WWF St. Valentine's Day Massacre (1999)

Match 1: Goldust vs. Bluedust Goldust started off the match by attacking Bluedust before he even had a chance to get his robe off. Bluedust was doing a lot of dancing during the match. Bluedust was even humping Goldusts' leg. Bluedust missed a moonsault from the top rope and Goldust followed it up with the curtain call and got the pin. After the match Goldust did shattered dreams. Winner: Goldust

Match 2: Bob Holly vs Al Snow Match was outside the ring with Al hitting Holly with a chair not even 3 minutes into the match. Holly hit Al with the fire extinguisher to the eyes and Al turned around and did the same thing to Holly. Match made its way to the back where Holly hit Al with a trash can and Al hit Holly with a phone. Holly picked up a big empty plastic beer cooler and hit Al with it. Al returned with mops and broomsticks over the head and chest of Holly. Match made its way outside of the arena into the parking lot area. Holly hit Al with a stop sign. Both men began fighting towards and eventually made their way to the banks of the Mississippi river. Both men tossed each other into the river. Both men hit each other with tree limbs. Holly ended up wrapping Al in a chain link fence on the ground and made the pin. Al really couldnt kick out seeing how he was literally pinned. Winner and New Hardcore Champ: Bob Holly

Match 3: Bossman vs. Mideon Mideon came to the ring with his eye and gave it to Lawler to watch while he wrestled. Both men started fighting on the outside of the ring early. Bossman missed a chairshot and hit the ring post. Mideon bit Bossman's fingers. Back to the ring and Bossman with reverse chinlocks on Mideon. Mideon with a clothesline and started biting Bossman in the head. Bossman with a big splash in the corner. Mideon falls flat on his face. The crowd started chanting "boring" for about a minute. Out of no where Bossman hit a sidewalk slam and got the pin. Immediately the whole ministry came out and surrounded the ring. Lights went out and Undertaker came out. Lights came back on and we saw the whole ministry attacking Bossman with UT standing in the aisleway watching on. The ministry carried Bossman to the back and that was the end of that match. Winner: Big Bossman

Match 4: Henry/D-Lo vs. JJ/Owen Before the match started Henry gave Ivory a rose. Match started with Henry and Owen. Henry made a clothesline and tagged Dlo in. JJ was tagged in and made a dropkick on Dlo. Henry got tagged back in and double clotheslined JJ&Owen. Debra starts making gestures to Henry. Dlo with a suplex on Owen. Owen came back with a insegury kick on Dlo. Owen & JJ making quick tags throughout the match. Owen hit a spinning heel kick and got a 2 count on Dlo. D-lo hit a powerbomb from the 2nd rope on Owen but couldn't make the pin. D-lo makes his way to the top and Debra starts to distract. Ivory comes over and Dlo has to seperate them. Meanwhile Henry press slams JJ but Owen comes in and hits Henry with the guitar in the back of Henry's leg. JJ locked on the figure four on Henry and got the win. After the match Ivory tried to rip Debra's clothes off but they got seperated by JJ, Owen, Dlo, and Henry. Winner and still tag champs: JJ & Owen Hart

Match 5: Val Venis vs. Shamrock Before the match started Val got on the mic and said "since this is Valentines Day he has a big heart on for you". Shamrock made his way to the ring and as soon as he stepped through the ropes the fight was on. The crowd was chanting Shamrock sucks alot throughout the match. Shamrock in control for the 1st 5 minutes of the match then Val finally hit a suplex. Val with a backbreaker on Shamrock. Val tosses Shamrock outside the ring and follows him and picks him up and rams his back into the ring post. Back in ring and Val with a camel clutch on Shamrock. Shamrock tries to fight back but Val rakes the eyes and keeps control of the match. Val working on the lower back of Shamrock. Shamrock did a move and had Val pinned but Billy wouldnt count to 3. Billy has been making slow counts in the match thus far anyways for both men. Val hit the fishermens suplex but Billy's slow count only made it to two. Val with a russian leg sweep on Shamrock then he begins to gyrate over Ken. Val to the top but gets tossed off by Shamrock. Shamrock with a spinning heel kick and then a huricanrana. Shamrock hits a belly to belly and hes in the zone. Shamrock applies the ankle lock submission but Ryan grabs Val's hand and pulls him to the ropes. Shamrock don't like that so he slaps his sister and then Billy Gunn. Billy didn't like that so he hit Shamrock, through him in the ring, Val rolled him up and Billy made a quick 3 count. Winner and New IC champ: Val Venis

Match 6: Kane/Chyna vs. HHH/X-Pac Before the match started HHH took his shirt off and wiped his ass with it and threw it at Chyna. Match started with HHH and Kane. Kane with several boots to the face but Kane misses an elbow and HHH tags Xpac in. Kane dominates Xpac then Chyna wants tagged in so Kane tags her. Xpac through Chyna into the turnbuckle and she fell to the mat. Xpac was about to do the bronco buster but Chyna moved out of the way. Kane comes off the top rope with a lariat on HHH. HHH went to suplex Chyna but she countered with a right hand and slammed HHH. Xpac tagged in and starts to work on Chyna's arm but she quickly tags Kane in. Xpac and HHH double suplex Kane. Chyna went to the top but HHH caught her and threw her on Kane. Xpac and Kane were fighting on the outside, Xpac got away from Kane and cleaned Shane McMahon's clock at the announcers table. Back in ring and Chyna with a running powerslam on Xpac. Chyna with a kick to the ribs of Xpac then gets a cheap shot in on HHH. Chyna then locks in a sleeper on Xpac. Xpac raises his arm after 2 and then suplexes Chyna. HHH tagged in and cleaning house. Its a free for all now as Kane and Xpac are on the outside of the ring and HHH and Chyna on the inside. Kane pulled HHH out of the ring when he showed signs of the pedigree. Xpac hits the bronco buster on Chyna. Shane comes in and clotheslines Xpac. Xpac chases Shane out of the ring. HHH is all by himself. Kane chokeslams HHH as he was about to attempt the pedigree on Chyna again. Kane rolls Chyna on top of HHH and the ref made the 3 count. Winners: Kane & Chyna

Match 7: Rock vs. Mankind 'Last Man Standing Match' The Rock starts off first beating on Mankind. Mankind allowing the Rock to hurt him (not fighting back). Match goes to the back. Mankind dominating the Rock. Mankind thrown into a barracade. Rock hits a suplex on the concrete floor! Rock hitting Mankind. Rock thrown into the ring steps. Mankind in the ring. Hebner begins count, Rock gets up. Fight resumes on the floor. Three suplexes on Foley by the Rock onto the floor. Rock begins his commentary while Mankind gets up. Calls Mankind monkey crap. Rock hits Mankind on the table. Mankind begins to fight back, sends the Rock into the ring steps. Mankind throws the ring steps into the ring, runs at the Rock with them. The Rock gets his feet up so Mankind gets a mouthful of steel. Rock trys to hit Mankind with a chair and hits the top rop. The chair bounces back and hits the Rock. Mankind begins to dominate. Rock into the announcer table. Mankind goes for a double arm DDT on the announcer table, the Rock suplexes him off onto the floor. Foley is out cold, Rock is in the ring. The Rock puts Mankind down and grabs a mic. Begins talking on it while kicking Foley. He starts singing "Smackdown Hotel." Mankind gets the mandible claw! Hebner out of the ring. Hebner is unconscious. Mankind stops the hold while the Rock is laying in the ring. Hebner back up. Mankind hits the Rock with a chair, the Rock gets up just in time. MR SOCKO IN THE ROCK'S MOUTH! Rock hits the rock bottom with Socho in his mouth. Hebner begins the 10 count. Both men grab chairs and hit each other at the same time! Both men are out. 10 count. Both men taken out on stretchers. Winner: No Contest

Match 8: Austin vs. Vinnie Mac McMahon took his sweet ass time before he got in the cage. SCSA got frustrated so he went out after him and chased him around the ring. McMahon jumped in the ring and blocked off the entrance on SCSA. Austin was on the cage and jumped off and he twisted his knee. McMahon came out of the cage and it turns out that SCSA was playing possum. SCSA began to choke Vince with the tv wires and then threw him over the announce table. SCSA then threw him into the steel stairs. Vince out of no where slams SCSA into the cage. Vince dares SCSA to come after him and SCSA chases him into the crowd. SCSA drags Vince back to ringside and then slams him face first into the cage several times after Vince was trying to climb the cage. Both men now climbing the cage at the same time and trading blows.Vince was at the top of the cage and SCSA slammed his head into the cage and Vince fell almost 20 feet on top of the announce table. Officials begin to call for paramedics. SCSA is in the ring now watching whats going on. Vince isnt moving. Paramedics put a neck brace around Vince. Howard Finkel comes into the ring and was about to say the winner of this bout but SCSA grabbed the mic from him and said thats bullshit. SCSA says the bell never rang and they were never in the ring and he aint about to let Vince off that easy. SCSA climbs out of the cage and chases the paramedics who are wheeling Vince off. He grabs the stretcher and shoves it into the cage and Vince falls off and SCSA is on the attack again. SCSA tosses Vince back into the cage. The bell officially rings and SCSA clotheslines Vince and takes his neck brace off. SCSA comes off the top of the cage twice with an elbow into the sternum of Vince. SCSA was about to win the match by walking out of the cage and turns around and sees Vince flipping him off. SCSA comes back in and begins to stomp a mudhole in Vince. Vince delivers a low blow to SCSA and throws him into the cage and Vince starts to climb. SCSA follows and dumps Vince off the cage to the mat. SCSA shoves Vince face first into the cage and Vince's forehead is busted wide open. SCSA was about to climb out again but came back in after he saw Vince flipping him off again. SCSA hits the stunner. Out of no where the Giant aka Paul Wright hits the ring and attacks SCSA. Wright picks up SCSA and slams him into the cage and the cage collapses and SCSA falls out of the ring and SCSA wins the match. Winner: Steve Austin

I really liked the cage match between SCSA and Vince MaMahon. Seeing Vince fall off the cage was just a riot. This PPV deserves a B-