Funniest short jokes

A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk. They connect. they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the...

A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s home for the first time. He’s looking for a […] More

A man from Texas is vacationing in Mexico, and spends his day roaming around, taking in the sights. In the evening he goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he sits there sipping his tequila, h... #funny #joke #story

Man who escaped alcatraz sends FBI a letter after being free for 50 years

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.” “Sure.”, I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went...

One night four college students were out partying late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.In the morning, they thought of a plan.They made themse.. #story, #funny

In this post, you will find funny, unforgettable and simply best of the best jokes! Have fun! Smile loud! Enjoy your life!

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“Mum, am I adopted?”“No, of course not”, replied his motherWhy would you think such a thing? #funny, #joke, #humor

A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money.He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, “Hey mister, got any odd jobs I can do?”The man ind.. #funny, #joke, #humor