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@screencuisine

Award-missing staff writer for PC Gamer. Was once bitten by an ostrich but didn't get cool ostrich powers which is bullshit. clivingston@pcgamer.com

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 29

    Life goal I didn't realize I even had until I achieved it: got retweeted by the Goodyear Blimp

    We don't usually tweet stories that don't involve us, but then, most stories don't replace a (virtual) city's transportation with blimps, so
    4 replies . 8 retweets 39 likes
  2. Jun 13

    long day but I got to write 'poopieQueen' in a news article so that's not so bad

    3 replies . 1 retweet 10 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 12

    My God, they finally did it. PC Gamer back page joke, 2011 Bethesda E3 conference, 2017

    53 replies . 4,152 retweets 7,200 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 12

    Take a look at the vaulting and climbing coming to PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

    17 replies . 65 retweets 171 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 12

    Coming to PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: vaulting, climbing, and diving through windows

    168 replies . 1,428 retweets 2,955 likes
  6. Jun 11

    could someone pick me up a 'Nah, I wasn't at E3 2017' shirt plz

    1 reply . 3 retweets 14 likes
  7. Jun 8

    I also did this

    2 replies . 13 likes
  8. Jun 8

    this is what I did this morning instead of doing something else

    1 retweet 11 likes
  9. Jun 7

    Sat on a toilet eating lambchops with a monkey on my shoulder and poop fell out of my head. video games

    4 replies . 9 retweets 23 likes
  10. Jun 6

    didn’t really like The Sniffer but i have to admit there was a lot of sniffing in it

    1 retweet 4 likes
  11. Jun 5

    hey i'm boring as shit so send me 1 interesting fact about you instead. but just 1 ok, let's not go nuts

    34 replies . 1 retweet 11 likes
  12. Jun 4
    Replying to

    Love this book. Louden (in 1827) envisioned a future in which mail would be delivered by cannons (including warning shots)

    3 replies . 1 retweet 12 likes
  13. Jun 4

    this is a hell of a sales pitch

    Replying to @screencuisine
    If you enjoy that sort of thing you may enjoy my book: ? It's basically that but with giant spiders and cocaine.
    1 reply . 7 likes
  14. Jun 4
    Replying to

    How to order an egg

    3 replies . 6 retweets 12 likes
  15. Jun 4

    From Jane Louden’s “The Mummy!” (1827): I like this fancy way of saying “C’mere and help me read this email”

    3 replies . 2 retweets 13 likes
  16. Jun 4

    the script originally called for clooney to stick his foot up over a shopping cart, but the director say 'wait i have a more perfect idea'

    THE DESCENDANTS (2011) DoP: Phedon Papamichael | Dir: Alexander Payne |
    1 reply . 1 retweet 2 likes
  17. Jun 4

    i mean as shots go it's perfect. you got george cloony top-of-the head action, plus a bush, and ocean too

    THE DESCENDANTS (2011) DoP: Phedon Papamichael | Dir: Alexander Payne |
    1 reply . 3 likes
  18. Jun 4

    yeah when I think of the finest moments committed to film george clooney peeking over a fucking bush is always in my top 10

    THE DESCENDANTS (2011) DoP: Phedon Papamichael | Dir: Alexander Payne |
    1 retweet 10 likes
  19. Jun 4

    Prey mod (among many other things) removes those damn music cues when enemies appear

    2 likes
  20. Jun 3

    mood: wanting to be given canny political and life advice from a mummy

    1 reply . 7 likes
  21. Jun 3

    really wish the new Mummy movie was based on this

    1 reply . 40 retweets 78 likes

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