.