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Quotes
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Barney : Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro-I'm Broda!
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Barney : It's gonna be legen... wait for it... dary!
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Barney : Haaaaave you met Ted?
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Barney : Suit up!
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Barney : It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!
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Lily : [Lily sees Barney hitting on Claudia] Oh, hell. No!
[grabs Barney by the ear and yanks him away from Claudia]
Lily : Claudia is getting married tomorrow and so help me God if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard until your eyes pop out and then I'll feed them to you like grapes.
Barney : [confused] Wait... my eyes? Or my testicles?
Lily : [pause, thinks about it] One of each!
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[repeated line]
Barney : Challenge accepted!
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Barney : Moist.
[repeated during Barney's play to get back at Lily]
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Barney : What's that? Self five? Nice! We out!
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Barney : What's that left hand? Right hand suck? Word!
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Barney : Elbert "Ickey" Woods, the Bengals were fools to cut you in '91. Your 1,525 rushing yards and 27 touchdowns will not be forgotten. So, Coach Dave Shula, screw you and your crappy steakhouse!
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Barney : Was that chick at the end really a client?