Dumpster Fire Nachos

• 1 lb Ground beef

• 2 Avocados, ripe

• 1/4 cup Cilantro

• 18 cloves Garlic

• 1/2 tsp Garlic powder

• 1 lb Jalapenos

• 2 cups Refried beans

• 1 tbsp Lemon or lime juice

• 3/4 cup Pico de gallo

• 2 tsp Salt

• 1 1/2 tbsp Taco seasoning

• 1/3 cup Vegetable oil

• 1 tsp White vinegar

• 1 lb Tortilla chips

• 12 oz Cheddar cheese

• 1 Sour cream

• 2 tbsp Tequila

• 1/2 cup Water