Jazz Twemlow

Trying to find TV nuggets during prime time proved almost as futile as throwing bacon at the sun in the hope of it landing cooked. Thankfully there’s always one

Sticking with scheduled TV seems as wilfully self-hating as clinging to the Titanic while a nudist pleasure cruise drifts past. Except at Eurovision time – go Guy!

Next to MasterChef’s food porn close-ups and moist soundtrack, My Kitchen Rules looks like little more than choppy CCTV footage of Coles, writes Jazz Twemlow

The home renovation show is as much a new TV format as Frankenstein’s monster cobbled out of other people’s rotting dead bits is a newborn baby

Talk about title overkill – far from a battle to the death between nimble assassins, SBS’s US import should have been called Twisted Ankle Mecca Fortress

Home and Away manages a rare moment of cultural theory while Gogglebox bows out, leaving only Periscope to satisfy your navel-gazing needs

SBS takes an affectionate look at the world of hipsters, while Channel 10 turns back the hands of time with some outmoded humour in The Odd Couple

In this episode of the entertaining SBS series, charismatic host Roger Barton, a London fishmonger, is thrown into the deep end as he tackles buying and selling chilli in a Mexico City food market