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Dorothy Must Die (Dorothy Must Die, #1)
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bookshelves: ya, twins-triplets-clones, romance, magic, kick-ass-heroine, fantasy, assassin, alternate-retelling, action
Oct 01, 2013
bookshelves: ya, twins-triplets-clones, romance, magic, kick-ass-heroine, fantasy, assassin, alternate-retelling, action
Welcome to Oz. Take a look at the Yellow Brick Road. Like it? Good. Now run away, run faaaaaaaaaaar away. Pray for a tornado to take you back to Kansas, because man, Oz is fucked up as shit.
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The Summary:
Amy follows the road. Reluctantly. Shit's looking reeeeeeeal familiar. There's Glinda, the Good Witch, only she looks like a Stepford Wife with a plastic grin. And apparently plastic grins are a thing in Oz, as a very angry Munchkin sees fit to tell Amy.
Wait, what?! What the actual FUCK?! No! Amy just got here! She doesn't want this shit! She hasn't even graduated from high schoool. What the fuck is this about saving Oz?!
Sorry. I get a little excited over murder.
Needless to say, there's a lot of work to be done to take Amy from white-trailer-trash to "Teen assassin." There's going to be magical training, combat training, and tea parties. Yes, tea parties. Don't worry, it's all part of the Master Plan. *cackles*
Will Amy be able to help the people of Oz? Will she be tempted to make the same choices that Dorothy did?
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I'm not sure if someone has bought the rights to the movie yet, but this is a book that deserves to be visualized. The setting is just beautiful. It is such a dark, twisted version of Oz. There's the beauty and darkness of the land itself, the stunning Emerald City hiding all sorts of horrors. You think you know the Tin Man?
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This book is so dark. The characters are so angry, with good reasons. So many have been enslaved, so many have been killed, sacrificed at the whim of Dorothy and her gang. Yes, there are munchkins, but munchkins have family, friends, loved ones who have died, too.
Amy: Amy is the kind of character that I love; she feels realistic. Yes, she does heroic things sometimes, like rescue people she really shouldn't be rescuing, but she acknowledges her stupidity. She is not TSTL, she sometimes has a few mean thoughts, and she gets a little mouthy and talks back when she's nervous. The difference between Amy and other bitchy YA characters is that Amy is never malicious. She's just kind of a jerk sometimes, like me.
Amy also has a tendency to get scared, to run away. And that's just fine with me. She's not perfect.
Amy actually trains for her skills, for her magic. It doesn't come to her naturally. She also doesn't hesitate to kill. Can I get a fuck yeah?
There is romance, but it's light. Amy has a crush, there is a hot guy in the book, but the romance is very light and it didn't bother me. The plot takes priority.
Overall: Highly recommended.
“Oz has changed,” Gert said. “The trees don’t talk. The Pond of Truth tells lies, the Wandering Water stays put. The Land of Naught is on fire. People are starting to get old. People are forgetting how it used to be.”But let's get back to the beginning, what the fuck happened?! How did Oz get to...this?
The Summary:
Tornado or no tornado, I wasn’t Dorothy, and a stupid little storm wasn’t going to change anything for me.Amy Gumm is white trash. She lives in a trailer in Kansas, with a drug-addict mom, no dad, and no future. She's stuck with her mom's pet rat named Star that, with her luck, might turn out to be Peter Pettigrew in the long run (I'm just kidding). Life fucking sucks. So when a tornado warning is announced, Amy doesn't really care. What's the worst it could do? Kill her? Life sucks, remember, so who cares about dying? Until well, shit, the tornado actually happens. Hint: it really sucks to be airborne in a metal trailer.
My stomach dropped and kept dropping. I felt my body getting heavier, my back plastered to the cushions now, and suddenly—with a mix of horror and wonder—I knew that I was airborne.She lands, thankfully intact, but it soon became very clear that she's not in Kansas anymore.
The trailer was flying. I could feel it.
“Welcome to Oz,” the boy said, nodding, like he expected I’d figured that out already. It came out sounding almost apologetic, like, Hate to break the bad news.And yes, Oz is bad news. Cause this ain't your grandmother's Oz. That cute little film with the pretty pretty verdant land of Oz? Nope. This Oz is more post-apocalyptic than fairy-tale.
A vast field of decaying grass stretched into the distance. It was gray and patchy and sickly, with the faintest tinge of blue. On the far side of the pit was a dark, sinister-looking forest, black and deep. The air, the clouds, even the sun, which was shining bright, all had a faded, washed-out quality to them. There was something dead about all of it.After some mysterious parting words, the boy disappears, leaving poor Amy wondering what the actual fuck just happened? So she's alone in a strange land, cute boys appear and disappear out of nowhere. There's a yellow brick road. Should Amy make like Dorothy and follow Der Yellow Brick Road? *angelic choir sings AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH~*
I knew the answer already: what I was going to do next was the same thing I’d been doing my whole life.Fuck, no!! This girl's got some common sense. She doesn't want to go wandering into a nuclear wasteland-Oz. Amy runs away! Bah, unfortunately, there's really nowhere else to go. I mean, think about it, you can either follow the ONE BRIGHT THING in this dilapidated world, or you can go wandering off to fuck-knows-where in the dark scary totally creepy mysterious forest with man-eating corn stalks.
I turned back. Just put one foot in front of the other. Nothing had changed except the color of the road.
Before I could even touch it, a black vine sprung up from the ground and curled around my arm like a whip, squeezing tight. It burned.*snorts* And I thought High Fructose Corn Syrup was bad.
Amy follows the road. Reluctantly. Shit's looking reeeeeeeal familiar. There's Glinda, the Good Witch, only she looks like a Stepford Wife with a plastic grin. And apparently plastic grins are a thing in Oz, as a very angry Munchkin sees fit to tell Amy.
Other than the twitching, [her lips] didn’t move. At all. Even when she talked.Ok, so there really ARE munchkiins! Hooray! Except they're really sad munchkins, and to be fair, you would be too if your fellow Munchkins were being imprisoned and made to work their ass off to generate magic all damn day. And the monkeys, the flying monkeys. Fuck, they're now imprisoned, and some of them have had to take drastic actions.
“What’s with her mouth?” I asked Star under my breath.
I jumped when an actual voice answered in a hoarse whisper from behind me.
“(A) it’s PermaSmile, and (B) are you out of your dumbass mind?”
“Don’t mind those,” he explained, seeing the look of confusion on my face. “That’s just where my wings used to be. Before I cut them off.”So yeah, clearly Oz sucks now. So what happened?!
“They talk about Oz where I’m from. I’ve heard about it my whole life. But this is messed up. What happened here?”Oh, Dorothy. The lovely Dorothy. The crazy as shit Dorothy. You know that saying about power going to people's head? Yeah. That's what happened. Dorothy got more cray-cray over the years, and now she's imprisoning people, making poor munchkins work, enslaving flying monkeys, forcing everyone to wear Perma-Smiles like :DDDDDDDDDDD!!1!!1 every fucking day. And it's up to Amy to save them all.
Indigo’s impassive face twisted into a snarl. “Dorothy happened,” she said.
Wait, what?! What the actual FUCK?! No! Amy just got here! She doesn't want this shit! She hasn't even graduated from high schoool. What the fuck is this about saving Oz?!
"That’s why you’re here. We need you to stop her.”That's right! You tell them, Amy. I'd run away too. Screw this destiny shit. But there's a sect of people, the Order of the Wicked whose plans are to restore Oz to its former glory. Dorothy has stolen Oz's magic, and they want Amy's help to restore it. So what do they want Amy to do?
I sat up straight. I didn’t know the first thing about magic. I didn’t know the first thing about Dorothy. “Me? I just got here. How am I supposed to stop anyone from doing anything?”
“Simple. You’re going to kill her.” She looked right at me and said, “Dorothy must die.”MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA YES KILL THAT BITCH.
Sorry. I get a little excited over murder.
Needless to say, there's a lot of work to be done to take Amy from white-trailer-trash to "Teen assassin." There's going to be magical training, combat training, and tea parties. Yes, tea parties. Don't worry, it's all part of the Master Plan. *cackles*
Will Amy be able to help the people of Oz? Will she be tempted to make the same choices that Dorothy did?
“It’s your choice,” he said. “It’s not magic that makes you who you are. It’s the choices that you make. Look at Dorothy.”The Setting: Just fantastic. This is Tim Burton's Oz.
“What about Dorothy?”
“That’s exactly what makes Dorothy evil.”
I'm not sure if someone has bought the rights to the movie yet, but this is a book that deserves to be visualized. The setting is just beautiful. It is such a dark, twisted version of Oz. There's the beauty and darkness of the land itself, the stunning Emerald City hiding all sorts of horrors. You think you know the Tin Man?
His oversize jaw jutted out from the rest of his face in a nasty underbite, revealing a mess of little blades where his teeth should have been.The Scarecrow? The Lion? Not these versions. The Lion and his army of rabid animals (including a giant fucking murderous bunny) will eat you up. Get ready because people will die.
This book is so dark. The characters are so angry, with good reasons. So many have been enslaved, so many have been killed, sacrificed at the whim of Dorothy and her gang. Yes, there are munchkins, but munchkins have family, friends, loved ones who have died, too.
“You asked why they work for her,” she said. “You asked why the Munchkins don’t just tell Glinda to fuck off and take her machine somewhere else.”They cannot stand up against the power of those with magic. Hell, even the trees aren't allowed to be happy.
“Yeah. I was wondering that. Maybe it was stupid of me.”
“It was,” Indigo said, shooting me an annoyed look. “Do you think they have a choice?"
“Did that tree just move?”Dorothy: My one complaint here is that Dorothy looks like a slut. Really, was it necessary to have Dorothy the Evil resemble a street walker? But man, her appearance is deceiving.
“They talk, too, but they’ve taken a vow of silence.”
“Voluntarily?”
“The princess felt that their conversation ruined the apple-eating experience and was therefore a violation of the Happiness Decree.”
Instead of farm-girl cotton it was silk and chiffon. The cut was somewhere between haute couture and French hooker. The bodice nipped, tucked, and lifted. There was cleavage.Don't be fooled by her appearance, Dorothy is twisted. It takes brains and manipulation and power to get as far as she did in the land of Oz. She commands her minions, the Tin Woodman, the Scarecrow, Glinda...etc, and they, in turn, command their own army. Dorothy may be vain, but power gets to people's head, and before you know it, they turn crazy. And yep, that's what happened. I'm not fond of the fact that Dorothy is pictured to be so vain, but underneath all that, there's sheer madness. And I can totally understand why she hates Amy so much.
Lots of cleavage.
Dorothy’s face was burning with aggrieved rage. “I am the only one. There can only be one.”She loves torturing animals, and there was a scene involving a mouse that was truly painful to read. Look up psychopath, that's Dorothy in a nutshell.
My gut twisted. I understood. We had the same story. It was like we were wearing the same dress to the prom. Dorothy thought her landing here was fate—that it made her special. Another girl from Kansas meant that it was just a regular occurrence and that she wasn’t special at all. Or—worse—that I was here to take her place.
Amy: Amy is the kind of character that I love; she feels realistic. Yes, she does heroic things sometimes, like rescue people she really shouldn't be rescuing, but she acknowledges her stupidity. She is not TSTL, she sometimes has a few mean thoughts, and she gets a little mouthy and talks back when she's nervous. The difference between Amy and other bitchy YA characters is that Amy is never malicious. She's just kind of a jerk sometimes, like me.
Amy also has a tendency to get scared, to run away. And that's just fine with me. She's not perfect.
Why did I hesitate? Was I that weak?I understand perfectly. I'm a wimp. I like the normal, the routine, if you hand me a Special Destiny, fuck no, you can take my destiny and you can have it. I just want to read books and be mean.
I told myself that I didn’t want to ruin the Order’s plans—they’d told me to wait—but I knew that wasn’t entirely it. I’d chickened out.
Amy actually trains for her skills, for her magic. It doesn't come to her naturally. She also doesn't hesitate to kill. Can I get a fuck yeah?
I sliced diagonally across his chest and then drew the knife out only to plunge it right back in, drawing an X along his left side with the blade.Final comments: Reader beware that this is the first installment in the series, so expect a lot of world building, a lot of plot development, but not a lot of resolution. This book is a setup for the eventual showdown.
There is romance, but it's light. Amy has a crush, there is a hot guy in the book, but the romance is very light and it didn't bother me. The plot takes priority.
Overall: Highly recommended.
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Reading Progress
October 1, 2013
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October 1, 2013
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April 1, 2014
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April 1, 2014
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"This is the most eye-catching title I've seen in a long time. This book better not let me down."
April 1, 2014
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1.0%
"I first discovered I was trash three days before my ninth birthday—one year after my father lost his job and moved to Secaucus to live with a woman named Crystal and four years before my mother had the car accident, started taking pills, and began exclusively wearing bedroom slippers instead of normal shoes."
April 1, 2014
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"And then she rolled into her heels, wound up, and—before I could duck—punched me square in the jaw. I felt my head throbbing as I stumbled back and landed on my butt.
There's cattiness in this book, and it's well-written enough that I don't even mind =)"
There's cattiness in this book, and it's well-written enough that I don't even mind =)"
April 1, 2014
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5.0%
"I thought of Dustin and his wasted scholarship, and about my father, who’d left me behind just to get out of here. I thought of what this place did to people. Tornado or no tornado, I wasn’t Dorothy, and a stupid little storm wasn’t going to change anything for me."
April 1, 2014
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"As my skin touched his, I saw his face, and I felt electricity shooting through my body. His eyes were the first thing I noticed: They were emerald green with flecks of something I couldn’t even describe to myself.
OH CRAP, NOT INSTA-LOVE"
OH CRAP, NOT INSTA-LOVE"
April 1, 2014
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"“You’ve got to be kidding me.”
I had been dropped here by a tornado, and now I was standing on something that looked remarkably like a road of yellow bricks."
I had been dropped here by a tornado, and now I was standing on something that looked remarkably like a road of yellow bricks."
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"I'm actually really enjoying this book, despite the hint of insta-love. The main character is bitter and angry, and trailer trash. She's more inclined to run away than to get into stupidly heroic situations. The writing is great. This is looking to be a fantastic book so far."
April 2, 2014
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"His oversize jaw jutted out from the rest of his face in a nasty underbite, revealing a mess of little blades where his teeth should have been.
Meet the Tin Man."
Meet the Tin Man."
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""You're going to kill her." She looked right at me and said, "Dorothy must die."
^_^"
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April 2, 2014
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Though, given that it is the first book in the Dorothy Must Die series I can only assume that Dorothy is still alive by the end of this book.
As always looking forward to your review and not feeling as bad knowing it did not come about because of your suffering.
Full Fathom Five
Also who is that? Love the hair."
I'm guessing a JPOP singer, right. I don't listen to that music. Not sure what all the fuss is about.
Nidah (SleepDreamWrite) wrote: "That's it!
Also who is that? Love the hair."
It's T.O.P from Big Bang a K-pop group.
Also who is that? Love the hair."
It's T.O.P from Big Bang a K-pop group.
Mike: (view spoiler)
Howdy: Yeah, it has its faults, for one thing, the book dragged along in the middle parts because nothing rally happened, but I really love the setting and the development.
Crimson: TOP makes everything better.
Brigid: Thank you. I didn't know about FFF, but I knew about that ass, James Frey. I didn't know they were associated :(
Brigid: K-pop, Big Bang is more hip-hop than bouncy j-pop.
Shutterbug: It's up ^_^
Becki: I was cackling madly throughout the book
Isabelle: I hope you like it!
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Becki: I'm kind of glad for that (view spoiler)
Kerri: It is a long book, but it flew by really quickly =) I had a lot of fun with this.
Anasylvia: It's one scene, and you can skip over it, because there's ample warning when it happens.
Thanks for the awesome review!
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But I love it like that ^_^
The mention of animal torture made me reconsider getting it, but if you say it's skippable and comes with ample warning, hmm. (I can take human torture a whole lot more easily, but mention killing or torturing animals and... yeah.)
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Ally: It's more of a continuation than a retelling. The original story still existed, this is just what happens when Dorothy goes nuts >_>
Well Andrea will like that part.
All in all it sounds like a well executed novel take on the Oz setting. Was there any reason given that Amy was a/the chosen one? Does it have anything to do with the Kansas drinking water?
And, as always, great review.
Tandie: You were right!
Ally: Great! I hope you give this a shot :D
Liz: I just found out about that. I'm pretty disappointed now :\
Tandie: You were right!
Ally: Great! I hope you give this a shot :D
Liz: I just found out about that. I'm pretty disappointed now :\"
I'm sorry I burst your bubble.
I've already got a few of the books mentioned at the end of that article - but it does make me hesitate to spend money on more. (On the other hand, with the authors' entire income, basically, depending on revenue, boycotting will hurt the individual authors more than the company, I suspect. It's always a tricky choice in cases like this. Gah.)
I've already got a few of the books mentioned at the end of that article - but it does make me hesitate to spend money on..."
I don't think the authors get much of the profits in the case of FFF.
And this line made me laugh out loud in the library:
I just want to read books and be mean.
Some authors are willing to take the crappy deal in order to get published & start their career. Unless I'm not understanding stuff, it hardly seems fair to boycott their books just because JF is a douchebag.
On a side note: traditional publishing book deals in France (= small country compared to the US, the market isn't large enough to allow for big, six-zeroes deals) are, at a strict minimum, 1500-2000€. It's not a lot, but it's what a beginning author should fight for when negociating with a publisher. So 250$ is clearly... not even worth the paper used to print and proof your first draft. :(