Rosie Dunne: But if I go to Boston, mom will never speak to me again.
Dennis Dunne: Well, if you don't go, I won't. The choice is yours.
Manager: [Manager comes and reminds him that he is being late] Dennis!
Dennis Dunne: And do me a favour; come back and take that prick's job.
Dick: [Rosie sees the doctor for the stuck condom in her vagina] Hi, I'm Dick.
Rosie Dunne: Of course, you are.
Rosie Dunne: [Rosie hears Alex and Bethany having sex] Oh my god! Is... is that...
Clare: Bethany
Rosie Dunne: So, when you said he was...
Clare: tied up...
Rosie Dunne: you actually meant...
Clare: tied up.
Rosie Dunne: Um, I should go.
Clare: Any second now.
Bethany: [And Clare mocking her] Oh Alex, where did you learn to do that?
[Rosie pukes in Bethany's handbag]
Alex Stewart: How do I go about seducing a woman who is apparently out of my league?
Rosie Dunne: Is that a serious question?
Alex Stewart: Yeah, absolutely.
Rosie Dunne: Mmm well, you're at a disadvantage being a, you know,
[whispers]
Rosie Dunne: virgin.
Alex Stewart: Okay, and what what happened to the sex?
Rosie Dunne: This is about the sex!
Alex Stewart: God, you're so fucked up!
Rosie Dunne: Mmm, you have no idea. Huh.
Greg: [Greg closes the car door]
[to Alex]
Greg: See ya.
Alex Stewart: [after Greg left with Rosie]
[thinking to himself about Greg and giggles]
Alex Stewart: Wanker!
Rosie Dunne: What do you think? Boobs au naturel or pushed up? In? Or out?
Alex Stewart: [surprised] Well, uh, I mean, it depends. Is it
[stammers]
Alex Stewart: for dancing, or is it, um... Hmm...
Rosie Dunne: Who knows?
Rosie Dunne: You're lucky she didn't trip over your tongue dragging half way across the ground.