May 2014 News Articles
- CNN Reporter Ivan Watson Was Just Detained in Turkey Live On Air, Because the Gezi Anniversary Means The Government's Going Nuts
- Chili's and Sonic Ban Guns in Their Restaurants,But Not Because of the UCSB Shooting
- Watching Porn May Shrink Your Brain, Or Porn-Watchers May Already Have Smaller Brains, Finds Least Surprising Study Ever
- San Jose Gives Out Free Weed to Voters with Medical Marijuana Cards, And No One's Quite Sure if it's Legal
- Medicare Now Covers Gender-Reassignment Surgery, Because the Law is Catching Up to Reality
- Donald Sterling Sues the NBA for More Than $1 Billion Over Clippers' Sale to Steve Ballmer
- Twitter Got a New Font, And It's Narrow and Weird and Why Does Everything Have to Change?
- Google Admits Gender Diversity Problem; One Woman on What It Was Like To Work There
- When Is James Holmes' Trial For The Aurora, Colorado Mass Shooting?
- Science Regrows Teeth Using Lasers & Dental Stem Cells, Magic!
- Elon Musk's 'Dragon V2' Space Vessel Is Here, Ready To Out-Rocket Russia
- 6 Of Jay Carney's Finest Moments, Because Love Him or Hate Him, Carney Was Epic
- Wanna Buy A High School On Craigslist? Here's Your Chance, Michigan
- Berlin's "Original Unpacked" Supermarket Is Packaging-Free, And Greener Than Green
- What's The Point of "The Marvelous Sugar Baby" at Brooklyn's Domino Sugar Factory?
- Maya Angelou's 911 Dispatcher Ranted About Oprah Winfrey During The Call — Say What?
- Social Media-Savvy Elephant Takes Selfie, Or 'Elfie', And Clearly Knows His Angles — PHOTO
- Dead, Or Meditating? An Indian Court Is Figuring Out Which One Ashutosh Maharaj Is
- Fill Out One Form, And Google Will Forget You Ever Existed
- Denny's Tweets Brilliant Pun About Apple & Beats
- Why Did Jay Carney Resign? The Press Secretary Had A Notoriously High-Turnover Job
- North Korea Mushroom Institute Proudly Debuts A Mushroom Sports Drink, Really
- McDonalds Warns Thai Protesters: Quit Politicizing Our Golden Arches
- White House Press Secretary Jay Carney Has Resigned, Hours After Eric Shinseki
- VA Chief Eric Shinseki Resigns: A Timeline Of How The Crisis Unfolded
- Glenn Beck's Family History Of Rape Doesn't Excuse TheBlaze's Offensive Skits
- 5 School Districts Mark Zuckerberg & Priscilla Chan Should Donate To Next
- Free Beer For Life, For $1000? This Minneapolis Restaurant Knows What It's Doing
- Utah High School Alters Teen Girls' Necklines in Yearbook Photos: The Week in Women
- Teenage Sisters Gang-Raped and Hanged in India, and We're Discussing Toilets?
- Has A Scripps National Spelling Bee Tie Happened Before? Yes, But Not For 52 Years
- "Global Warming" or "Climate Change"? Americans Care More About One Than The Other
- Wisconsin Abortion Clinics Are In Serious Danger, All Four Of Them
- Stichomythia and Feuilleton are the Winning Scripps Spelling Bee Words, But What Do They Mean?
- Scripps National Spelling Bee References Kelis' "Milkshake"... Oops. — VIDEO
- Microsoft's Steve Ballmer Will Buy the Clippers from Donald Sterling, Meaning The Saga's Over
- NSA Releases Weird Edward Snowden Email in Ongoing Tiff Over Whistleblowing
- Nebraska Mayor Douglas Kindig: "Minorities Are Not Going To Run My City!"
- 80s Legend Exene Cervenka Is A Santa Barbara "Truther", Ugh
- Italy Trades Its Cop Cars For Lamborghinis, Because Why Not
- Irwindale's Sriracha Plant Is Saved: Your Guide to The Whole Sorry Sriracha Saga Of 2013-14
- What Is Secondary Drowning? Everything You Gotta Know About The Hidden Swimming Danger
- Google's Diversity Stats Are Out, But The Word 'Diversity' Doesn't Really Apply
- Chicago's Willis Tower Glass 'Ledge' Cracked As Tourists Sat On It, Terrifying Them And Us And Everybody
- 9/11 Cheese Platter Nixed From 9/11 Museum Gift Shop, And With Good Reason
- Mario Drives A Mercedez-Benz In 'Mario Kart 8', Because Corporate Partnerships Don't Always Make Sense
- 'New York Times' Front Page Typo Comes At A Pretty Awkward Time – PHOTO
- Watch Lonely Goat Mr. G. Reunite With His Tiny Donkey BFF, Jellybean – VIDEO
- Paul Ryan Gets Mistaken For Anthony Weiner, So Here's Exactly How To Tell Those Two Apart
- Elliot Rodger's Parents Break Their Silence, Tell NBC They're Experiencing "Hell On Earth"
- Uber Wants To Use Google's Self-Driving Cars, But We Think They Took 'Minority Report' Too Seriously
- British Airways' Passenger Death Policy Has Gone From Weird To, Somehow, Even Weirder
- Utah School Bizarrely Photoshops Its Yearbook Pictures, For Reasons Known Only To Them
- The Duke Lacrosse Rape Scandal Was 8 Years Ago, So Where Are The Accused Now?
- Australia Decides Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Can't Be In Their Southern Indian Ocean Search Area
- 6 Times Edward Snowden Hinted About Clemency In His NBC Interview With Brian Williams
- In Brian Williams Interview, Edward Snowden Says He's Never Met Putin, So Forget the Buddy Cop Film
- Should I Change My eBay Password? Yes — But Don't Click any Links in an Email to Do It
- How 51st State "Jefferson" Would Change America, From Its Politics To The Flag
- 12 Quotes From President Obama's Speech To West Point's Graduating Class Of 2014
- The Great Egg White Shortage Of 2014 Is Here, And It's All Our Fault
- Why Apple Bought Beats For A Casual $3 Billion (Here's A Hint: Spotify)
- A Serial Tickler Is Terrorizing Boston, And You Can't Make This Stuff Up
- Glenn Beck Mocks Rape In TheBlaze Skits, Welcome To The Worst Thing You'll Watch All Day
- Skype Translator Is A Real-Time Language Translation During Video Calls, And It's Pretty Amazing
- Evan Spiegel's Leaked Fraternity Emails Prove He's Actually Even Worse Than You Thought
- 'Forbes' Most Powerful Women List Totally Overlooked These International Superstars
- Did Elliot Rodger Have Asperger's? Maybe, But Either Way, That's Irrelevant
- Fox News Thinks Elliot Rodger Was Gay And Struggling With It, Because, Well, Fox News
- 11 Maya Angelou Quotes Immortalized in Stone (And Glass, and Paper, and…)
- How New York Ferrets Were Shunned By Rudy Giuliani, And Welcomed Back By Bill de Blasio
- What NBC's Brian Williams Should Ask Edward Snowden In The Interview We've Been Waiting For
- Obama Releases Maya Angelou Tribute, Calling Poet "a Truly Phenomenal Woman"
- When Is Manhattanhenge? Tomorrow, So Mark Your Calendars, New Yorkers!
- J.K. Rowling and More React to Maya Angelou's Death With Quotes, Words, and Incredible Anecdotes
- After Maya Angelou's Death, 9 Things You Didn't Know About The Icon
- #MayaTaughtMe Trends On Twitter, Honoring The Lessons We Learned From Maya Angelou
- Rob Ford vs. Porn Star Nikki Benz: The Toronto Mayoral Race Is Heating Up
- Maya Angelou Dead at 86: The Life of the Renowned Poet and Author
- 10 Maya Angelou Quotes We'll Never Forget
- Maya Angelou's Clinton Inauguration Reading Was Even More Powerful Than You Remember
- Maya Angelou's Final Tweet Is Just As Beautiful As You'd Expect
- Maya Angelou Dead At 86
- Twitter's New Mute Button Won't Block Advertisers' Sponsored Posts, But Nice Try
- Google's Tiny Logo Change is Probably the Least-Controversial Thing Google Will Ever Do
- Pink, Helpfully Wide Parking Spaces For Women Are Now A Thing In South Korea
- It's "Phrosties" Time For New York City, But Not If Sen. Chuck Schumer Has Anything To Do With It
- Supreme Court Rejects Florida's IQ Limit For Executions: 3 Questions That Arise From The Ruling
- New 'IAmElemental' Action Figures for Girls Could Kick Barbie's Butt
- 9 Truly Absurd Quotes From Donald Trump's Speech To The National Press Club
- Cancer Centers Ads Are Heavy On Emotion, Light On Facts, New Research Has Found
- Scientology-Influenced 'Narconon' Drug Program Sneaks Its Way Back Into California's Public Schools
- Nigeria's President Goodluck Jonathan Wouldn't Trade Kidnapped Schoolgirls For Prisoners
- Joe The Plumber Thinks USBC 'Dead Kids Don't Trump My Rights', But We Shouldn't Be Surprised
- Iran Summons Mark Zuckerberg To Court, Even Though The Country's Banned Facebook
- NASA's Global Selfie Features Photos from Pakistan to Poland
- Which States Have The Worst Abortion Restrictions? 5 States Under Anti-Choice Attack
- Your Brain On Baby: Yes, Having Kids Changes Your Neural Pathways, Under One Condition
- How Each European Country Gave The EU A Thumbs-Down In Last Weekend's Elections
- The Average Wait Time to See a Doctor in These U.S. Cities Is a Little Bit Horrifying
- Rachel Louise Carson Is Honored In Today's Google Doodle, And Here's Why She Was So Important
- How Apple Smart Home Technology Would Take Over Your House, Room By Room
- Congress Should've Acted After Sandy Hook To Prevent UCSB Shootings, Victim's Father Tells CNN
- Obama Declares U.S. Troops Will Leave Afghanistan By End Of 2016, Finally
- What Goes Into A Lethal Injection, And What Does Each Drug Do? An Explainer
- Wikipedia Your Symptoms, And You'll Get The Wrong Answer 9 Out Of 10 Times
- Hillary Clinton's 'Hard Choices' Author's Note Reveals What's to Come in Her New Memoir
- Elliot Rodger's Manifesto Blamed A Seventh-Grade Classmate For His Hatred Of Woman
- Finally, Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Satellite Data Indicates Plane Ran Out Of Fuel, Crashed In Indian Ocean
- One Day After UCSB Shooting, Republican Who Used To Represent District Brags Of NRA Endorsement
- Rap Genius Co-founder Praises UCSB Shooter's Memoir, Promptly Gets Himself Fired
- Man Holds Breath In Tunnel, Crashes Car Into Two Others — So Let's Put This Superstition To Bed, Okay?
- The Abducted Nigerian Schoolgirls Have Reportedly Been Located — But It's Too Dangerous To Rescue Them
- UCSB Shooter's Manifesto Shows It Wasn't Just About Women, It Was About Power
- White House Reveals Name of Top CIA Officer in Afghanistan, Gets Predictable Heat
- Russia Will Work WIth Ukraine's New Leader, So Is This The Beginning of a New Chapter?
- Oscar Pistorius Starts Psychiatric Tests At a Pretoria Mental Hospital, And Everything Rides on This
- Family of Santa Barbara Suspect Elliot Rodger Reported Him to Police, So Why Wasn't He Stopped?
- Billionaire Petro Poroshenko Wins Ukraine Election, So Step 1: Deal With Russia
- Pope Francis Invites Israeli, Palestinian Leaders to Vatican to Talk Peace — And They Said Yes
- Shooting in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina Motel Kills 3, Leaves 1 Wounded
- Who Was Elliot Rodger, the Santa Barbara Shooter?
- Parents Of Santa Barbara Shooter Elliot Rodger Read His Manifesto Before Rampage Started: Live Updates
- Ukraine Holds Presidential Election, Eastern Separatists Close Voting Booths
- Santa Barbara Suspect Elliot Rodger Was Involved in Pick-Up Artist Community
- Santa Barbara Suspect Elliot Rodger Allegedly Stabbed Three in Apartment Before Rampage
- 'Pillowcase' Serial Rapist Released into Southern California Town, Where Everyone's Understandably Pissed Off
- NYC Anti-Obesity "Fitnessgram" Campaign Backfires, Is Forced to Reconsider its Delivery Process
- BSA New Chief Says He Won't Re-Open Gay Adults Issue, And He Was the Boy Scouts' Last Hope
- Santa Barbara Murder Suspect Eliot Rodgers Had Posted Chilling YouTube Clip The Day Before
- Teacher Poses As Trayvon Martin In Yearbook, And His High School Isn't Sure How It Feels
- 8 Graduation Ceremonies That Went Horribly Wrong (Hint: Don't Do A Backflip!)
- Pantless Driver Explains To Cops: I'd Had A 'Manzilian,' It Was Itching
- Portland Tap Water Declared Off-Limits After E. Coli Is Found In The Water Supply
- How To Watch Tonight's Meteor Shower, Wherever You Are
- Tabasco Sriracha Is Dark, Mysterious, & On the Market, But Would You Cheat On Huy Fong?
- Google's Project Tango 3D Tablet Looks Incredible, But What Exactly Can It Do?
- I Am Smushball, Dan Bilzerian's Cat, And He Wouldn't Throw Me Off A Roof
- Chocolate Putin Figures Are Popping Up In Ukraine, Because Revenge Is Sweet
- Lizzie Velasquez' Kickstarter Documentary, 'The Lizzie Project', Will Make Her Your Role Model
- 6 Things Phin Lyman, Teenage Virgin, Gets Wrong About Sex
- Hot Sauce-Genitalia Hazing Gets University Of Tennessee Frat Suspended, Also Ouch
- Mark Cuban Apologizes To Trayvon Martin's Family, But He's Missing The Point
- Quick-Thinking Man Catches Falling Baby From Second-Story Window — VIDEO
- Who Is Janet Yellen? NYU Grads Don't Know — And If You Don't Either, Read This Primer
- 'Shark' Storm System Hovers Over Eastern United States — PHOTO
- GOP Host 'Dating Game'-Style Debate About Women, It's Pretty Awkward — VIDEO
- Taco Bell's Beer Milkshake Dream Has Been Crushed, and It's A Sad Day For America
- Wyoming Mulls Bringing Back Firing Squad For Its Executions, And It's Far From Alone
- Indiana Judge Rules Man Who Raped Wife Won't Go To Prision: The Week in Women
- Facebook's Mike Hudack Rants About Media On Facebook, Only His Problem Is... Facebook
- NYC Health Dept Uses Yelp Reviews To Track Food Poisoning, Which Is A Genius Move
- 'New York Times' Runs Anti-Islamist Ad, And The Timing Is Exceptionally Poor
- Wendy Davis As "Abortion Barbie" Is Artist Sabo's Latest Terrible Creation
- Tennessee Brings Back Electric Chair, As Long As Lethal Injection Drugs Aren't Available
- NBC's Edward Snowden-Brian Williams Promo Photo Looks Intentionally Absurd
- Facebook Will Listen In To Your TV & Music Habits, And Share Them With Everyone You Know
- Tom Steyer Pours $100 Million Into Denying Climate Change Deniers A Midterm Win
- Marijuana Sizzurp Has Hit California Shelves, Someone Tell Justin Bieber
- Apple Busts Stoner Game Weed Firm: 8 Other Budding Apps That Still Exist on iTunes
- President Obama's BlackBerry Can't Run Angry Birds, Snapchat, Or Instagram, Sad Face
- Front-Page Ads Adorn 'Time' & 'Sports Illustrated' This Week, And It's Pretty Weird
- Listeria-Threatened Hummus Was Pulled From Trader Joe's, Target, And Our Hearts
- Seriously, Aliens Exist, Top Astronomers Tell Congress (Admittedly, For Funding)
- Being "Happy" In Iran Gets You Arrested, And Then Allegedly Abused In Your Prison Cell
- On Harvey Milk Day, 15 Lesser-Known Reasons Why The Gay Rights Icon Is Worth Celebrating
- Royal Thai Army Declares A Coup, And Here's What That Means For The Embattled Country
- Boston Marathon Bombers Probably Had Terrorist Training, Court Documents Say
- Whatever Happened To Joe The Plumber, The Average Joe Who Wasn't Actually A Plumber?
- Whether Yulia Tymoshenko Or Petro Poroshenko Win Ukraine's Election, Vladimir Putin Will Be Left Behind
- 10 Years Later, Kidnapped California Woman Found Safe After Finding Her Sister on Facebook
- President Obama Proclaims "The Bear is Loose" About Himself, Because, Hey, it's His Second Term!
- U.S. Sends Troops Near Nigeria To "Bring Back Our Girls," Which Is A Step In The Right Direction
- Awkward: France Orders 50 Costly New Trains, And They Don't Fit In The Station
- Make Hash Brownies, Get A Life Sentence In Prison? It Might Just Happen To A Texas Teenager
- What 9/11 Museum Visitors Experienced On The First Day It Opened
- Is Airbnb Legal? Depends, But It Handed Over Records To New York Officials, So Time To Double-Check
- 'Wheel Of Fortune' Host Pat Sajak Thinks Climate Change Isn't A Thing, But Tweets About It Constantly
- Do Antidepressants Make You Gain Weight? 5 Harmful Stigmas About Treating Depression
- Mysterious Lights Over Hawaii Were Caused By A Missile Launch... Sure, Department Of Defense, Sure
- Google Wants Ads On Your Fridge, Your Car, Your Oven, Probably Your Face If It Could
- Google Buys Word Lens, A Magic Sign-Translating App That'll Make Your Trip Abroad A Breeze
- The Gender Pay Gap and High School GPA Are Linked, And Things Aren't Looking Good
- Why The 9/11 Museum's Yelp Page Feels Weird, But Should Stay Anyway
- Get Deep Brain Stimulation, Become Johnny Cash Fan For Life? Seriously, This Happened
- Let Priests Marry, Italian Mistresses Beg Pope Francis, In A Letter Pleading The End Of Celibacy Rules
- As NPR Cancels 'Tell Me More,' The Erasure of Black People in Radio Continues
- Meet Lundergan Alison Grimes, The Tough Kentucky Candidate Giving Mitch McConnell A Run For His Money
- A Third of Healthy Americans Carry HPV So For the Love of Pete, Go Get Tested
- Planes Are Hotbeds For Bacteria, And E. Coli And MRSA Can Stay Alive Aboard For Days
- California's Surfing Goats May Be Evicted From Pismo Beach, And Please Just No
- Prince Charles Brazenly Likens Vladimir Putin To Adolf Hitler, But It's Just The Latest Of His Many, Many Snafus
- Velveeta Has Gone Rogue On Twitter & Facebook, And Everybody's Stumped
- Iranians Create Pharrell-Inspired "Happy In Tehran" YouTube Video, Promptly Get Arrested
- FBI May Change Its Marijuana Policy For New Hires, Because Too Many Hackers Were Once Potheads
- Congressional Primaries: How The Tea Party and GOP Fared — And What It Means For The Midterms
- Missouri Stays Russell Bucklew's Execution Over Concerns He Could Choke On His Own Blood
- Sinkhole Swallows Half Of Austin Peay Football Stadium, But They Swear It's All Under Control
- Time-Traveling Wormholes Could Be Our Ticket To The Future, And More Sci-Fi Discoveries
- Overweight Politicians Get Less Votes Than Their Skinnier Rivals, Apparently
- Americans Are Waging Jihad In Syria, And The FBI Is Worried
- Burger King's New Slogan Doesn't Make Any Sense, Grammatically Or Otherwise
- Hassan Rouhani Is Bringing Internet Freedoms Back To Iran, One Tweet At A Time
- David Letterman Is Sorry About The Monica Lewinsky Thing, But It's 16 Years Too Late
- "British Schindler" Nicolas Winton Saved 700 Children From The Holocaust, Then Kept It Quiet For 50 Years
- Chipotle: Leave Your Guns At Home, Guys, Bullets Don't Mix Well With Burritos
- Pennsylvania's Same-Sex Marriage Ban Has Been Ruled Unconstitutional, Finally
- What Is The Best Humanities Degree? The Best and Worst Liberal Arts Majors By Salary
- McDonalds' New Mascot "Happy" Is The Stuff Of Nightmares
- Sarah Palin Vents About Hillary Clinton On Her Facebook Page, Which Is Really Just A Collection Of Rants
- A Periodic Table Yearbook Joke Cost A Student Her Walk At Graduation, Which Doesn't Exactly Make Sense
- Arthur Sulzberger Talks Jill Abramson In 'Vanity Fair': 4 Things He Revealed About The 'NYT' Scandal
- Chirlane McCray Is A 'Bad Mom', According To New York Post & Other Tabloids, And It's Gotta Stop
- The New Lemonhead Mascot Is Terrifying, From His Creepy Facebook Updates To His Weird Tweets
- 'Herd Immunity' Is Being Chipped Away By Anti-Vaxxers, And Here's Exactly How
- Missouri's Planned Execution of Murderer Russell Bucklew Is Risky, To Say The Least
- Heart Disease And Your Gum Health May Be Linked, So Don't Miss That Date With Your Dentist
- Restaurant Owner Epically Responds To Sexist 'Show Some Skin' Online Review
- Jason Patric's Custody Battle Ends In A Revolutionary California Bill That'd Redefine Parenting
- 'The Onion' or Real? Try To Guess Which Headlines Are Satire, and Which Are Actual News
- As Thailand Imposes Martial Law, Here's Your Guide To The Political Crisis In The Fraught Country
- Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Satellite Data Is Finally Being Released To The Public In Raw Form
- Blackshades Malware Hijacked Half A Million Computers, Proving Nothing's Ever Safe On The Internet
- A Bomb Threat at Quinnipiac Graduation and 3 Other Terrible Ways to Duck Your Obligations
- Just Married: Oregon Same-Sex Couples Who Tied the Knot, Finally
- Four Ways The Elephant On The Florida Beach Could've Gotten There (And How it Actually Did)
- 4 Ways Nigeria Can Rescue The Kidnapped Schoolgirls From Boko Haram
- 'Fox & Friends' Misspells 'Selfie' In Segment on Selfies: Our 5 Favorite Fox News Fails
- Dracula's Castle Is Actually For Sale, And These 5 TV Characters Should Consider Making A Bid
- If Google Buys Twitch, You Could Play Pokemon, Final Fantasy, & Pac-Man On YouTube — We Hope
- Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Movie 'The Vanishing Act' Is Set To Be Promoted At Cannes
- Jill Abramson Thanks Anita Hill At Wake Forest Commencement, Emphasizing All They Have In Common
- Judge Strikes Down Oregon Gay Marriage Ban, And Here's Exactly What He Wrote (Grab A Tissue)
- 6 Things John Kerry Told Yale Graduates, Including A Dig At Donald Sterling
- Why U.S. Espionage Charges Against China Won't Be Effective
- E. Coli-Tainted Ground Beef Prompts Massive Recall, So If Ever There Was a Time To Go Vegetarian...
- Facebook's Slingshot App Is A Snapchat Knock-Off, But Not Zuckerberg's First Try
- AT&T and DIRECTV Agree to Huge Merger — What Does it Mean For You?
- 9/11 Museum Gift Shop Turns Tragedy Into Profit With These Expensive Items
- Google Celebrates Rubik's Cube's 40th Birthday with An Addictive Google Doodle, So There Goes Your Day
- William G. Bowen Calls Haverford Students "Immature" In Commencement Speech, But Perhaps They Should Listen
- 7 Quotes From Jill Abramson's Wake Forest Commencement Speech That Prove She's Over That Whole 'NYT' Thing
- You Can Now Ask Facebook Friends About Their Relationship Status, To Rub In Their Singledom Ever More
- South Korean Ferry Disaster Prompts President Park Geun-Hye To Disband The Coast Guard
- Switzerland's Minimum Wage Plan Defeated At The Polls, So Workers Won't Be Getting Paid $25 An Hour
- Karl Rove's 'Clinton Has Brain Damage' Line Is Part Of A Bigger Strategy
- Kraft Issues Massive Cottage Cheese Recall, So Make Sure Yours Is In The Clear
- The New York Times Denies Jill Abramson's Firing Had Anything To Do With Her Gender, But We're Not Entirely Convinced
- Kim Jong-un's Executed Ex-Girlfriend Is Alive, Apparently Made an Appearance on North Korean TV
- School Wipes Jessica Urbina's Yearbook Photo Because She's Wearing a Tux, Gets Major Twitter Backlash
- Utah Rep. Paul Ray Wants Firing Squad Brought Back, Because Being Shot Is More "Humane", Apparently
- World's Largest Dinosaur Discovered in Argentina, And It's So Huge It Doesn't Even Have a Name Yet
- Arkansas' Gay Marriage Ban Is Back In Effect — At Least, For Now
- 'Query' Is An Google Autocomplete Board Game, So I Guess I've Seen Everything
- Flappy Bird Is Coming Back, Baby — With A Multiplayer Option!
- Jill Abramson Fired, Reportedly For Inquiring About Gender Wage Gap: This Week in Women
- What Barack Obama & Joe Biden's Shake Shack Food Choices Tell Us About Them
- Minimum Wage In Switzerland Could Be Upped To $25 An Hour, Believe It Or Not
- Dan Bilzerian's Lawyer Wrote A Horrifying Letter To The Porn Star Bilzerian Threw Off A Roof
- Male Infertility Linked to Early Death: 5 Studies Designed To Give Men Body Image Issues
- Watergate Conspirator Jeb Stuart Magruder Died This Week
- American Binge Drinking Numbers Are Huge...But Further Regulation Isn't the Answer
- Narendra Modi Won India's Election, And Here's How China, President Obama, CNN, & Others Reacted
- One Night of Binge Drinking Can Seriously Damage Your Body, So Put Down That Wine Cooler
- 'Operation American Spring' Was Every Bit As Troubling And Useless As It Sounded
- Hero Cat Tara Will 'Throw' The First Pitch At A Baseball Game: 5 Ways She Could Actually Do That
- Of Course The 2022 Qatar World Cup Will Be Too Hot!
- Did Animal Rights Groups Swindle Circus Company Feld Entertainment?
- Is Ritalin Ruining Your Brain? New Research On 'Smart Drugs' Implies Some Dangers
- Every Faulty Auto Part General Motors Recalled This Year (Hint: Not A Short List)
- 'Mario Kart 8' Vs. 'Super Mario Kart': Let's Take A Trip Down Memory Lane
- Ignore The Oscar Pistorius Trial: These 5 Paralympian Heroes Deserve Your Attention
- How NFL Star Aaron Hernandez Became A Murder Suspect: A Timeline
- Woman Re-Enacts 'Never Been Kissed' Plot At A Texas High School, Is Promptly Arrested
- Now You Can Text 911 In An Emergency, But This Isn't The Simple Solution It Sounds Like
- For One Nigerian Woman, Boko Haram Kidnapping Signals The Need To 'Wake Up'
- Was Jill Abramson Fired For Asking For a Raise? Our Flawed Discourse Over The Pay Gap
- 15 Harrowing Photos From The San Diego Wildfires
- Donald Sterling Won't Pay Fine, Wants to Sue the NBA, Is Terrible At Apologizing
- The Jill Abramson Controversy Might Have You Wondering: How Can I Investigate My Own Pay Gap?
- Florida Man Learns He's Not A U.S. Citizen — After Decades Of Voting, Serving In The Military, And Working For The Government
- 'Jews vs. Nazis' Beer Pong Sweeps Florida High Schools, Because Why Exactly?
- Tyler Vigen's "Spurious Correlations" Blog Is The Most Fun You'll Ever Have With Graphs
- Why Teenage Politician Saira Blair & Leslie Knope Of 'Parks And Recreation' Are The Same Person
- Jill Abramson Hits Boxing Ring In Instagram Photo, And Her Hashtag Is "Pushy" — IMAGE
- Am I Depressed? New Apps Seek To Diagnose Mental Illness Using Technology
- 9/11 Museum Opening Ceremony Saw Moving Remarks From President Obama, Michael Bloomberg, & Bill Clinton
- A Kim Jong-un Video Game Is Here, Because Who Doesn't Want To See That Guy Riding Unicorns?
- What Jill Abramson's Firing Says About Gender Wage Gap and Being a "Pushy" Woman
- Uganda's Awful Anti-Gay Law Has Made Homelessness A Big, Ugly Problem
- The French Jill Abramson? NYT Ousted Their Female Editor On The Same Day France's 'La Monde' Paper Did
- Ann Coulter Thinks Michelle Obama Should Tweet "I Married An Idiot", Because Of Course She Does
- Med Students Given Google Glass At UC Irvine: 5 College Experience We'd Actually Use 'Em For
- LA Neighborhood Finds Itself Knee-Deep In Crude Oil After A Pipe Bursts
- These Senators Knew Boko Haram Was Dangerous, But We Didn't Listen
- NYC's 9/11 Museum Will Open May 21, and Here's What Visitors Can Expect
- Shark Skin Is Covered With Tiny Teeth, Which Adds A Whole New Dimension To Your Nightmares
- Bill Clinton Laughs Off Karl Rove's Implication That Hillary Has Brain Damage
- Missouri's New Delayed-Abortion Bill, HB 1307, Will Force Women To Wait 3 Days To Get The Procedure
- Turkey Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan Shrugs Off Mine Disaster: "These Things Happen"
- South Korean Ferry Crew Charged With Homicide, And Now They Could Face the Death Penalty
- Why Jill Abramson Left The New York Times Isn't As Important As The Legacy She Leaves Behind
- Cat Saves Child From Dog Attack, Restoring The Reputation Of Cats Everywhere — VIDEO
- Michael P. Boggs Is Obama's Choice For U.S. District Judge, But His Closet Is Full Of Conservative Skeletons
- Nutella Cronut Holes Are Coming To New York City, And Just Yes, A Thousand Times Yes
- Michelle Obama's "Bring Back Our Girls" Activism Comes Under Fire... By People Who Are Totally Missing The Point
- Hillary's 'Hard Choices' Speech Openly Discussed Iran & The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
- Are You Smarter Than The Average American? Yeah, The Average American Thinks So, Too
- Switzerland's Super-Quick Robotic Arm Catches Objects In The Blink Of An Eye, And Here's What We'd Use It For
- Is Gluten Sensitivity Fake? Maybe, We'll Wait While You Eat A Bagel
- Google's Self-Driving Car Is The Snazziest Vehicle That Doesn't Know How To Drive In Rain
- Texas Legislature Bill HB 1706 Supports Breastfeeding In Public, and So Does This Brilliant Ad Campaign
- What Solange and Beyonce Reveal About The "Angry Black Woman" Catch-22
- Need To Check Your Privilege? Harvard Has A Class For That
- Why Yahoo Bought Blink, A Self-Destructing Messaging App (Yes, Exactly Like Snapchat)
- A Gene For OCD? Science Found A Genetic Marker In Many People With The Condition
- How Oscar Pistorius' Verdict Could Be Affected By His Psychiatric Evaluation: 3 Possibilities
- McDonald's Served A Couple Marijuana-Filled Burgers, Which Wasn't The Happy Meal They'd Bargained For
- Whiskey-Flavored Pigs Are Here, And You Know What That Means: Whiskey Bacon!
- The World's Oldest Sperm Is Here, And It's Disgusting
- Tea Party Propels Ben Sasse To A Primary Win In Nebraska, But They Shouldn't Get Too Excited About It
- 'Is Oscar Pistorius Crazy', And 4 More Incredibly Insensitive Headlines About The Blade Runner
- Turkey Mine Fire Kills at Least 232, And Hundreds Remain Trapped
- Chelsea Manning May Finally Get Hormone Therapy, In A Game-Changing Move For The Pentagon
- Idaho's Gay Marriage Ban Has Been Struck Down By A Federal Judge
- Texas Court Stays Robert James Campbell's Execution At The Eleventh Hour
- Great, Russia Just Banned The U.S. From Space In The Latest Tug-Of-War Over Sanctions
- Christopher Columbus' Lost Ship, The Santa Maria, Might've Just Been Found Off The Coast Of Haiti
- Report: Karl Rove Suggests Hillary Clinton Has Brain Damage, But Is He Just Projecting?
- Donald Sterling's Wife Thinks The NBA Is Sexist For Forcing Her To Sell Her Clippers Share, But She's Wrong
- Uh-Oh, University Of Carolina Upstate Shut Its Gender Studies Center After It Hosted An LGBT Symposium
- Global Rates Of Anti-Semitism Are Staggeringly High, And A Quarter Of The World May Be Anti-Semitic
- Clay Aiken Just Won The North Carolina Democratic Primary, Fair And Square
- The UN Is Actually Debating A Ban On Killer Robots, And They're Spending Four Whole Days Doing So
- How Dangerous Are Bouncy Castles? Very, As It Turns Out
- Nevada Gov. Brian Sandoval Misspelled His State "Neveda", Which Is Pretty Awkward
- DEKA's New 'Luke' Prosthetic Arm Can Basically Read Your Mind, And It's Remarkable
- Pope Francis Would Baptize Aliens If They Asked Nicely, And At Least 3 U.S. Presidents Were Into Extraterrestrial Life Too
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