Jonathan Meres
With illustrations by Katy
Halford
To Becca. Welcome to the clan.
First published in 2021 in Great Britain by Barrington Stoke Ltd
18 Walker Street, Edinburgh, EH3 7LP
www.barringtonstoke.co.uk
Text © 2021 Jonathan Meres
Illustrations © 2021 Katy Halford
The moral right of Jonathan Meres and Katy Halford to be identified as the author and illustrator of this work has been asserted in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act, 1988
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced in whole or in any part in any form without the written permission of the publisher
A CIP catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library upon request
ISBN: 978-1-80090-018-9
Printed by Hussar Books, Poland
CONTENTS 1. Welcome to Wigley 1 2. Pizza Pals 10 3. A Brilliant Idea 21 4. Important Things 27 5. Crash! 35 6. Come Back with That Microphone! 42 7. Wigley’s Got Talent! 53 8. Noodle Steals the Show 65 9. A Nice Problem 74
CHAPTER 1
Welcome to Wigley
The day began like every other day at Wigley
Primary. But it wasn’t like every other day. Because Mr Reed had some big news.
“Good morning, everybody!” Mr Reed boomed. He was standing at the front of the class. A dog was standing next to him. His name was Noodle. Noodle the doodle.
“Goooooooood mooooooooooorning, Mis-ter Reeeeeeeeeed!” sang all the children.
“WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!” said Noodle.
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“Goooooooood mooooooooooorning, Noooooooooooooooodle!” sang the children.
“WOOF!” said Noodle. “WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!”
“That’s right, Noodle,” said Mr Reed. “I do have some important news. Thank you for reminding me.”
“WOOF!” said Noodle. He looked very pleased with himself. He was wagging his tail and panting. His tongue was hanging out. It looked like a slice of wet pink ham.
Marty put his hand up.
“Yes, Marty?” said Mr Reed.
“Can you really understand what Noodle says?” said Marty.
“Don’t be stupid,” said Josh. “He’s just pretending!”
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“That’s mean, Josh,” said Nora.
“Sorry, Marty,” said Josh.
“That’s OK,” said Marty.
“Excuse me, Mr Reed?” said Shakira. “Please can you tell us what the important news is?”
Mr Reed smiled.
“Of course I can, Shakira,” he said.
Everybody sat up and listened. The last time Mr Reed had important news was when he told the pupils that they were going to the seaside. And that had been one of the best days ever. They had played crazy golf. And Noodle had run off with a sausage. So what was this news going to be? Everyone wanted to know.
“Is it your birthday, Mr Reed?” said Sol.
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Mr Reed smiled. “No, Sol,” he said. “It isn’t my birthday.”
“You always ask that, Sol,” said Callum.
“So?” said Sol. “One day I’ll be right!”
Mr Reed spotted Lou’s hand in the air. “Yes, Lou?” he said.
“Are we going to start reading a new book, Mr Reed?” said Lou. Her eyes were shining. Reading was her favourite thing in the world. Especially if she was curled up reading on a beanbag with Noodle.
“No, Lou,” said Mr Reed. “Not today. But I’m glad you think reading is important.”
“Ooh, ooh, Mr Reed, Mr Reed!” said Abdul. His hand was in the air. He was jumping up and down in his seat.
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Callum laughed. “I think someone needs the toilet,” he said.
“I don’t need the toilet!” said Abdul. “But I think I know what Mr Reed’s important news might be.”
Everyone turned and looked at Abdul. He seemed excited. Did Abdul know? the pupils wondered. Or was he just guessing?
“Well, Abdul?” said Mr Reed.
“Is there a new member of class?” said Abdul. “Correct!” said Mr Reed. “Well done, Abdul!”
“Ooooooooooh!” said all the others. That really was important news! There hadn’t been a new member of class since Noodle the doodle had arrived! And that was ages ago.
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Mr Reed looked at the big clock on the wall.
“He should be here any moment,” he said.
“Ooooooooooh!” said everyone. So the new classmate was a boy. What would he be like? they wondered. Would he be funny, like Sol? Would he love playing football, like Josh? Or would he be into science and inventing stuff, like Nora?
There was a knock at the door.
“WOOF!” said Noodle the doodle. He was excited too.
Mr Reed walked to the door and opened it.
A boy was standing outside. A woman was standing next to him, holding a baby.
“Welcome to Wigley Primary,” said Mr Reed. “Please come in.”
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The woman and the boy entered the classroom. But the boy didn’t look at anyone. He was staring at the floor. He seemed shy.
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“Boys and girls,” said Mr Reed. “I’d like you
all to say good morning to Samir.”
“Goooooooood moooooooooorning, Samir!” sang the children.
“And this is Samir’s mum,” said Mr Reed.
“Goooooooood mooooooooooorning, Samir’s mum!” sang the children.
Samir’s mum smiled. “Hello,” she said.
“And this is Samir’s baby sister,” said Mr Reed.
“Goooooooood moooooooooooorning, Samir’s baby sister!” sang the children.
Samir’s baby sister giggled. But Samir was still staring at the floor.
“WOOF!” said Noodle. “WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!”
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Samir looked up. He saw Noodle. Noodle began wagging his tail like crazy. It smacked a wastepaper bin and made a sound like a drum.
“I think Noodle likes you, Samir,” said Lou.
Samir didn’t say anything. But he smiled. He thought everyone at Wigley Primary seemed very nice.
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