Season 3
24 Sep. 2007
Wait for It
Ted's still not ready to date months after his breakup with Robin. But when Robin returns to New York with an exotic new boyfriend, he decides it's time to finally do something adventurous.
1 Oct. 2007
We're Not from Here
Ted and Barney pose as tourists to pick up on a couple of New York women, and Robin starts getting fed up with her new boyfriend.
8 Oct. 2007
Third Wheel
Ted has a chance for a threesome with two women, but Barney and Lily try to sabotage it. Meanwhile, Robin's date also goes better than expected, if only she can find a razor.
15 Oct. 2007
Little Boys
Robin tries to date a guy with a child, even though she does not like or want children. Meanwhile, Ted finds it impossible to make it with a woman he knows that Barney slept with a year ago.
22 Oct. 2007
How I Met Everyone Else
While everyone meets Ted's new crazy girlfriend, everyone recounts their stories of how they met everyone else. But the stories turn out to have several inconsistencies.
29 Oct. 2007
I'm Not That Guy
Ted discovers that a porn star is using his name. Marshall is wined and dined by a firm that defends polluters, and Lily's spending habits may force him to take the job.
5 Nov. 2007
Dowisetrepla
Marshall and Lily decide to buy a new home, which forces Lily to finally confront Marshall about her credit card debt.
12 Nov. 2007
Spoiler Alert
The guys shatter Ted's impressions of his new girlfriend by telling him she talks too much. Ted responds by turning the tables on his friends, and they react by pointing out Ted's worst flaw.
19 Nov. 2007
Slapsgiving
Marshall warns Barney that the third slap in their "slap bet" will be coming on Thanksgiving night. Meanwhile, Ted and Robin sleep together on the night before Thanksgiving.
26 Nov. 2007
The Yips
Barney has trouble hitting on women at the Victoria's Secret after party and so has to return to the woman who took his virginity.
10 Dec. 2007
The Platinum Rule
Barney and the gang try to convince Ted not to date the doctor that is removing his tattoo by giving examples of the Platinum Rule.
17 Mar. 2008
No Tomorrow
On St-Patrick's Day, Ted follows Barney to a bar to party like there's no tomorrow, while Robin discovers something strange about Marshall and Lily's new apartment.
24 Mar. 2008
Ten Sessions
As the search for Mrs. Right continues, Ted woos his dermatologist Stella -- but her receptionist, Abby, seems more interested in him.
31 Mar. 2008
The Bracket
One of Barney's exes is sabotaging his love life, but he doesn't know who. So he makes a NCAA Basketball Tournament-style bracket to figure out which women he wronged the worst.
14 Apr. 2008
The Chain of Screaming
Marshall cries in front of his boss after he chews him out, and everybody gives Marshall their own unique advice on how to confront his boss about the situation.
21 Apr. 2008
Sandcastles in the Sand
Robin gives romance a second try with an old boyfriend, only to have him break her heart...again.
28 Apr. 2008
The Goat
Barney is upset because he violated his own "bro code" by sleeping with Robin. How will Ted react when he learns that Barney slept with his ex-girlfriend?
5 May 2008
Rebound Bro
Barney finds a new wingman to replace Ted, but he's painfully shy and awkward around women. Meanwhile Ted discovers that his new girlfriend Stella hasn't had sex in 5 years.
12 May 2008
Everything Must Go
Barney helps Abby get back at Ted by staging a fake proposal, but Abby doesn't realize that it's fake. Lily decides to sell some of her paintings so that she and Marshall can pay for floor repairs at their new place.