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Fast Food Mascots Snort Cocaine, Hit Up Strip Club (VIDEO)

First Posted: 03- 5-10 01:23 PM   |   Updated: 03- 5-10 04:42 PM

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Fast Food Mascots

Fast food mascots never really did much for us. We're happy they exist, but we're buying those Frostees because they're delicious. Not because a girl in pigtails is earning her paycheck. But perhaps we just never got to see them cut loose and hit the town. Just goes to show you that you can't really judge a fast food mascot until you see him inhale a mountain of cocaine and bang a few strippers.

Luckily the music video for Rad Omen's "Rad Anthem" gives life to these classic characters (though the Burger King looks more like Jesus, which only adds to the discomfort/awesomeness of watching him let loose). It also has the added bonus of a cameo by comedian Nick Swardson as a certain pig-tailed stripper. Now that sells Frostees. (via Buzzfeed)


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RAD OMEN - "Rad Anthem" from Nicholaus Goossen on Vimeo.


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Fast food mascots never really did much for us. We're happy they exist, but we're buying those Frostees because they're delicious. Not because a girl in pigtails is earning her paycheck. But perhaps w...
Fast food mascots never really did much for us. We're happy they exist, but we're buying those Frostees because they're delicious. Not because a girl in pigtails is earning her paycheck. But perhaps w...
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- New zzeltar I'm a Fan of zzeltar 71 fans permalink
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I wouldn't give a dollar to Wendy after that pole dance.

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 07:53 PM on 3/06/2010
- superjules I'm a Fan of superjules 33 fans permalink
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Love the video and the song!

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 03:09 PM on 3/06/2010
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Holy crap that was funny.

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 01:51 PM on 3/06/2010
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After digging deeper, and watching more of Nicholaus "Grandma's Boy" Goossen's videos on Vimeo, I think it's safe to say that "Colonel Sanders" is Simon Rex/Dirt Nasty, of Scarie Movie 3 & 4 fame. Another "must see" video is "I.F.H. Mondays", with Rex, Nick Swardsson (also in this video as Wendy), and David Spade.

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 01:34 PM on 3/06/2010
- hippie4ever I'm a Fan of hippie4ever 209 fans permalink
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I'll have what those guys ordered, only substitute male strippers and add an order of extra-large fries, please.

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 12:19 PM on 3/06/2010
- JScott I'm a Fan of JScott 28 fans permalink

Well the Burger King is kinda creepy anyway.

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 10:39 AM on 3/06/2010
- MajorKong I'm a Fan of MajorKong 505 fans permalink
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The lawyers are going to have a field day with this one.

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 10:30 AM on 3/06/2010
- utd I'm a Fan of utd 21 fans permalink
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Parody is protected, no one is reasonably going to believe Ronald McDonald is a coke head rockstar who bangs strippers with Col. Sanders, Wendy, Jack, and the Burger King.

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 12:01 PM on 3/06/2010
- MajorKong I'm a Fan of MajorKong 505 fans permalink
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True.

However a company with very deep pockets like McDonald's might take you to court anyway just to make you go broke from attorney fees and court costs.

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 12:49 PM on 3/06/2010
- Todd Sullivan I'm a Fan of Todd Sullivan 10 fans permalink
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brilliant!

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 07:23 AM on 3/06/2010
- Christina Brown I'm a Fan of Christina Brown 5 fans permalink
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I find this video more entertaining than the "Hangover". Why did that movie ever win a Golden Globes? >

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 09:24 PM on 3/05/2010
- Bartolo27 I'm a Fan of Bartolo27 29 fans permalink
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I wanna party with that crew........

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 08:07 PM on 3/05/2010
- section 8 I'm a Fan of section 8 permalink

I smell a lawsuit...LMAO

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 06:09 PM on 3/05/2010
- JohnSawyer I'm a Fan of JohnSawyer 83 fans permalink
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Not to worry. Parody like this is protected under law, and a lawsuit would bring unwanted publicity for these companies.

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 06:51 PM on 3/06/2010
- Diskatopia I'm a Fan of Diskatopia 4 fans permalink

Tricking us into listening to slightly above average music with a mildly entertaining video-- I'm having a .. flashback.. I... I ...

I WANT MY MTV.

But then anything is better than Ga(g)Ga(g), I say.

Now go watch Spank Rock's "Loose" for mo' bettuh crotch grabbin'.

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 05:07 PM on 3/05/2010
- Hardyman1966 I'm a Fan of Hardyman1966 62 fans permalink
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Sending this. EVERYWHERE!

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 03:58 PM on 3/05/2010
- Kiri sute gomen I'm a Fan of Kiri sute gomen 32 fans permalink
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LMAO!

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 02:22 PM on 3/05/2010
- urnumbersix I'm a Fan of urnumbersix 60 fans permalink
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I LOVE this video! Sending it to everyone!

    Reply     Favorite     Flag as abusive Posted 01:43 PM on 3/05/2010

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