Hills Rumor Roundup! Did K-Cav Make A Pass At The Jets' QB?

• Super Bowl spies say Kristin Cavallari left Maxim's Miami par-tay with Jets' quarterback Mark Sanchez, presumably to discuss their common interests: tight pants and playing the field. (NYDN)

• Meanwhile, K-Cav showed off her latest splurge (a gazillion dollar handbag) and reminded us all that you're not a real woman til "you buy your first Chanel!" Take that, children! (Now Magazine)

• Paris Hilton stepped up her one-woman campaign to become Mrs. Doug Reinhardt last weekend, when she accidentally-on-purpose referred to Doug's sis Casey as "my future sister-in-law." Subtle, P! (The Hollywood Gossip)

• Audrina Patridge denied evil web reports that she suffered a Janet Jackson-esque "wardrobe malfunction" at the Super Bowl festivities. (Hollywood Life, Twitter)

• Holly Montag's got some bizarro new tattoo! (HuffPo)