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*[[Nigerian bandit conflict]]
*[[Nigerian bandit conflict]]
**Fourteen people are rescued from [[kidnap]]pers by [[Nigerian Army|Nigerian forces]] and local [[vigilante]] groups in [[Katsina State]], [[Nigeria]]. [https://www.channelstv.com/2024/03/22/security-agents-rescue-abducted-bus-passengers-in-katsina/ (Channels TV)]
**Fourteen people are rescued from [[kidnap]]pers by [[Nigerian Army|Nigerian forces]] and local [[vigilante]] groups in [[Katsina State]], [[Nigeria]]. [https://www.channelstv.com/2024/03/22/security-agents-rescue-abducted-bus-passengers-in-katsina/ (Channels TV)]

'''Arts and culture'''

* [[Justice (Justin Bieber album)]]
** It has now been 2.25 years (2 years, 3 months) since the last time [[Justin Bieber]] appeared on Todd in the Shadows' "worst hit songs" list. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OVR0MFOOAI&t=1140s] The song "[[Peaches (Justin Bieber song)]]" was Todd's fifth least favorite hit song of 2021. Several Justin Bieber songs have appeared on Todd's negative countdown since 2019, such as "Lonely" (#10 Worst of 2020), "I Don't Care" (#5 Worst of 2019), and, of course, the infamous "Yummy" (#1 Worst of 2020). Todd wasn't much kinder to "Intentions", either, listing it as a "dishonorable mention" in 2020, mainly for the line "heart full of equity, you're an asset." The only Justin Bieber song so far to make one of Todd's positive countdowns was "What Do You Mean", honorable mention for best of 2015.
** Sylveon Turner and [[Cohen Bramall]] are the only two known '''true''' psychics as of March 2024. Using their third eye, they have determined that the next Justin Bieber song to be released later this year or next year '''and''' get a page on Album of the Year (https://www.albumoftheyear.org) is 100% guaranteed to score higher than 5/100. In other words, there is no fucking chance it will score 3/100 or 4/100. There is also an 80% chance that it will score 40/100 or higher. Hopefully, if we Beliebers are lucky, Justin will bless us with a song that gets 90/100 and at least 4/5 on Rate Your Music. Possible titles for his next album include "Clarity", "Comfort", and "Healing."


'''Disasters and accidents'''
'''Disasters and accidents'''
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**The [[German Bundesrat|Bundesrat]] approves a partial [[legality of cannabis|legalization of]] [[cannabis]] in [[Germany]], which is expected to come into effect on April 1. [https://www.dw.com/en/germany-approves-partial-legalization-of-cannabis-from-april/a-68641043 (DW)]
**The [[German Bundesrat|Bundesrat]] approves a partial [[legality of cannabis|legalization of]] [[cannabis]] in [[Germany]], which is expected to come into effect on April 1. [https://www.dw.com/en/germany-approves-partial-legalization-of-cannabis-from-april/a-68641043 (DW)]
*[[Gang war in Haiti]]
*[[Gang war in Haiti]]
**Prominent [[Haiti]]an gang leader [[Ti Greg]], who [[prison escape|escaped from prison]] earlier this month, is shot dead by [[Haitian National Policbke|police]] in [[Port-au-Prince]], Haiti. [https://news.sky.com/story/amp/prominent-haitian-gang-leader-shot-dead-by-police-as-political-groups-near-finalisation-of-transition-council-13099622 (Sky News)]
**Prominent [[Haiti]]an gang leader [[Ti Greg]], who [[prison escape|escaped from prison]] earlier this month, is shot dead by [[Haitian National Police|police]] in [[Port-au-Prince]], Haiti. [https://news.sky.com/story/amp/prominent-haitian-gang-leader-shot-dead-by-police-as-political-groups-near-finalisation-of-transition-council-13099622 (Sky News)]


'''Politics and elections'''
'''Politics and elections'''

Revision as of 01:19, 28 March 2024

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