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Ted Nugent and Frank Stallone are fighting hard for the prestigious "Shittiest Parkland take from an irrelevant musician" prize

Two titans of music—specifically, music that most people don’t care about much anymore—faced off in the political arena this weekend, with gun-loving “Wango Tango” proponent Ted Nugent, and Sylvester’s brother/Norm Macdonald punchline Frank Stallone, both offering up their attempts at the shittiest, most retrograde…

Garry Shandling's friends are reviving his Twitter account with jokes and excerpts from his journals

As one of the wittier working comics of the last few decades, comedian Garry Shandling was a natural on Twitter, mixing together some light self-promotion, boosts for his friends, and a lot of enjoyably weird, self-deprecating humor into one enjoyable package. Now, some of his pals are bringing Shandling’s comic…

Behold this chorus of local news teams, reading in unison from an identical script of conservative talking points

One of the major selling points of local news is that it’s supposed to feel specific: How’s the high school basketball team doing? That bake sale kicking ass? What’s that wacky city council up to now, huh? (Those jokers!) Still, the realities of TV economics mean that even small-town stations are often owned by big…

Laura Ingraham is going on "vacation"; no reason, really, why, what have you heard?

Citing previously existing plans that are in no way related to nearly a dozen advertisers jumping ship from her Fox News show in less than a week, host Laura Ingraham has announced that she’s suddenly going on a well-earned, totally un-spontaneous vacation. (After all, it’s Holy Week!) Ingraham Angle will instead be…

From a breakup to a StartUp: ABC attempts to deconstruct the family sitcom

With ABC rolling out multiple new comedies this week, now would be a good time for a family (sitcom) meeting. The network’s reputation for shows centered around the home goes back to Ozzie and Harriet—a tradition kept alive by Modern Familybut the last decade has seen ABC struggle to keep any comedy afloat without…

Rock me, sexy Jesuses: 15 super-cool sons of God

This Easter Sunday will see NBC’s live telecast of Jesus Christ Superstar with singer John Legend in the title role—the second, or third, or more likely, 102nd coming of Jesus as a pretty cool dude. The trope of our God being an awesome God, as well an awesome guy to hang out with, is a popular one in church youth…

Dirty computers, invasions of privacy: The 26 most-anticipated albums of April

April promises another strong, diverse set of new releases to follow up an excellent March, with albums from favorites like Grouper, Wye Oak, and Flatbush Zombies as well as up-and-comers Saba, No Thank You, and Half Waif. There’s also Janelle Monáe’s third full-length, Kali Uchis’ long-awaited debut, the latest from…

Stephen Colbert settles for ex-presidential wisdom when he can't lure Jimmy Carter back to politics

On Friday’s Late Show, host Stephen Colbert welcomed 93-year-old former President Jimmy Carter for a friendly chat—with an ulterior motive. First, Colbert, introducing the former POTUS as a Nobel Prize winner, nuclear engineer, and peanut farmer, was content to praise Carter’s post-presidency career as tireless

Thank god: Journalists think they've finally cracked the "Who bit Beyoncé?" case

Like a bunch of dogged Javerts—if Les Misérables had been about the world’s most popular woman getting bitten on the face and not, like, pilfered bread or something—the investigators over at Page Six claim to have finally brought the Beyoncé Biter to ground. The celebrity news/gossip site is naming actress Sanaa…

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Aubrey Plaza made a half-hour ASMR video, and a lot of it is about killing Jerry from Parks And Rec

Today, in “Maybe the weirdest thing we’ve ever had to watch for work” news: W Magazine recently recruited Parks And Recreation and Legion star Aubrey Plaza for its ongoing, aurally uncomfortable video series, “Celebrity ASMR,” which is exactly what it sounds like. But where folks like Jake Gyllenhaal, Margot Robbie,…

Will & Grace showrunner buys John Oliver's LGBTQ-friendly bunny book for every school in Mike Pence's home state

The saga of Marlon Bundo—John Oliver’s LGBTQ-positive parody of a children’s book by the wife and daughter of Vice President Mike Pence—continues this week, with Will & Grace showrunner Max Mutchnick pledging to push the tome’s roaring sales numbers even higher. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Mutchnick has…

The First Wives Club meets Fatal Attraction in the overwrought Tyler Perry's Acrimony

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“Every time a black woman gets angry, she’s a stereotype.” This statement is spat out early on in Tyler Perry’s Acrimony by Taraji P. Henson, as she lights up a cigarette in her court-ordered anger management therapist’s office. (She doesn’t ask first. She just does it.) Henson, appearing in her third film with