A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere.
When valuable objects begin disappearing throughout Europe, it's up to a band of brilliant babies to travel overseas and catch the thieves before it's too late.
An adorable group of talking baby-detectives travel to the deserts of Egypt to track down the naughty baby-criminal mastermind, "Big Baby," and his partner, the super-villain "Moriarty."
Scientist hold talking, super-intelligent babies captive, but things take a turn for the worse when a mix-up occurs between a baby genius and its twin.
Director:
Bob Clark
Stars:
Kathleen Turner,
Christopher Lloyd,
Kim Cattrall
A grandfather mouse tells his grandchildren the "real" story of the Titanic disaster, including himself, evil sharks, a giant octopus, and an evil whaling scheme.
Directors:
Orlando Corradi,
Kim J. Ok
Stars:
Gregory Snegoff,
Francis Pardeilhan,
Jane Alexander
In search of the Titanic, a group of friends find themselves inside a bathysphere and awake in Atlantis. With the help of the King of Atlantis, they do their best to recover the Titanic.
Director:
Kim J. Ok
Stars:
Jane Alexander,
Rodolfo Bianchi,
Fabio Boccanera
A Cinderella meets her Prince Charming on the ill-fated Titanic. Along for the ride are a rapping dog, other talking animals, and an assortment of wacky humans.
Director:
Camillo Teti
Stars:
Lisa Russo,
Mark Thompson-Ashworth,
Gisella Mathews
Little Jack is a young fox living happily with his family in the woods, but everything changes when his father is captured by a circus troupe in order to be part of their show. The rest of ... See full summary »
Directors:
György Gát,
János Uzsák
Stars:
Gábor Csöre,
Freddie Highmore,
János Gálvölgyi
Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be.
Director:
Lawrence Guterman
Stars:
Jamie Kennedy,
Traylor Howard,
Alan Cumming
When a real estate development invades his Arctic home, Norm and his three lemming friends head to New York City, where Norm becomes the mascot of the corporation in an attempt to bring it down from the inside and protect his homeland.
A foster kid, who lives with her mean foster mom, sees her life change when business tycoon and New York mayoral candidate Will Stacks makes a thinly-veiled campaign move and takes her in.
In this high-adventure sequel the baby geniuses find themselves at the center of a nefarious scheme led by powerful media mogul Bill Biscane. Joining the babies in their battle against evil is a legendary baby named Kahuna. Part ultra-cool spy, part superhero, Kahuna joins babies Archie, Finkleman, Alex and Rosita in a race against time to stop the villainous Biscane from using his state-of-the-art satellite system to control the minds of the world's population. Written by
Anthony Pereyra {hypersonic91@yahoo.com}
Jon Voight reportedly based the role of Kane on descriptions of Dr. Josef Mengele, the infamous Nazi doctor that performed grotesque experiments on prisoners in concentration camps. See more »
Quotes
Crowe:
Don't you worry, little baby, I'll feed you, I'll take care of you, I'll even change your diaper.
Bill Biscane:
I'm warning you, Crowe, I'm Bill Biscane and if you touch my diapers you're fired.
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I saw this movie with my friends just so we could make fun of it, but you can't even really do that, the movie is just so repetitive, boring, and ridiculous that you stop laughing at it start smashing your head against a table. The plot makes no sense and there's nothing holding the movie together, it's like the director made it terrible on purpose just to torture whoever sees it. Don't see the movie, even if you just want to make fun of it, it's just way too terrible. If I had the option of choking myself to death and watching this movie again I would choke myself to death. We honestly only got through forty-five minutes of the movie before turning it off, but just those forty-five minutes have scared me for life.
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I saw this movie with my friends just so we could make fun of it, but you can't even really do that, the movie is just so repetitive, boring, and ridiculous that you stop laughing at it start smashing your head against a table. The plot makes no sense and there's nothing holding the movie together, it's like the director made it terrible on purpose just to torture whoever sees it. Don't see the movie, even if you just want to make fun of it, it's just way too terrible. If I had the option of choking myself to death and watching this movie again I would choke myself to death. We honestly only got through forty-five minutes of the movie before turning it off, but just those forty-five minutes have scared me for life.