Bar jokes

Going to the bar can be quite the funny experience. Check out the top 55 bar jokes below that will have everyone at the bar laughing. #bar #jokes

“What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke,” the guy protests. “Just take a bite of the apple,” says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes light up. “Hey this apple tastes just like rum! What did you soak it in it?” The bartender tells him, “Turn it around.” So...

Beer is a popular beverage, with the two main types being lager and ale. Read funny beer puns for a laugh next time you drink one.

A man walks into the front door of a bar He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender po.. #funny, #joke, #humor

... “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?” Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and hell, I’ll give you a free tab for the eve!” So the man puts down the box and opens it and then he pulls a small...

A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots. ” Bartender says, “You want...

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur); “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.” So, the bartender does

A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him he owes $8.

A man walks into the front door of a bar He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender po.. #funny, #joke, #humor