I was just grocery shopping and for a while I was in line behind the peak possible combination of parent and child, here is my 1 minute recreation from memory
[Image ID: A highlighted quote from a book presumably concerning the Beatles. The quote itself is: (Lennon “was the soul of the Beatles, Harrison was the spirit,” Martin said. “Paul was the heart, and Ringo was the drummer.”) End ID]
I remember hearing that in the satanic panic of the 80s a preschool (kindergarten?) was accused of making the children all take off their clothes and dance naked in some ritual in the span of an hour. and she, exasperated, was like. (Paraphrasing) “have you ever tried to get ONE toddler dressed? You think I could get a whole classroom undressed and redressed? In an hour??”
