Phillip Carter

@_cartermp

Product & DX | board | OSS and mountain sports | my spicy takes are my own

Redmond, WA
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Joined August 2015
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  1. Nov 23

    I saw blockchain/cryptocurrencies/etc. described as "opiate of the c-suite" in a twitter thread and it made perfect sense

    I've been reading and chatting with people in hopes of understanding why so many game companies are acting so excited about blockchain and every single answer seems to be "This is the future of the industry but we don't know why" (this one is from an earnings call)
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  2. Nov 22

    Watching this again and it's definitely just as surreal

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    Nov 22

    Great new article by on auto-instrumentation with . If you use k8s, definitely checkout the OTel Operator.

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  4. Nov 21

    Jury’s still out on Wheel of Time for me but the Trollocs are fuckin metal

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  5. Nov 21

    I don't know why but I have this weird feeling sometimes that Chicago and Minneapolis don't exist. They clearly do but in my brain it's weird to me that there are cities in that location. I've even flown into O'Hare airport before

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  6. Nov 21

    Throwback to this classic quote that somehow never made it into game of thrones

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  7. Nov 21

    I guess this is a good thing

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  8. Nov 21

    Wow, boosters available for everyone and it's just like we're back to earlier this year. No availability for any shots anywhere

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  9. Nov 19

    It's released: Hopefully everyone can enjoy corporate spew about data and cloud and stuff a little bit more

    Yep, this one's a keeper
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  10. Nov 18

    A cautionary tale 🤣

    Me: I want to spend less time investigating MSBuild issues Me (galaxy brain): *writes binlog viewer* Everyone in the world (for 5 years and counting, every day): hey Kirill, we have a very difficult MSBuild issue, could you please take a look? Boy, did that backfire.
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  11. Nov 18

    Eagerly awaiting the documentary showing how it turns into the next Fyre Festival

    Members of Bored Ape Yacht Club, the internet’s hottest NFT project, monkeyed around IRL at Ape Fest 2021. How long can the party last?
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  12. Nov 18

    This is brilliant

    💀OMG WHO RIGHT CLICKED ALL OF THE ?☠️ 🛳🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️🛳 👀
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  13. Nov 17

    “You must restart your system” ah yes the hallmark of installing software one windows

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    Nov 17

    Recording of our live stream is up! 📺 Free Your Services From Vendor Lock-in with 🗣️ Speakers: and Check it out!

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  15. Nov 16

    Yep, this one's a keeper

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  16. Nov 16

    Thinking of updating my chrome extension to translate "Big Data" into "Big Butt"

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    Nov 16

    Thank you to and for this webinar. Selfishly I learned a lot, but here’s the secret, YOU CAN TOO! (Watch it). is the future and happy to see pushing the limits of observability.

    If you’re a user looking to see a glimpse into the future of , this is your webinar. Join me, , and (from ) today as we talk about .
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    If you’re a user looking to see a glimpse into the future of , this is your webinar. Join me, , and (from ) today as we talk about .

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  19. Nov 15

    Frank Reynolds voice: "We gotta definitely write a press release about how we do not diddle books"

    Just catching up with the news today. When a publicly traded company’s CEO quits “effective immediately,” the logical question to ask is “were they diddling the books, or an intern?”
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  20. Nov 15

    I will also personally die on the hill that .NET and VSCode should forever stay simple, not copy-paste codebase/package management tools from IDEs, etc. Just be a reliable and fast editor companion to command-line tools

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