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Alphabay shutdown: Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do? Not use your Hotmail...
Analysis
The alleged owner of dark-web marketplace AlphaBay was tracked down by FBI because he was stupid enough to include his real Hotmail address in the content management system used to run the site.
Q. What's today's top language? A. Python... no, wait, Java... no, C
Among developers, Python is the most popular programming language, followed by C, Java, C++, and JavaScript; among employers, Java is the most sought after, followed by C, Python, C++, and JavaScript.
No one still thinks iOS is invulnerable to malware, right? Well, knock it off
The comforting notion that iOS devices are immune to malicious code attacks has taken a knock following the release of a new study by mobile security firm Skycure.
User filed fake trouble tickets to take helpful sysadmin to lunches
On-Call
Hey, hey, it's Friday! Which means frolicsome weekend fun is just a day away … if you can survive work and this week's instalment of On-Call, The Register's weekly column in which we recount readers stories of jobs gone weird.
So, FCC, how about that massive DDoS? Hello? Hello...? You still there?
Updated
America's broadband watchdog, the FCC, has declined to share any more details on the cyber-assault that apparently downed its website shortly after it announced its intent to kill net neutrality.
Cops harpoon two dark net whales in megabust: AlphaBay and Hansa
Two of the largest dark net marketplaces - AlphaBay and Hansa - have been shut down following an international police operation.
This is why old Windows Phones won't run PC apps
Thanks to Qualcomm, x86 support is coming to Windows 10 ARM phones and tablets - but not to older Lumia devices. In a webcast, Joe Belfiore, these days the corporate VP in the OS Group at Microsoft, has explained why.
Burglary, robbery, kidnapping and a shoot-out over… a domain name?!
A home break-in that resulted in two men being shot – one of whom was later charged with burglary, robbery and kidnapping – was the result of a domain name dispute, cops have said.
'Coke dealer' called us after his stash was stolen – cops
A man called the cops to report that cash and a bag of Colombian marching powder stashed in his car had been nicked, police arrest documents have revealed.
UK mobile number porting creaks: Arcane system shows its age
Comment
Problems with the way the UK has implemented mobile phone call routing are emerging as an architecture designed for a small volume of calls struggles under the weight of usage.
Ten new tech terms I learnt this summer: Do you know them all?
Something for the Weekend, Sir?
I'll never forget the day I found my children looking at Spam for the first time. My son was particularly perplexed, asking: "Is that what I think it is?"
Dump X of your crew, DXC Technologies UK told. Hundreds face axe AGAIN
Exclusive
Less than four months after DXC Technologies was created and the Frankenfirm is already embarking on a second round of jobs cuts, with hundreds of frontline support techies earmarked for the chop.
US Homeland Sec boss has snazzy new laptop bomb scanning tech – but admits he doesn't know what it's called
Flying into America? Don't worry about that crackdown on laptops and similar gear in your carry-on luggage. It's no longer happening. No, instead, the US has something else up its sleeve.
Moneysupermarket fined £80,000 for spamming seven million customers
Price-comparison darling Moneysupermarket.com has been fined £80,000 for sending 7.1 million emails to customers who had opted out of receiving direct marketing emails.
Microsoft finally allows hosted desktops on multi-tenant hardware
Microsoft's dispensed with a licensing oddity that saw it prohibit hosted virtual desktops running on multi-tenanted hardware.
Feature snatcher Microsoft tweaks OneDrive
Neither Apple nor Microsoft has a great history with their cloud graveyards consumer cloud file systems, tripping up users with frequent strategy lurches and abandoning features over the years.
Reg reader turns Geek's Guides to Britain into Geek's Map of Britain
A forward-thinking Reg reader has put the entirety of our Geeks’ Guide series onto a Google Map, for your navigational and geographically organised reading pleasure.
UK uni warns students of phishers trying to nick their tuition fees
Foreign students looking to experience the stochastic joys of a year at Newcastle University in England are being warned that phishers are after their cash – using an unusually well-crafted attack.
Second one this month: Another code bootcamp decamps to graveyard
The Iron Yard, a four-year-old coding bootcamp based in South Carolina, USA, said on Thursday that it is shutting its doors.
Intel is upset that Qualcomm is treating it like Intel treated AMD for years and years
Intel has backed Apple in the iGiant's almighty scrap with Qualcomm – which is trying to ban sales of iPhones and iPads in America.