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Some asshole shining a laser pointer at the Texans-Raiders game. by fear865 in nfl

[–]IranianGenius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They peso much for their seats, and some might have spent hours driving or on train to get there; it's strange hearing about their locomotives.

There were no survivors by Salsashark1981 in niceguys

[–]IranianGenius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a /s...

There were no survivors by Salsashark1981 in niceguys

[–]IranianGenius 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No. If you communicate your feelings, she will feel pressured. Simply watch her and help her from a close distance, and you will be fine. That's how you get her to like you.

did you not see the /s on the original post?

I will ACTUALLY plant a tree for every upvote received by TylerMcFluffBut in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]IranianGenius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only one way to find out.

I saw your art school candlelights and present to you glorious kindergarten cannons by daluxe in funny

[–]IranianGenius 45 points46 points  (0 children)

All I know is years from now he will be in a classroom, and they will be discussing Russian-American relations, and the friend next to him will ask him "what class are we in?"

Yarr will respond http://i.imgur.com/5hUOC9n.gifv

There were no survivors by Salsashark1981 in niceguys

[–]IranianGenius 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I have found great success in imaging that she's gay

This worked out great for me in my life, until I became gay. Then it all backfired.

During his time as President, Bill Clinton attempting to catch the ball by AdamE89 in PerfectTiming

[–]IranianGenius 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Franken should come in and play for the Bears.

[Request] Will someone *please* stabilize this super creepy kid's head? I'm *so* curious to see what it looks like! by peacelovetree in ImageStabilization

[–]IranianGenius 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Easy:

http://i.imgur.com/veDLZc6.gifv

There were no survivors by Salsashark1981 in niceguys

[–]IranianGenius 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Yeah definitely never want to pressure a woman into developing feelings. We've all been in that zone where there's a girl who we're closer to than any other dude, and getting to that next level is a bit of a problem, but I'm sure your husband knew the secret to getting there.

For those who don't know, the secret is this: you just have to be nice.

If she seems upset, ask about her feelings, and listen. Be sure to correct her if she says something wrong, since you want to help her out in the future. And if she keeps on moaning and keeps seeming upset, even though you've listened, it's probably best to just give her space or something and tell her you're busy.

If she looks really good one day, be sure to say so. Tell her "wow you look good today" or "that dress is so hot on you" or "nice job getting rid of that huge zit!" Women love compliments, and this way you aren't pressuring her into developing feelings, she'll be attracted to you like a magnet to another magnet.

Be sure to text her and keep her updated on what's happening, and keep a log for yourself of what she's been up to. Women love to know when you notice the small things about them, so this will really impress her later when you can ask her about x thing she did, twenty five days ago. This is the kind of thing that takes you to the next level.

/s

Good for your husband, and good for you, /u/jennrrrs!

I will ACTUALLY plant a tree for every upvote received by TylerMcFluffBut in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]IranianGenius 56 points57 points  (0 children)

What you gonna do?

What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!

I will ACTUALLY plant a tree for every upvote received by TylerMcFluffBut in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]IranianGenius 118 points119 points  (0 children)

You'll have thousands of backers.

I will ACTUALLY plant a tree for every upvote received by TylerMcFluffBut in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]IranianGenius 196 points197 points  (0 children)

Plant more pokemon for every upvote? I missed that thread.

I will ACTUALLY plant a tree for every upvote received by TylerMcFluffBut in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]IranianGenius 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I gave you gold, so the pact is sealed.

What do you like most about your body? by Exacting in AskReddit

[–]IranianGenius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My beard grows handily from below my ear, wrapped around my neck, back to below my other ear, and requires zero effort to keep me warm. It's a little itchy, but it gets tons of looks from the ladies.

Adjustments to the Combat Power of Various Pokémon by baxteria in pokemongo

[–]IranianGenius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah my pleasure :)

Adjustments to the Combat Power of Various Pokémon by baxteria in pokemongo

[–]IranianGenius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could do that. I think it would be more helpful to let me know your personal experiences with the ones that aren't confirmed (especially with question marks next to them).

What happens when you flair the #1 post on /r/all and say "don't report this"...this was probably damn near a record. by IranianGenius2 in BestOfReports

[–]IranianGenius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we all knew that.

What happens when you flair the #1 post on /r/all and say "don't report this"...this was probably damn near a record. by IranianGenius2 in BestOfReports

[–]IranianGenius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice report reason. I'm tempted to add a competing report reason ("Bytester is a 6 at best") but I'm worried people will be mean.

What happens when you flair the #1 post on /r/all and say "don't report this"...this was probably damn near a record. by IranianGenius2 in BestOfReports

[–]IranianGenius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's three 69's in this image. It's better than I imagined.

What happens when you flair the #1 post on /r/all and say "don't report this"...this was probably damn near a record. by IranianGenius2 in BestOfReports

[–]IranianGenius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/u/gallowboob /u/bytester just so you both see this.

It's true, it's all true by iBleeedorange in BestOfReports

[–]IranianGenius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/u/gallowboob is the best user at reports by far. Who cares about karma when you're this good at reports...

Seriously? by GallowBoob in CrappyDesign

[–]IranianGenius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

False. I had no honor to begin with. Upvoted anyway. <3

[22F] Asian girl here, rate me please! :) CC is also welcome by lots_of_glitter in Rateme

[–]IranianGenius [score hidden]  (0 children)

You're around a 5. You look better without a ton of makeup, and I like your "messy hair" (in 4-5). Look better when smiling.

[NEWS] Huge Adjustment to CP of many Pokemon by drewski0199 in PokemonGoMystic

[–]IranianGenius 11 points12 points  (0 children)

(Reposted with formatting for you)

List of Pokemon buffed and nerfed (based on reposts I've been removing).

Bold is confirmed by many many people. I've gotten like 50 PM's about this.

Buffed

  • Charizard (not charmander/charmeleon)
  • Butterfree
  • Beedrill
  • Rattata/Raticate
  • Diglett/Dugtrio
  • Arbok Hearing both for arbok
  • Sandshrew/Sandslash
  • Vulpix (not confirmed)
  • Mankey/Primeape
  • Machop/Machoke/Machamp
  • Abra/Kadabra/Alakazam
  • Tentacool/Tentacruel
  • Geodude/Graveler/Golem
  • Magnemite/Magneton
  • Shellder/Cloyster
  • Muk
  • Dodrio
  • Rapidash (not Ponyta?)
  • Gastly/Haunter/Gengar
  • Onix Hearing conflicting reports
  • Krabby/Kingler
  • Voltorb/Electrode
  • Cubone/Marowak
  • Hitmonlee/Hitmonchan
  • Chansey
  • Tangela
  • Rhyhorn/Rhydon
  • Kangaskhan
  • Tauros
  • Mr. Mime
  • Jynx
  • Electabuzz (slightly?)
  • Pinsir
  • Scyther
  • Seadra
  • Seaking
  • Starmie
  • Gyarados (not magikarp)
  • Eeveelutions (Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon), but not eevee
  • Aerodactyl
  • Kabuto/Kabutops
  • Omanyte/Omastar
  • Snorlax

Nerfed

  • Bulbasaur/Ivysaur/Venusaur (Venusaur only slightly)
  • Charmander/Charmeleon (not charizard)
  • Squirtle/Wartortle/Blastoise
  • Caterpie/Metapod
  • Kakuna
  • Pidgey/Pidgeotto/Pidgeot
  • Ekans
  • Pikachu
  • Nidoking/Nidoqueen (and related nidos)
  • Ninetails
  • Paras/Parasect
  • Clefairy/Clefable
  • Meowth/Persian (conflicting reports)
  • Zubat/Golbat
  • Oddish/Gloom/Vileplume
  • Jigglypuff/Wigglytuff
  • Psyduck/Golduck
  • Growlithe/Arcanine
  • Poliwag/Poliwhirl/Poliwrath
  • Beelsprout/Weepinbell/Victreebell
  • Farfetch'd
  • Slowbro
  • Drowzee/Hypno
  • Seel/Dewgong
  • Ponyta (not Rapidash?)
  • Exeggutor
  • Lickitung
  • Koffing/Weezing
  • Magmar (slightly?) Hearing both
  • Porygon
  • Eevee
  • Magikarp (not gyarados)
  • Dratini/Dragonair

About the same

  • Lapras
  • Dragonite: I'm hearing both nerf and buff for dragonite. Lots of different accounts here. Apparently whatever it is for dragonite, it's minor.

Please comment if you know of more!

Jay Cutler suffered a shoulder injury, potentially season ending by theaficionado in nfl

[–]IranianGenius 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They're unbearable.

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