Long jokes

A wife decides to take her husband, James, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, James! How ya doin’?” His wife is...

A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money.He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, “Hey mister, got any odd jobs I can do?”The man ind.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A couple had been married for a long time, but could never get along very well. Many times, late at night, there would be screams and shouts from their house. The old...

A nun needs to use the restroom and goes into Hooters. She asks if she can use the restroom and the bartender tells her there is a naked - joke of the day

A guy and his girlfriend were going on a romantic long drive. Suddenly, the guy, who is driving the car pulls up on the side of the highway and starts to take his clothes off.

A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk. They connect. they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the...

“Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.”The dog said, “That's a long time to be bar.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a […]

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years. First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"The second guy speaking v... #funny #joke

A drunk driver is being interrogated. Detective: okay buddy, walk me through the whole thing, from the top. Driver: I don’t know, it all happened so fast, I need a drink of...