• Super Bowl spies say Kristin Cavallari left Maxim's Miami par-tay with Jets' quarterback Mark Sanchez, presumably to discuss their common interests: tight pants and playing the field. (NYDN)

• Meanwhile, K-Cav showed off her latest splurge (a gazillion dollar handbag) and reminded us all that you're not a real woman til "you buy your first Chanel!" Take that, children! (Now Magazine)

• Paris Hilton stepped up her one-woman campaign to become Mrs. Doug Reinhardt last weekend, when she accidentally-on-purpose referred to Doug's sis Casey as "my future sister-in-law." Subtle, P! (The Hollywood Gossip)

• Audrina Patridge denied evil web reports that she suffered a Janet Jackson-esque "wardrobe malfunction" at the Super Bowl festivities. (Hollywood Life, Twitter)

• Holly Montag's got some bizarro new tattoo! (HuffPo)

What did Audrina Patridge really think about Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy? Truth is, she wouldn't know -- she's never made it past the book jacket.

"I haven’t even read the book," Audrina confessed in a new interview with AskMen.com. "[Despite what you might have read], I am not going to star in it, and I’m not even going to be in it. I haven’t read the book at all." So what's stopped 'Drina from gettin' her Candy on? Well, according to the Hillzie, she's not exactly comfortable with her portrayal in the reality-based tome.

"I heard how she portrayed my character," Audrina continued, "and it isn’t like me at all. She kind of made me sound really ditsy and stupid. So yeah, I [think] I’ll pass."

Meanwhile, Audrina also spoke to AskMen.com about her dating life (recently, she's been linked with spiky-haired rocker Ryan Cabrera), and sounded off about the pressures of juggling reality TV and romance.

"It’s really hard to have a relationship and be on [a show like The Hills]," she said. "There is always drama and there are always people in your ear. You start questioning each other and whether things are true or if they’re false. If you’re not together all the time then you really don’t know."

What's the best part about Super Bowl Sunday? For bookies, bartenders and football fans, it's all about the big game (duh). For the rest of us, it's some combination of outré ads and extra cheesy bean dip. But for a whole lotta celebs -- like LL Cool J, Kevin Connolly and Nick Lachey -- the Super Bowl's all about the party circuit. And at this year's Maxim bash (Saturday night, in Miami), no one made a bigger splash than the cast of The Hills.

So what made their entrance so killer? Well, in addition to looking gorge on the red carpet (as usual!), the girls turned heads by putting their past awkwardness aside and laughing it up like a bunch of old friends. Case in point? Kristin Cavallari, who smiled gamely while throwing her arms around one-time nemesis Audrina Patridge!

+ Think this means 'Drina and Kristin have finally turned a corner (and quit fighting over Justin Bobby)? We're not sure, but for now, we're just enjoying the peace n' quiet! Anyhow, check out these shots of Audristin(!) posing with Lo, Steph, Brody and Frankie Sat night, then let us know if you think they're done feudin' for real.

Is Audrina Patridge ready to settle down? She was happily "single" as recently as a month ago, according to her rep, but that was before she started showing up everywhere with rocker (and one-time bf!) Ryan Cabrera. Now, the Hillzie's gone from flaunting her single status to whisking Ryan away for a private couples' retreat in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico!

UsMagazine.com scored pix of the happy duo walking hand in hand around their beach resort on Monday, which made us wonder: Has 'Drina finally found the real deal? Take the poll and tell us whether you think these two were meant to be!

Are Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera makin' beautiful babies together?! No clue, but they've sure been spending a lot of time holding hands. The maybe-couple (who've been popping up together all over town) were spotted again last night, this time "smooching in the alley" outside Hollywood's Bardot nightclub.

So is this the real deal? Well, nothing against Ryan, but we just don't see our gal 'Drina getting serious with the dude best known for mushy, pop rock ballads/breaking up with Ashlee Simpson. In fact, she might wanna stay away from those musician types altogether! Below, the top five reasons we think Audrina should rethink dating a rocker ...

Reason No. 1: She's already done the bad boy thing.*
Reason No. 2: She's got enough skinny jeans in her closet as it is!
Reason No. 3: What, you think Gene Simmons wakes up looking that good!?
Reason No. 4: Your breakup is his next number one hit.
Reason No. 5: Guys come and go. But guyliner stains on your pillow? Those last a lifetime.

And you can just FORGET about those girls-only trips to Hot Topic.

*(Spoiler: It didn't work out.)

You can't always believe what you read. But if Audrina Patridge's dating life is even one HALF as exciting as it sounds in the tabs, then we'd be willing to beg/steal/sell our souls to scary boss lady Kelly Cutrone for just one peek at her little black book.

Since closing said book on Justin Bobby/BMX ex Corey Bohan, 'Drina's been linked to Star Trek cutie Chris Pine, TV football stud Mark Salling and real-life football stud Matt Nordren (though her rep insists those two are just friends). Now, just two weeks after declaring herself "completely single," Audrina's already rumored to be dating someone new: rocker (and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz ex) Ryan Cabrera.

According to People.com, the pair has already "gone public" with their "courtship," hitting up a Ray J party in Los Angeles ("[They were] sipping from each other's drinks") and a Broadway play in NYC ("They were holding hands and her hand was on his leg").

Natch, we're waiting for Camp Audrina to confirm before we start coming up with 'Drina and Ryan's celeb couple name (Cabrina!) or picturing what their babies would look like. 'Course, it never hurts to be prepared ...

Check out this just-in-case mock-up of Cabrina's lovechild! Congratulations, it's a ... mullet!

We already told ya about Stephanie Pratt's Everybody Sundance Now phase, and showed you an excerpt from Lauren Conrad's candy-coated new book. So what's been happening elsewhere in Hillsville? Well, Spencer Pratt's been getting his meditation on with "The Rock" (no relationship to Dwayne Johnson) while Heidi's been looking to her crystal ball Chinese takeout for answers (pssst, they're right there, next to the duck sauce!). Read on for our Hills Twitter Roundup and find out why Audrina's parents deserve a medal, Steph Pratt deserves a round of applause and LC deserves really wants a snack.

+ You know what they say: there's no place like "ohm". Check out this Twitpic of Spencer and his 1500-pound pal's big reunion!

It's easy to lose hope when disaster strikes. But in the wake of Haiti's catastrophic earthquake -- which left an estimated 50,000 dead and thousands more injured, missing and without homes -- we can at least take small comfort in knowing that people all over the globe are stepping up to offer help. (And you can, too!)

Earlier this week, a visibly shaken President Obama pledged $100 million in relief funds to the impoverished island nation, and all around the world people have taken to the web to share their hopes, prayers and condolences and join the relief effort.

Celebrities like Hills stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge have already lent their names and support to this worthwhile cause, urging their fans on Twitter to make donations starting from $5. Help them spread the message by reaching out to your community, pitching in money (by texting Red Cross or YElE) and learning more at Think.MTV.com.

In the last few months, Audrina Patridge went from telling off Justin Bobby to hitting the party circuit with mohawked mega hottie Mark Salling. And just when we were starting to think the Hillzie might've finally met her match with the aforementioned Glee star/god, we spied these pix of 'Drina making the rounds with a tall, dark and extremely handsome stranger. So who IS this new (and mysterious) arm candy? Well, according to the rumor mill, his name's Matt Nordgren, he hails from Dallas, Texas, and he spent one season (2006-2007) playing backup QB for the Philadelphia Eagles.

Check out these shots of Audrina giving Matt the lay of the land yesterday (lunch at Griddle Cafe, a nightcap at Voyeur), then let us know whether you think dude belongs in her starting lineup!