Top Twenty Stories
Revealed: The naughty tricks used by web ads to bypass blockers
Analysis
Netizens may choose to block unwanted content – such as intrusive and misbehaving ads – but some advertising companies do not to accept that choice.
Hell desk to user: 'I know you're wrong. I wrote the software. And the protocol it runs on'
On-Call
Another weekend beckons, which means another edition of On-Call, The Register's weekly reader-contributed story of dirty jobs, done dirt cheap.
Hey America! Your internet is going to be so much better this January
Special report
In the last week of January, America's internet is going to get a long-awaited boost. More Americans than ever are going to have access to fast internet as well as a greater choice of providers.
Subsunk! World's largest private submarine sinks... no, in the bad way
One of the world's only privately built submarines has reportedly sunk under mysterious circumstances on the Danish coast.
Schoolboy bags $10,000 reward from Google with easy HTTP Host bypass
A teenager in Uruguay has scored big after finding and reporting a bug in Google's App Engine to view confidential internal Google documents.
Don't buy Microsoft Surface gear: 25% will break after 2 years, says Consumer Reports
Consumer Reports has a message for its readers: one in four of your shiny Microsoft's Surface laptops and tablets might not outlast their new computer smell.
Alien 'lava lamp' with dying magnetic field orbited Earth a billion years ago – science
Scientists studying prehistoric lunar rocks have found evidence of a lava-lamp-like dynamo at the heart of our Moon’s metallic core that generated a long-lasting magnetic field.
Official: Windows for Workstations returns in Fall Creators Update
Microsoft is reviving Windows Workstations with a new cut of Windows titled “Windows 10 Pro for Workstations”.
HMS Queen Lizzie impugned by cheeky Scot's drone landing
An amateur photographer has reportedly landed his £475 drone aboard the largest warship ever built for the Royal Navy – without permission and completely unchallenged.
We'll deliver 'in a few weeks' says troubled ZX Spectrum reboot firm
Troubled ZX Spectrum reboot firm Retro Computers Ltd has promised to deliver its Vega+ product in “a few weeks”.
Cancel the farewell party. Get back to work. That asteroid isn't going to hit Earth in October
The European Space Agency has confirmed there is no danger of asteroid 2012 TC4 hitting Earth in October, despite what some panicky YouTube videos might tell you.
South London: Rats! The rodents have killed the internet
Giant cable-nomming rodents have caused "extensive damage" in South London by chewing through fibre, leaving customers without broadband since last night.
Good Lord: Former UK spy boss backs crypto
A former boss at UK domestic spy arm MI5 has cautioned against a crackdown on encrypted messaging apps.
Tech billionaire Khosla loses battle over public beach again – and still grants no access
Sun cofounder and billionaire venture capitalist Vinod Khosla has lost another legal battle over his efforts to shut off public access to a California beach – but still won't be required to let people onto it until a second lawsuit concludes.
'Adversarial DNA' breeds buffer overflow bugs in PCs
Scientists from the University of Washington have created synthetic DNA that produced malware of a sort.
Kaspersky axes antitrust complaints against Microsoft after Windows giant vows to play nice
Kaspersky Labs is dropping its antitrust complaints against Microsoft in Russia and Europe.
Google and its terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week in full
Comment
Right off the bat, let's get this straight: on average, ignorant bigots and well-rounded human beings biologically differ in many ways. These differences aren't just socially constructed; they're universal across human cultures.
Firmware update blunder bricks hundreds of home 'smart' locks
Hardware biz Lockstate has managed to brick hundreds of internet-connected so-called smart locks on people's front doors with a bad firmware update.
Ukrainian man, 51, cuffed on suspicion of distributing NotPetya
A middle-aged Ukrainian has been arrested on suspicion of acting as an agent in distributing the infamous NotPetya ransomware.
Plink: Lego swaps CEO for newer piece
Lego has swapped out its CEO of just eight months after finding a younger man to fill the role.