Funny cross stitch patterns

These cross stitch patterns are completely inappropriate (also known as subversive cross stitch.) They have bad words in them and some have mature themes. Please only click through if you are looking for inappropriate cross stitch patterns.

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Free Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns

Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!

These cross stitch patterns are completely inappropriate (also known as subversive cross stitch.) They have bad words in them and some have mature themes. Please only click through if you are looking for inappropriate cross stitch patterns.

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Get your craft on with one of these 21 super sassy embroidery patterns. Loads of funny embroidery and cross stitch patterns with attitude!

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When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it…

Starter Cross Stitch Kit For Beginners. How Am I Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love Under These Conditions? Cross Stitch Starter Kit for Beginners includes everything you need to begin your cross stitching journey. It could be a great Holiday Gift; it comes in a stylish cardboard box. (As shown on the picture) Included in starter kit: 1 - 8” bamboo embroidery hoop 1 – Set of “How To” instructions with illustrations. 1 – 14 count Aida canvas for project 1 – Counted Cross Stitch Colored Pattern 1 –…