‘Panorama’ would struggle to fit Tory racism into an hour
Conservative members love politicians who protect the kind of British life a person can relate to, such as wearing a monocle and having 19 kids you never see until they’ve left Eton
Jeremy Hunt’s fox hunting U-turn showed his charmingly boyish side
That he can develop a fad and abandon it within half a day shows his humanity, like a five-year-old who plays with a toy dustcart before losing interest and opting for a shiny, squeaky donkey instead
Taking back control means begging the EU to let us stay
David Davis still says the EU would back down to our demands. They’ve waited so long to the last minute, that the last minute finished – but if we hold our nerve and wait until the 85th last minute, they’ll definitely back down
Even Brexiteers don't know why they're fighting for a no-deal Brexit
A section of the country believes we can overcome any problem by being Britain. To mention the details of how we’ll do it, is treachery, apparently