This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: July 17, 2020
July 10
Hi dipshit, I'm a pediatric ER doctor who has treated children who have #COVID__19 https://t.co/wNUQpQHbRx
β Lydia Holm MD (@MommyFourBoys) July 11, 2020
127 hours but when he finally cuts his arm it's a cake
β π€π¦ππππ π¨ππ£ (@spinubzilla) July 11, 2020
My new favourite thing is this guy's shutter shaming hobby pic.twitter.com/BtQtWYjK27
β Connor (@Yogalnstructor) July 11, 2020
July 11
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Disney World just reopened and we already lost Goofy. pic.twitter.com/CggOsFli93
β Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) July 11, 2020
90% of the coronavirus debate now is about trying to find ways around the fact that the obvious solution is to pay people to stay home until there's a vaccine.
β Brandon Friedman (@BFriedmanDC) July 11, 2020
This feels illegal pic.twitter.com/CUab7jtbBR
β Ishaan (@ReallyIshaan) July 12, 2020
A friendly reminder that THIS is a TV spot that was edited and shown pic.twitter.com/AmzeedSEor
β Haydn (@Haydn_E99) July 11, 2020
these tiktokers may just save us from this asshole pic.twitter.com/ADKoq59ReV
β Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) July 12, 2020
July 12
Wizard of Oz is actually about Twitter with a strawman, bot and coward following a lady around everywhere.
β Alex Leo (@AlexMLeo) July 12, 2020
why I won't wear a mask pic.twitter.com/CyiKIgWuwF
β kylie brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) July 12, 2020
Me eating my best friends when I discover they're all made of cake. pic.twitter.com/9d6Rlsrvks
β ScubaCheezeββ (@scubacheeze) July 12, 2020
July 13
If there's a more consistent red flag than a man who refers to women as "females" I do not know it
β mattie kahn (@mattiekahn) July 14, 2020
So puzzled that schools can't regulate if students wear a mask but can measure shirt hems, adjudicate whether a top is sleeveless, and judge what is acceptable hair color.
β Lisa Janicke Hinchliffe (@lisalibrarian) July 14, 2020
July 14
Just delivered Grubhub to this customer, and now I see why Coronavirus is kicking our ass pic.twitter.com/sPZTNIyteG
β decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) July 14, 2020
Lmao they're having the school board meeting over zoom because it isn't safe to meet in person TO DISCUSS HOW THEYRE GONNA SEND THOUSANDS OF KIDS BACK TO SCHOOL
β Herbo (@ManLikeGinola) July 14, 2020
My son came and got me, saying there was a serious leak under the kitchen sink. pic.twitter.com/OEqnR1McJ6
β Tenessa Gemelke (@gemelket) July 14, 2020
the one thing that was supposed to be a cake im goin insane https://t.co/KHs8TaTmTN
β nevπͺ (@PettygroveNevin) July 14, 2020
July 15
If you don't want to own an absolutely horrifying set of bowls, avoid breaking the "for ice cream" one. pic.twitter.com/k2gig2ZuLC
β Blake Wexler (@BlakeWexler) July 15, 2020
Why is dental and vision insurance separate from regular health insurance? Are my teeth and eyes not a part of my body????
β π (@ATheGreat__) July 15, 2020
another day of my dad forgetting our amazon accounts are linked ... pic.twitter.com/LulrbXR8hK
β Gerri π (@cherhorowiz) July 16, 2020
July 16
relationship goals pic.twitter.com/VBuJgFdcMu
β all chris's are beautiful (@ChrisCaesar) July 16, 2020
I'm fucking howling pic.twitter.com/YmN1ms6YFt
β the thicc husband & father (@lukeisamazing) July 16, 2020
Let's what now pic.twitter.com/8MsGIG1Sl8
β Orville Shrek (@amcnal) July 16, 2020