Bob Saget Vs. 'Full House's Danny Tanner: Whose Philosophy on Life Is Better?

It's Danny Tanner! No, in fact, it's not at all. Bob Saget has a new book, Dirty Daddy: The Chronicles Of A Family Man Turned Filthy Comedian, in which he shares his tales from his Full House days, like changing Mary Kate and Ashley's diapers on set. He also sets out dispel any myths that he and Danny Tanner, the cleanest father ever, have any similarities.

If you know a thing or two about the comedian, (who was also the voiceover of the dad on How I Met Your Mother — RIP), you know he's actually the opposite of Danny Tanner — in fact, he's an rated-R comedian. We know he's a raunchy guy and that he means well, but when you juxtapose he and Danny, well... it's kinda jarring.

Here's all the proof you need that the two are not one and the same. (Also: Full House nostalgia alert!)