Halle Kiefer

@HalleKiefer

"In the end I gave it everything I had, which was nothing"-Greg Sestero, The Disaster Artist. Built from the bucket list of a dying pervert.

NYC
Joined September 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    18 Dec 2017

    Oh, I'll accept the terms, but I'll be DAMNED if I accept the conditions!

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  2. 5 hours ago

    Phantom Thread should have been titled What You People All Make Marriage Sound Like

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  3. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    Still from a deleted scene from The Shape of Water.

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  4. Retweeted

    Well if this isn't a dream gig for a college journo: The New York Times is looking for young writers

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  5. Retweeted

    The real Tide Pods were the friends we ate along the way

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  6. 14 hours ago

    I think an important take away from these sexual abuse stories is that the "well, why didn't they tell anyone?" question isn't merely beside the point, it's often not true. Someone did know. Someone does know.

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  7. 14 hours ago

    YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M WATCHING THIS AND CRYING!

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  8. 17 hours ago

    Are you guys currently down by chance ?

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  9. 17 hours ago

    Bullet journals are the new ILLUMINATED MANUSCRIPT, apparently.

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  10. 17 hours ago

    A cool way to have a panic attack is to watch any video in which someone explains their bullet journal.

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  11. 18 hours ago

    My firm anti-Justin Timberlake stance has been reaffirmed yet again.

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  12. Jan 17

    If you ever want to enter a contest in which you have to email/tag/otherwise alert a friend, feel free to always use me. I will never judge you for the random stuff you want to, but absolutely will not, win!

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  13. Jan 17
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  15. Retweeted
    Jan 17

    it makes me sad that sometimes a mouse family only has a single bean to eat and, trying to cut it into slices with their tiny knife, it bounces off the table and into a hole in the floor, gone forever

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  16. Retweeted
    21 Mar 2016

    Has science gone too far?

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  17. Retweeted
    Jan 16

    There's nothing more fun than when a character in a movie or tv show says, "This is not a game." Cause, like, it is.

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  18. Jan 16

    This is a perfect photo choice for this headline.

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  19. Retweeted
    Jan 13

    We went to the planetarium today and when the voiceover said “this is the earth” one of the kids booed

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