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Season 6
Jan. 19, 2012
Episode #6.12
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler has some help from the "Seventeen Magazine Players" and Seventeen Magazine in outlining how to keep one's lover interested even if one's looks starts to desert them. Chelsea, her round table panelists - Louis Virtel, Arden Myrin, Loni Love - and her guest assistant Simon Doonan discuss why Simon is filling in for a missing Chuy, a British movie theater that issued refunds to some patrons who attended a screening of The Artist since they weren't aware it was a silent movie, a public dispute between an Atlanta eatery and one of its former...
Jan. 25, 2012
Episode #6.15
In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews talks about his dislike of confrontation and the way people nowadays get rid of friends. He and his round table panelists Chris Franjola, Sarah Colonna and Bill Bellamy discuss Spanish language television network Univision's decision to English language subtitle their serials, the reported medical benefits of magic mushrooms, a girl's 911 call to report her mother's loud lovemaking, and an amusement park's test ride of their new roller coaster where test dummies lost limbs. In "Home with the Handlers", Chelsea and Roy argue about how...
Jan. 26, 2012
Episode #6.16
In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews talks about this week's whereabouts of Chelsea, who is conspicuously absent from the latest edition of "Home with the Handlers". Ross and his round table panelists Bobby Lee, Liz Carey and Josh Wolf - the latter who has his own special agenda on today's panel - discuss Britney Spears' father stopping being her conservator in preparation for her upcoming wedding, a South African strip club's introduction of their series of men's colognes based on the theme "Alibis", and the latest way teenagers show their commitment to their ...
Jan. 30, 2012
Episode #6.17
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her combative nature, and the nature of some of the most argumentative pairings. She and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Jen Kirkman and Dov Davidoff discuss a mayor in Connecticut who is in hot water for some colorful on-air remarks about Latinos, Pat Sajak's admission that he got drunk a number of times before taping Wheel of Fortune in the 1980s, the band Survivor suing Newt Gingrich for using their song "Eye of the Tiger" without their permission, and the love advice that Snoop Dogg gave on a webcast. And Chelsea chats ...
Jan. 31, 2012
Episode #6.18
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about it being awards season and the latest award that this show has won. After talking about how each looks, Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Loni Love and Gary Valentine discuss cast changes for season 2 of The X Factor, Steve-O dating George Clooney's ex, Tim Gunn's admission that he has been celibate for close to thirty years, and Tennessee senator Stacey Campfield's comparison of homosexuality to bestiality. And Chelsea gets a cooking lesson on matching food to one's astrological sign with guests Jenny McCarthy and ...
Feb. 1, 2012
Episode #6.19
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the training process of her recently adopted Bernese Mountain puppy Gary. After talking about their attire, Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Natasha Leggero and Josh Wolf discuss Mitt Romney's recent singing of "America the Beautiful", Chelsea's upcoming Super Bowl party, Donald Trump's want to be buried on his golf course after he passes away, a Brooklyn sex shop that delivers via bicycle, and a drug company's recent recall of a contraceptive and their associated warning. Chelsea chats with guest Don Cheadle...
Feb. 2, 2012
Episode #6.20
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her self-sufficiency and what she did while recuperating from a recent injury. After talking about their attire, Chelsea and her round table panelists Daniel Maurio, Heather McDonald and Ross Mathews discuss the spike in consumption - especially of chicken wings - during Super Bowl week, Madonna's scheduled Super Bowl half-time performance, the results of a recent survey where more married women stated they would rather have an affair with Eli Manning than Tom Brady, the shut-down of a recent casting call for short people for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey...
Feb. 6, 2012
Episode #6.21
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what her show has done to improve the lives of others. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Sarah Colonna and Josh Wolf discuss Chelsea's Super Bowl party, Madonna's Super Bowl half-time performance, Tom Brady's wife's rationale for the Patriots' loss, the wemetonaplane.com website which allows people who flirted on a plane to reconnect after the flight, a McDonald's that refused to serve a woman who cut in line in the drive-thru, and the upcoming New York Fashion Week. Chelsea chats with guest Piers Morgan ...
Feb. 7, 2012
Episode #6.22
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about television programming scheduled against the Super Bowl game. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Matt Braunger and Ross Mathews discuss the ruling that California's gay marriage ban is unconstitutional, Kris Humphries' want to have his and Kim Kardashian's divorce proceedings televised, what has been deemed a racially insensitive political ad by Michigan GOP senatorial candidate Pete Hoekstra, a London museum featuring elephant and monkey created paintings that resemble their natural environment, a Florida woman who ...
Feb. 8, 2012
Episode #6.23
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about a few of the things that terrify her and one British woman being helped over her phobia. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Arden Myrin and Mo Mandel discuss Gary Busey filing for bankruptcy, another woman claiming to have had an affair with President John F. Kennedy, the new trend of glitter bombing as a means of protest, and Eva Air's three "Hello Kitty" themed airplanes. Chelsea continues her salute to New York Fashion Week with an animal themed model. And Chelsea chats with guests The Wanted about their ...
Feb. 9, 2012
Episode #6.24
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her life compared to that of sorority girls, and how she learns about life in a sorority. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Fortune Feimster and Ryan Stout discuss a Pennsylvania college that has a vending machine that offers the morning after pill, Facebook removing photos of women breastfeeding, Newt Gingrich's plan to create a moon colony, a Florida couple that ended up in court stemming from an argument over the husband not wishing his wife a happy birthday, and a new device that allows people to kiss while ...
Feb. 13, 2012
Episode #6.25
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about love and what people are doing in the lead up to Valentine's Day. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Ali Wong and Greg Fitzsimmons discuss last night's Grammy Awards, Chelsea's soon to be released movie This Means War, Republican Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum's stance that women should not be allowed to fight in combat because of their emotions, a reported incident of an off duty police officer pulling a gun on a pregnant woman in a Wal-Mart for having too many items in the self check-out lane, and new ailments ...
Feb. 14, 2012
Episode #6.26
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how much she loves love and Valentine's Day, and how the staff members of the show express their love year round. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, 'Loni Love (I)' and T.J. Miller discuss Chuy's special Valentine's Day outfit, T.J.'s ever changing hair style, Chelsea's cover photo and associated article in Redbook magazine, a man who is in love and is having sex with his car, Pizza Hut's $10,000 Valentine's promotional item called "The Dinner Box Proposal Package", Shakira tweeting that she was ...
Feb. 15, 2012
Episode #6.27
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the signs that some people believe the end of the world is near, and how she is preparing for the apocalypse. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Lavell Crawford discuss Chelsea's issue with the recent People magazine article about Jennifer Aniston's birthday party, a promotional ad for Josh's former band, Chris Brown's post-Grammy Awards tweet about winning an award, Rick Santorum's stance that sex should be used only within marriage and primarily for procreation, and the day after Valentine's ...
Feb. 16, 2012
Episode #6.28
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how beautiful hair is and what you should and should not do with it. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ross Mathews, Heather McDonald and Jo Koy discuss Sharon Stone being caught in a passionate lesbian kiss in West Hollywood, a 74-year old man arrested for prostitution, a man who asked the woman he has a restraining order against to marry him, the fact that women can rent a fiancé on the Chinese version of ebay, and a Texas woman wearing nothing but cowboy boots leading police on a slow speed car chase. And Chelsea chats...
Feb. 20, 2012
Episode #6.29
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she usually does on President's Day and who her and Chuy's favorite US presidents of all time are. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Jen Kirkman and Whitney Cummings discuss a male Arizona sheriff who had to step down from volunteering on Mitt Romney's presidential campaign due to allegations that he threatened to deport his former illegal immigrant boyfriend back to Mexico if he made their relationship public, the arrest of a female stalker of Kenny Chesney's who broke into his pool house when he wasn't home, ...
Feb. 21, 2012
Episode #6.30
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her run-ins with the law and the plethora of reality courtroom shows on daytime television. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Arden Myrin and Ross Mathews discuss 'Rhianna' and Chris Brown releasing a duet, an Indiana Republican lawmaker who took his daughters out of Girl Scouts because he read the organization supports such things as Planned Parenthood, a Florida man in a wheelchair who attempted to hold up a convenience store, Kelsey Grammer's accidental tumble off a stage, and a Cincinnati flight company that ...
Feb. 22, 2012
Episode #6.31
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the plethora of disturbing shows currently airing on television, and the story of one which she associates with her own. Chelsea and her all black round table panelists (in honor of Black History Month) George Griffith Jr., 'Loni Love (I)' and Tiffany Haddish discuss the fact of the all black panel and what Chelsea was going to do to fit in, Dominique Strauss-Kahn accused of being involved in a prostitution ring, Barack Obama's latest public singing, and Oscar voters being primarily white men. In the next installment of "Keeping Up with the ...
Feb. 23, 2012
Episode #6.32
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about students from Liberty University who have created a series of videos to spread the word about celibacy before marriage, and how it relates to the staff on her show. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Sarah Colonna and Gary Valentine discuss Gary's premature death, both Britney Spears and Janet Jackson vying to be a judge on The X Factor, 'Katy Perry' 's song lyrics expressing her anger over her recent divorce, a Florida man claiming to be half orangutan, and a recent survey where 15% of the population admitted to having ...
Feb. 27, 2012
Episode #6.33
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about some non-singing shenanigans on American Idol, and how Chuy can outdo those shenanigans. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kerri Kenney-Silver, Heather McDonald and Brad Wollack discuss memorable moments from yesterday's Oscar telecast, Bill Maher's $1 million donation to Barack Obama's reelection campaign, and Zac Efron pulling a condom out of his pocket during the red carpet of a movie premiere. And Chelsea's guest Maria Sharapova helps her celebrate a belated happy birthday.
Feb. 28, 2012
Episode #6.34
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she loves bowling. Chelsea and her round table panelists Daniel Maurio, Natasha Leggero and Matt Braunger discuss the just announced cast of the fourteenth season of Dancing with the Stars, gay sex remaining legal in India, a British study which reports that parents are no longer reading classic fairy tales to their children because of the outdated messages, KLM Airlines' new promotion which allows passengers to choose their seatmate based on other passengers' Facebook profiles, and a Wisconsin man who walked into a Denny's Restaurant ...
Feb. 29, 2012
Episode #6.35
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler gives her take on non-sexual touch and cuddle parties. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Michael Yo and Ross Mathews discuss Paris Hilton's just released music video, 'Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi' 's just announced pregnancy, Playboy teaming with Virgin Atlantic to open a nightclub in space, and St. Patrick's Day t-shirts being sold by Urban Outfitters that are deemed racist against the Irish by some politicians. Chelsea chats with guest Mehmet Oz - better known as Dr. Oz - about the weird doings by the guests on his ...
Mar. 1, 2012
Episode #6.36
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about aging rock stars. Chelsea and her round table panelists Joe Matarese, Fortune Feimster and Chris Franjola discuss a photograph of Fortune when she was a child, a report that Stephen Hawking frequents sex clubs, certain New York bars banning birthday celebrations, a Russian man arrested for stabbing his friend in the stomach but who asserted that his martial arts practicing friend asked him to do it since the knife could not penetrate his abs, and Intercontinental developing a new hotel chain targeted for those who want to stay healthy ...
Mar. 5, 2012
Episode #6.37
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the divide between the Republican Party and homosexuals despite one of their famous own purportedly being among the homosexual's ranks. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, Sarah Colonna and Jo Koy discuss why Chuy is no longer using his scooter, Kirk Cameron stating that he believes homosexuality is a detriment to civilization, Rush Limbaugh calling a woman a slut who believes that medical plans should cover birth control, one-quarter of British single women dating three or more men at the same time, and a gay ...
Mar. 6, 2012
Episode #6.38
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her addiction to the television show My Strange Addiction. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Jen Kirkman and Ross Mathews discuss the recent hacking of Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks' telephones which purportedly contain some graphic photographs, Dunkin Donuts' plans to sell shredded pork crusted donuts in their new China outlets, Justin Bieber's new line of greeting cards, a three year old Chicken McNugget which resembles George Washington just selling on ebay for $8,100, and two girl scouts in Texas being robbed outside a ...
Mar. 7, 2012
Episode #6.39
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, in light of Super Tuesday, talks about why the crop of Republican presidential hopefuls are out of touch with society, and why Herman Cain would have made the best president of those who began the race. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Arden Myrin and Dov Davidoff discuss Patricia Heaton's recent pro-Rush Limbaugh tweet about his rant about health care plans funding birth control, an ATM-like machine that dispenses cupcakes, an unauthorized Hulk Hogan sex tape, and Planned Parenthood's new condom dispensing program, the condom ...
Mar. 8, 2012
Episode #6.40
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the television show Once Upon a Time, why it doesn't mirror her childhood but how it mirrors life in her office. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Natasha Leggero and Bobby Lee discuss a bar in St. Petersburg, Florida that refused to provide the ladies' night special drinks to a transgendered woman and her drag queen friend, a Danish study that concludes that redheads are more sensitive to extreme temperatures but less sensitive to stinging pain on the skin, the Museum of Broken Relationships in Croatia, divorced ...
Mar. 12, 2012
Episode #6.41
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her dog Chunk and why he would be able to compete in a professional dog show despite never having performed in one. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ali Wong, Heather McDonald and Fortune Feimster discuss a two year old girl and her parents who were kicked off of a Jet Blue flight to the Caribbean because she wouldn't sit in her seat during take-off, a fifty-four year old British man accused of masturbating in front of a woman on a train, a Pennsylvania man who robbed a woman as she was stepping off a bus then later called ...
Mar. 13, 2012
Episode #6.42
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler offers a public apology to her parents, who she no longer feels deprived her a certain item when she was growing up. Chelsea and her round table panelists Mo Mandel, 'Loni Love (I)' and Gary Valentine discuss Charlie Sheen seemingly falling off the wagon by appearing stoned after a Guns N' Roses concert, a weight loss company that allows its customers to inhale the sense of food rather than ingest it, a New York ad agency giving the homeless in Austin Texas free wi-fi devices and a t-shirt advertising themselves as a wi-fi hotspot, and ...
Mar. 14, 2012
Episode #6.43
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler compares the cutthroat worlds of television hosting and New York real estate. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Josh Wolf discuss Nicollette Sheridan's lawsuit against Marc Cherry for purportedly hitting her across the face, Donald Trump's sons' big game hunting trip in Africa, a galactic themed brothel, and proposed legislation in Ohio where men would need to get a psychological assessment before being prescribed Viagra. And Chelsea chats with guest Leslie Bibb about her new television show GCB, their ...
Mar. 15, 2012
Episode #6.44
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler advises singles on how to navigate through the many ways to get out of singledom in today's society. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Natasha Leggero and Ross Mathews discuss a pregnant Jessica Simpson and the names she's chosen for her unborn baby, a Portuguese construction worker refusing to split his $77 million lottery winnings with his co-workers who claim they bought collective tickets for years, and a British woman who earns $40,000 a year testing sex toys. Chris recounts a recent Saturday night date. And Chelsea chats ...
Mar. 19, 2012
Episode #6.45
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what other responsibilities she has on the Lately set beyond hosting the show. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Jen Kirkman and T.J. Miller discuss Jen's juice cleansing business, George Clooney being arrested for protesting outside the Sudanese Embassy, Rick Santorum's vow, as President, to wage war on the porn industry, a North Dakota woman who married herself, and the results of a Dutch study that state that men get dumber once they start interacting with women. And Chelsea chats with guests Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum...
Mar. 20, 2012
Episode #6.46
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, in honor of the first day of spring, talks about spring fever and websites aimed to assist specific segments of the population find true love. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ross Mathews, April Richardson and Lavell Crawford discuss John McCain's stance that Republicans need to get off of the issue of contraception, Keith Richards' want to have The Rolling Stones do a 50th anniversary tour, teenagers behaving themselves on spring break for fear that their antics will be posted on Facebook, the list of celebrities wanting to go on a commercial space ...
Mar. 21, 2012
Episode #6.47
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the use of pet nicknames, such as calling Chuy her "Little Nugget". Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, Arden Myrin and Bill Bellamy discuss Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino checking into rehab for exhaustion, two men kissing at a Rick Santorum rally at a Christian school, the emerging trend of niche retirement communities, a ninety-nine year old Italian man filing for divorce from his wife of seventy-seven years because he found out she cheated on him forty years ago, a smuggler being caught because his customized license plate was ...
Mar. 22, 2012
Episode #6.48
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the fighting between the Lately staff over the "Seventeen Magazine Players", which led to the rival start-up, the "Cosmo Theatre Troupe", an equally informative group geared toward a more mature audience. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Heather McDonald and Bobby Lee discuss Mike Tyson's one-man show in Vegas, a lesbian who proposed to her girlfriend at center ice at an NHL game in Ottawa, the celebrity chat-line "Dial-a-Star", an Indiana University study that showed that women can get an orgasm through ...
Mar. 26, 2012
Episode #6.49
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the side occupations of popular music performers in association with youtube music sensations. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jo Koy, Fortune Feimster and Ross Mathews discuss the first gay hotel in New York City, the term "Facebook official" to describe a serious relationship, and a University of California study that found that male fruit flies who got rejected by a female fruit fly ate fermented fruit to get drunk. And Chelsea chats with guest Mena Suvari about her new movie American Reunion, her online video where she ...
Mar. 27, 2012
Episode #6.50
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the extreme measures people will go through to be on television and what she does to her limelight craving staff when they grab gratuitous screen time. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Sarah Colonna and Greg Fitzsimmons discuss a drug that may cure racism, children now turning to Google instead of their parents for answers to their questions, a man charged with invasion of privacy by his wife, from who he was separated but with who he was still living, for placing a recording device under her bed to catch when ...
Mar. 29, 2012
Episode #6.51
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from the "Seventeen Magazine Players", provides advice to young women about how to act during spring break to achieve their goal of snagging a guy. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Liz Carey and Josh Wolf discuss Virgin Atlantic's new whispering coach and training for staff working in the coach, a Time magazine article that states that 15% of all new marriages in the Unites States are interracial, UC-Berkeley scientists working on recording brain waves and thus being able to play back one's dreams, ...
Apr. 9, 2012
Episode #6.52
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her recent nightmarish Swiss ski trip which was the reason for the show's recent hiatus. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Heather McDonald and Ryan Stout discuss what they all did during the show's just concluded hiatus including how much weight Chuy lost in his weight loss campaign, Amanda Bynes being arrested on a DUI charge after she sideswiped a police cruiser, a mall Easter bunny arrested for popping oxycodone on the job, reports that longtime friends Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are now dating, a TSA worker at...
Apr. 10, 2012
Episode #6.53
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler continues to recount the story of her recent nightmarish Swiss ski trip, this time the fact of needing to be airlifted off the mountain when she injured herself. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, 'Loni Love (I)' and Michael Yo discuss their gender identity, Rick Santorum suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination, a transgendered woman in this year's Miss Universe competition, and a cruise ship retracing Titanic's voyage. Suze Orman continues her series on providing financial advice to Chelsea's...
Apr. 11, 2012
Episode #6.54
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler continues to recount the story of her recent nightmarish European vacation, this time the fact of getting kicked out of a Swiss restaurant. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Jen Kirkman and Dov Davidoff discuss Britney Spears' $15 million one year contract to be a judge on The X Factor, a video posted on-line by Alicia Silverstone of her chewing food before feeding it to her baby, a seventy-three year old Oklahoma grandmother arrested for being her region's marijuana kingpin, and a Kentucky man, while on a nine hour Greyhound bus ...
Apr. 12, 2012
Episode #6.55
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler continues to recount the story of her recent nightmarish European vacation, this time trying to live up to the old adage "when in Rome...". Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Arden Myrin and Brad Wollack discuss homophobes having homosexual tendencies, Ashlee Simpson's parents asking her not to get married yet since it would take the spotlight off of sister Jessica Simpson's pregnancy, a Pizza Hut in the UK that has introduced a hot dog crust stuffed pizza, teen birth rates now being at their lowest in seventy years, and an ...
Apr. 16, 2012
Episode #6.56
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about a PSA in Florida promoting safe sex amongst seniors and what message she took away from it after watching it. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ali Wong, Sarah Colonna and Ross Mathews discuss the prostitution scandal involving the President's secret service agents at the Summit of the Americas in Colombia, Hillary Rodham Clinton at that same event caught boogieing on the dance floor, a performing hologram of deceased rapper Tupac Shakur, and Vermont Governor Peter Shumlin running outside his house in the nude to scare away four bears. ...
Apr. 17, 2012
Episode #6.57
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about living with her brother Roy, and wanting to replace him as a brother and chef with someone else. Chelsea and her round table panelists Mo Mandel, Liz Carey and Jo Koy discuss model Bar Refaeli claiming she was violated by a female TSA agent while being pat down at an airport, the chin implant being the fastest growing procedure done in cosmetic surgery, a new vaginal bleaching product, Kelsey Grammer getting his new wife's name tattooed on his hip, and San Francisco residents trying to get Larry Flynt's mobile strip club ...
Apr. 18, 2012
Episode #6.58
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she is now excited by soccer, a sport she usually hates. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, April Richardson and Josh Wolf discuss two black football players who are suing the producers of The Bachelor for not having any black contestants, Pippa Middleton's friend pulling a toy gun on paparazzi in Paris which could result in her being convicted, the anti-gay group Million Mothers protesting against Urban Outfitters for an image of two women kissing in their catalog, and economist Jeffrey Miron reporting that ...
Apr. 19, 2012
Episode #6.59
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how Dr. Mehmet Oz is in many ways her perfect man, except for the fetish he demonstrates on his talk show. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Fortune Feimster and Gary Valentine discuss Mel Gibson's latest rant this time against Joe Eszterhas, the character of James Bond drinking beer instead of a martini in his next movie, the possibility of a Michael Jackson hologram joining its brothers on tour, a report of George Clooney's ex-girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis being dumped by Steve-O, and the latest fad of pheromone parties where one's ...
Apr. 23, 2012
Episode #6.60
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about who she would like to see appointed as the next Supreme Court justice and why. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Arden Myrin and T.J. Miller discuss transgendered female to male Thomas Beatie, who as a man had three successful pregnancies, separating from his wife, French presidential candidate François Hollande using a rap song as a campaign song, a six year old girl being hauled off in handcuffs by police for having a tantrum at school, a woman who donated a kidney to her boss who then fired her for not being at ...
Apr. 24, 2012
Episode #6.61
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about a Los Angeles Times article concerning Judge Judy and Bailiff Byrd and how she and Chuy resemble that pair. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, Heather McDonald and Chris Franjola discuss Chelsea's cover photo article in "More" magazine, the book "Fifty Shades of Grey", a cable TV network programmed for dogs, and a report that the future of sex tourism lies in robotic prostitutes. Chuy presents his workout video and challenges all other nuggets to post their workout videos on Youtube under the title "Chuy's Workout...
Apr. 25, 2012
Episode #6.62
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about not missing things in life until they're gone. Chelsea and her round table panelists 'Loni Love (I)' , Brad Wollack and Lavell Crawford discuss the Kardashian's lucrative three year contract extension for their show, Newt Gingrich's current "citizen lobbyist" status in the Republican presidential nomination race, a study that reports that waiters don't like to serve black people since they are poorer tippers, and a woman on the Boston subway who tackled and subdued a man until the police came because he was masturbating. Because...
Apr. 26, 2012
Episode #6.63
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about another country trying to usurp the United States for what it is most famous. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Jen Kirkman and Matt Braunger discuss reports of Lindsay Lohan causing problems on the set of Glee, Ke$ha tweeting photographs of herself peeing in public, charges laid against four LAX TSA employees for taking bribes in exchange for letting people with drugs through screening, and Detroit judge Wade McCree accused of texting a topless photo of himself to a female bailiff. And Chelsea chats ...
Apr. 30, 2012
Episode #6.64
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about television shows focusing on teen problems, most specifically The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Chelsea and her round table panelists Daniel Maurio, Sarah Colonna and Ryan Stout discuss Royal Caribbean offering a cruise specifically for drag queens, a new website that matches people who don't want to travel alone with attractive people who want to travel for free, reports that a Florida gynecologist found an actual G-spot on a female cadaver, a South Korean Christian group protesting Lady Gaga's upcoming concert there since they believe it is not ...
May 1, 2012
Episode #6.65
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the importance of the person in any position of 2IC, which highlights the important process of a presidential candidate choosing the right running mate. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Natasha Leggero and Gary Valentine discuss hair extensions, interracial dating, Jessica Simpson finally giving birth, Nadya Suleman aka the Octomom declaring bankruptcy which may force her into doing masturbation porn to earn a living, the Discovery Channel crashing a jumbo jet in the Mexican desert for their show Curiosity, and a female ...
May 2, 2012
Episode #6.66
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler celebrates the fact of this being the 900th episode of the show. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Fortune Feimster and Dov Davidoff discuss a New Jersey mother being arrested for bringing her five-year old daughter into a tanning bed, 'Charlie Sheen (I)' suing a strip club for them to rename their VIP room which is currently called the Charlie Sheen Room, Samantha Ronson's performance of "Summer of Sam" on LIVE! With Kelly this morning, a priest in Ireland who was asked to leave his parish after accidentally showing gay porn ...
May 3, 2012
Episode #6.67
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the demise of the daytime soap opera in the US. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Ross Mathews discuss Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson being affectionate with each other in public again, a news story of an Oklahoma man with a meth lab in his pants, a member of Best Buy's geek squad in Colorado who changed the Facebook status on a customer's phone from straight to coming out, Ashton Kutcher's recent commercial for Pop Chips being pulled for being racially insensitive, and a forty-seven year old ...
May 7, 2012
Episode #6.68
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the one celebrity who seems to be able to generate work for herself. Chelsea and her round table panelists Mo Mandel, Jen Kirkman and Brad Wollack discuss the name Levi Johnston and his girlfriend will give to their soon to be born daughter, a college student expelled for watching Glee, two lesbian swans in a Boston park, and a Cocoa Beach Florida motel changing to being a nude property to increase business. And Chelsea chats with guest James Van Der Beek about playing an a**-holish version of himself on his new show Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, ...
May 8, 2012
Episode #6.69
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about getting to know all the shows on E!'s sister networks. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ross Mathews, Heather McDonald and Jo Koy discuss the public verbal battle ensuing between Patricia Crenzel aka the Tan Mom and Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi, John Travolta being sued for $2 million by an unidentified masseur for sexual harassment, Heather at a red carpet event mentioning her Hollywood crush, Justin Bieber graduating from high school, and a thirty-nine pound cat. And Chelsea chats with guest Morgan Spurlock about his new documentary Mansome and the ...
May 9, 2012
Episode #6.70
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her love of the older man, her fixation this time due to the object of her affection's wife's new reality TV show. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Rachel Feinstein and Josh Wolf discuss Barack Obama today becoming the first US President ever to support openly gay marriage while North Carolinians voted-in Amendment 1 which bans same-sex marriage, Christina Aguilera's fashion faux pas on the finale of The Voice, Aguliera's on-set feud with Adam Levine, an equipment malfunction on the set of this show last week, and some ...
May 10, 2012
Episode #6.71
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the people and groups of people she has made fun of on the show in the past, and strives to add at least one more to the list. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, 'Loni Love (I)' and Greg Fitzsimmons discuss a man fired by fashion designer Tory Burch's husband for not being gay, the recent swath of people being saved by celebrities, a woman in Salt Lake City who found cocaine in a box of tampons, a new app called Snapchat which controls how long a photo sent is viewable by the recipient, and a man beaten ...
May 14, 2012
Episode #6.72
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about scouring the Internet to find her new BFF. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brody Stevens, Sarah Colonna and Josh Wolf discuss this being Brody's first appearance on the round table in quite some time after being banned from the show for being its too aggressive warm-up comedian, the backlash on Barack Obama's pro gay marriage stance, the Time magazine cover showing a twenty-six year old woman breast feeding her three-year old son, and a third man coming out with a sexual harassment claim against John Travolta. And Chelsea ...
May 15, 2012
Episode #6.73
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her continuing search on the Internet to find new friends, this time most specifically a black woman. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Arden Myrin and Brad Wollack discuss the video of the third man coming out with a sexual harassment claim against John Travolta, Jay-Z supporting the gay marriage stance, Patricia Crenzel aka the Tan Mom being banned from over sixty tanning salons in the tri-state area, and her offer to appear nude in Playboy. And Chelsea chats with guest Cameron Diaz about why she was scared to ...
May 16, 2012
Episode #6.74
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her continuing search on the Internet to find new friends, this time most specifically an international friend. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, Fortune Feimster and T.J. Miller discuss T.J. and Fortune's announcement of their shared heritage, Gloria Allred entering the fray of the sexual harassment claims against John Travolta as legal counsel for the John Doe claimant, Elton John throwing a tantrum on stage his Las Vegas show, Joseph Lawrence guest appearing as a Chippendale in Las Vegas, and libraries in certain states ...
May 17, 2012
Episode #6.75
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about Gary Busey's press tour for his soon to be released movie Piranha 3DD. Chelsea and her round table panelists Natasha Leggero, April Richardson and Ross Mathews discuss the many young boys who sport Justin Bieber's hairstyle potentially coming down with a case of lazy eye, debunking previous scientific reports that dolphins are rapists and serially bisexual, Hulk Hogan's ex Linda Hogan breaking up with her twenty-three year old boyfriend, and two mother chaperons at a high school dance spraying the kids in the face with Lysol because of what ...
May 21, 2012
Episode #6.76
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the season finale of the celebrity version of The Apprentice. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Ali Wong and Chris Franjola discuss the fact that it is Chris' birthday and his weekend trip to Vegas, the disappointing initial public offering of Facebook shares, a sixth and seventh man coming forward accusing John Travolta of sexual harassment, Ukrainian reporter Vitalii Sediuk getting slapped by Will Smith for trying to kiss him on the lips at a movie premiere, and a Wisconsin man protesting outside an all you can eat ...
May 22, 2012
Episode #6.77
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about Chuy and her planning on buying a child they saw on television. Chelsea and her round table panelists Matt Braunger, Heather McDonald and Gary Valentine discuss Britney Spears' rider for appearing on The X Factor, Mary Murphy being sued by her ex-manager for being what he alleges is a cocaine-fueled, plastic surgery starved nymphomaniac which includes having sex with Lately crew members, _"Dog the Bounty Hunter" (2004)_ being canceled, the US Coast Guard finding four tons of marijuana off the coast of California, and a fan hiding in a moving...
May 23, 2012
Episode #6.78
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, who is the only one from among her siblings who didn't attend college, records a commencement speech since many colleges have asked her to speak at their graduation ceremonies. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Jen Kirkman and Ross Mathews discuss Corey Feldman placing a restraining order on his 300-pound female roommate, Chris Brown having an altercation at a Vegas nightclub, and 29-year old US Olympic athlete Lolo Jones coming out as a virgin as she is saving herself for a husband. Chelsea presents an interview she did ...
May 24, 2012
Episode #6.79
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about wanting no surprises on a first date. Chelsea and her round table panelists Daniel Maurio, 'Loni Love (I)' and Mo Mandel discuss Forbes 2012 100 Most Powerful Celebrities list from which Chelsea has been dropped since last year, Dan's receding hairline, speculation that Christopher Columbus was Jewish, the book "On Hitler's Mountain", a drunk farmer in Dubuque, Iowa driving around with a zebra and a parrot in his car, and a pet psychic asking a client's dead dog if he'd like to be cloned. Chuy provides more of his ...
May 28, 2012
Episode #6.80
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with the help of the "Seventeen Magazine Players" on this Memorial Day, provides advice to young women on what is the start of the summer party season. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Sarah Colonna and Josh Wolf discuss Johnny Depp being adopted by the Comanche tribe, a naked and blindfolded Minnesota man tying himself to a tree waiting to have anonymous sex, and a man in Knoxville Tennessee who is trying to default on the support payments for his thirty children which he fathered with eleven different women. The ...
May 29, 2012
Episode #6.81
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her gratitude to Jerry Springer for introducing her to her new crush. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jen Kirkman, Morgan Murphy and Brad Wollack discuss Justin Bieber getting into a fight with paparazzi, Justin getting boxing lessons from Mike Tyson, reports of Britney Spears storming off the set of The X Factor, and an openly gay superhero character in Marvel comics entering into a gay marriage. And Chelsea chats with guest David Hasselhoff - who comes bearing peace offering gifts due to Chelsea constantly berating him - about his new movie Piranha 3DD...
May 30, 2012
Episode #6.82
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her imminent hospitalization to repair her torn ACL. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Natasha Leggero and Kerri Kenney-Silver discuss Heidi Klum's new music video, a West Hollywood gay bar refusing to allow bachelorette parties on their premises until marriage is legal for everyone, an article in GQ magazine about a professional sex coach who will watch and then provide advice on your lovemaking, new research which suggests that women in this generation are heavier than past generations because they are doing ...
May 31, 2012
Episode #6.83
In her opening monologue, guest host Fortune Feimster - who is filling in for a hospitalized Chelsea - talks about the similarities and differences between her and Chelsea. Fortune and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Arden Myrin and Jo Koy discuss Chelsea's post surgery video message, Mitt Romney's just released app which misspells America, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg limiting the size of soft drinks which can be sold in order to combat obesity, and Jessica Simpson being paid $800,000 for her first-post baby interview and photos with People magazine. In the latest installment of ...
Jun. 4, 2012
Episode #6.84
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, sporting crutches since she is recuperating from surgery to repair what was her torn ACL, talks about the surgery and recuperation process. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Margaret Cho and Ross Mathews discuss Chelsea's support of ten kids to go to YMCA summer camps, her vow to quit smoking cigarettes, the New York Post's article railing against John Edwards, Kathie Lee Gifford's gaffe in an interview with Martin Short talking about his now deceased wife as if she was still alive, a man punching a ten year old boy in the face at a...
Jun. 5, 2012
Episode #6.85
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about Chuy Bravo's new venture as a part owner of a race horse with show producer "Jerry" Gary Snoonian. Chelsea and her round table panelists James Davis, Heather McDonald and Mo Mandel discuss the controversy surrounding Snow White and the Huntsman for not hiring little people to play the dwarfs, signs that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will soon be cohabitating, a Dutch artist who turned his dead cat into a remote controlled helicopter, The 2012 Miss USA Pageant's Miss Ohio stating for the final question that she feels that Julia Roberts' character in Pretty Woman is a role ...
Jun. 6, 2012
Episode #6.86
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her and Chuy Bravo's recent camping trip to Yellowstone. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Fortune Feimster and Gary Valentine discuss Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth getting engaged at ages nineteen and twenty-two respectively, a contestant on America's Got Talent caught in a lie about what he said was his military background, Amanda Bynes tweeting President Barack Obama to expunge the DUI charge from her records, The 2012 Miss USA Pageant's Miss Pennsylvania quitting the event because she says it's rigged while pageant organizers state she quit because...
Jun. 7, 2012
Episode #6.87
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about being a couch potato and watching reality cooking shows, which leads to a personal message to her brother, Roy. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Jen Kirkman and Dov Davidoff discuss John Mayer stating that he is humiliated by Taylor Swift's song "Dear John", the Center for Disease Control issuing a statement that there are no zombies after a rash of face eating crimes occurred, and the lesbian themed children's book "In Our Mothers' House" being hidden in a Utah elementary school library. Brad and Sarah ...
Jun. 11, 2012
Episode #6.88
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she will now be able to do that she couldn't do before her ACL surgery, even before she tore it. Chelsea and her round table panelists Joe Matarese, Sarah Colonna and Brad Wollack discuss Madonna displaying her nipple on-stage during a concert in Istanbul, a new tell-all book that states that Christian Bale hates Leonardo DiCaprio, two turtles in an Austrian zoo who are getting a divorce after 115 years as a couple, rope sales being up because of the book "Fifty Shades of Grey", and a Hawaiian dinner cruise company mistakenly ...
Jun. 12, 2012
Episode #6.89
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about trying to find a father figure for her unruly staff. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Jen Kirkman and T.J. Miller discuss Kim Kardashian buying Kanye West a $750,000 Lamborghini for his birthday, skateboarder Shaun White dating model Bar Refaeli, an Oregon woman who won a court case against a man who gave her herpes through unprotected sex, 'Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi' stating that she doesn't want to breastfeed her baby because of the discomfort, and a newly sober 'Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino' being harassed at ...
Jun. 13, 2012
Episode #6.90
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the people who inspire her, one in particular who inspires her journalistic bent. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Heather McDonald and Keith Robinson discuss Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves' Austin Texas based wedding where guests slept overnight in tents, parents yanking their kids out of the expensive private school owned by the Blue Man Group since they believe their kids aren't learning anything, Georgia state authorities not allowing the Ku Klux Klan to adopt a highway, the feud between two ice cream truck vendors in ...
Jun. 14, 2012
Episode #6.91
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how she has now assembled the perfect family, with one more she would like to add. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Fortune Feimster and Ross Mathews discuss Chris Brown and Aubrey Graham aka Drake reportedly getting into a fight, Michael forgetting his jokes during a recent gig, and new doping allegations against Lance Armstrong. Chelsea shows one of her employee reviews, specifically of Shelby the security guard. And Chelsea chats with guest 'Ellen Page' about her new movie To Rome with Love, working with Woody Allen, moving from...
Jun. 18, 2012
Episode #6.92
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the many forms that Father's Day now takes, including what she did to commemorate the day with or without her estranged father. Chelsea and her special Father's Day round table panelists - Jeff Wild with his pre-school son Ben Wild, Brad Wollack with his infant son Spencer Wollack, and Josh Wolf with his teenaged son Jacob Wolf - discuss Ronan Farrow's angry Father's Day tweet against his stepfather Woody Allen regarding marrying his stepsister Soon-Yi Previn, two male strippers accusing Channing Tatum of stealing their stripper moves for ...
Jun. 19, 2012
Episode #6.93
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about not minding when people work toward their own agenda, except when it is by news agencies. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brody Stevens, 'Loni Love (I)' and Ross Mathews discuss Beyoncé Knowles reportedly buying Jay-Z a $40 million private jet for Father's Day, Alec Baldwin getting into a physical altercation with a photographer, Floyd Mayweather Jr. wanting to get out of jail because of the lack of healthy food and the ability to exercise, and a Cincinnati man accused of having sex in public with a teddy bear for the fourth time. ...
Jun. 20, 2012
Episode #6.94
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her dislike of the "Real Housewives" franchise of television shows, but what they have done to one of their biggest fans, namely Brad. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Lauren Lapkus and T.J. Miller discuss Mike Tyson's limited run one man show on Broadway and his explanation for why he has become a vegan, Alec Baldwin covering himself with a white sheet in public to hide from paparazzi, a photo of Mary-Kate Olsen with her boyfriend - Olivier Sarkozy (brother of former French President Nicolas Sarkozy) - and his daughter, Rielle Hunter...
Jun. 21, 2012
Episode #6.95
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, in preparation for an extended vacation, talks about a new product on the market - the only pair of underwear one will need for six weeks. Chelsea and her round table panelists April Richardson, Natasha Leggero and Heather McDonald discuss a photo of Hilary Duff holding a lit cigarette "for a friend" and her explanation for seemingly promoting smoking, a British man that has fifteen Miley Cyrus related tattoos on his body, a National Enquirer story about Shiloh Jolie-Pitt being furious at the Tooth Fairy (aka her parents, Brangelina) for giving her a ...
Jun. 25, 2012
Episode #6.96
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler celebrates an early Canada Day (July 1). Chelsea and her round table panelists Mo Mandel, Arden Myrin and Ross Mathews discuss E.L. James and her agent coming out with a product line around her book "Fifty Shades of Grey", the US government revoking their $20 million of funding to develop a Pakistani version of Sesame Street due to alleged corruption in the puppet theater world, a University of Kansas study in which basic personality traits of people could be determined through the type of shoes they wore, and a boot camp for kids who ...
Jun. 27, 2012
Episode #6.97
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about passing on the torch of hosting duties, and who the most qualified person is. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Jen Kirkman and Josh Wolf discuss why Ben and Josh are dressed like the other usually is, Star magazine reporting that Kate Middleton and brother-in-law Prince Harry Windsor are doing it, a law that will ban NYC cab drivers from picking up hookers, pizza vending machines whose pizzas are made from start to finish in three minutes, and a Middleboro MA bylaw that is meant to cut down on public profanity by ...
Jun. 28, 2012
Episode #6.98
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with the assistance of the Cosmo Theatre Troupe, gives advice on female issues south of the "naval" border. Chelsea and her round table panelists Liz Carey, Sarah Colonna and Fortune Feimster discuss a Time magazine article that says the US is the world's largest exporter of sperm, Roy moving out of Chelsea's house after living together for the past two years, a gun range in Texas that now will host children's birthday parties, and a UK study that found most young men believe that a woman wearing red is code that they want to get laid. ...
Jul. 9, 2012
Episode #6.99
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her just returned from African safari vacation. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Natasha Leggero and Josh Wolf discuss the status of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' divorce, Frank Ocean being the first hip-hop star to somewhat come out of the closet, a woman attacking four other women with a knife and a brick at her son's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese's, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler getting food poisoning while vacationing in Italy, and Morgan Freeman stating in an interview that the first black president hasn't arisen ...
Jul. 10, 2012
Episode #6.100
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about planning to go alcohol-free on her just returned from African safari vacation, but what happened instead. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Rachel Feinstein and Ross Mathews discuss Katie Holmes returning to being a Catholic following her break-up with Tom Cruise, who Katie and Tom will date next, Matt Lauer's welcome to Savannah Guthrie on being the new Today show host, Jessica Simpson drinking margaritas while breastfeeding but who has stopped drinking them now that she has signed a weight loss endorsement deal with Weight...
Jul. 11, 2012
Episode #6.101
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what impression she leaves on the natives whenever she goes traveling. Chelsea and her round table panelists James Davis, Sarah Colonna and Gary Valentine discuss US Weekly reporting that Nicole Kidman gave Katie Holmes advice on how to get out of the marriage to Tom Cruise, a man in Central Park dressed as Elmo ranting about how the Jews are keeping him down, Britney Spears storming off the set of The X Factor after a drag queen contestant performed a rendition of her song "Crazy", a woman and a bounty hunter's plan to nab her now adult ...
Jul. 12, 2012
Episode #6.102
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what a character on a Style Network show is so called hiding about himself. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jiffy Jeff Wild, Heather McDonald and Ryan Stout discuss Jiffy's dislike of flying and his unusual back contortion, Samantha Ronson being mad at Paris Hilton for calling herself a DJ, a writer with the New York Daily News blaming Scientology Supreme Leader David Miscavige for all Tom Cruise's divorces, tech giant Larry Ellison purchasing 98% of the Hawaiian island of Lanai, and the emerging trend of the buddymoon where newlyweds ...
Jul. 16, 2012
Episode #6.103
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, in reviewing a patient's case on a television medical reality show, talks about when it is appropriate to have a extended boner. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Lisa Thrash and Brad Wollack discuss the "Kyong" part of Lisa's name, the departure of both Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez from American Idol and their possible replacements, the plethora of fatal shark attacks in the last year, the speculation that there will be a new Scientology television network, and a new study stating that the Y chromosome may someday disappear....
Jul. 17, 2012
Episode #6.104
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her love of the institution of marriage, especially when one takes the role of comic relief and one takes the role of laughing straight man. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ali Wong, Fortune Feimster and Ross Mathews discuss Ross' new habit of calling in Dr. Laura Schlessinger's radio talk show pretending to be a woman, reports of Arnold Schwarzenegger kissing a much younger woman in public, Jason Kidd's DUI charge, Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus putting their wedding plans on hold so that they can expand their family first, and reports of ...
Jul. 18, 2012
Episode #6.105
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the best and worst places to find a sex partner. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Arden Myrin and Matt Braunger discuss a photo on Michael's Facebook page, Tom Cruise's first post break-up visit with his daughter Suri Cruise, sewing needles being found in four turkey sandwiches on multiple Delta Airlines flights, Rush Limbaugh's assertion that The Dark Knight Rises is a liberal media conspiracy especially to tarnish Mitt Romney's image, and the trend of male celebrities donating large amounts of money to a charity after ...
Jul. 19, 2012
Episode #6.106
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about when enough is enough. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Jen Kirkman and Marc Maron discuss the Boy Scouts of America confirming their policy of excluding gays, the advent of 4D movies, the Coachella Music Festival announcing they will be offering a cruise, a man in a Georgia Wal-Mart convincing a woman customer that he worked for America's Funniest Home Videos so that she would let him suck on her toes, and North Carolina scientists working on a contraceptive that destroys sperm by sound waves. And Chelsea chats with guest Kathy Najimy...
Jul. 23, 2012
Episode #6.107
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what tops her gross list nowadays. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Natasha Leggero and Greg Fitzsimmons discuss Mariah Carey joining American Idol as a judge, Katherine Jackson having been reported as missing this past weekend by her grandchildren, Chelsea seeing a rattlesnake on her driveway, twenty-one people being treated for burns on the bottom of their feet after walking on hot coals at an Anthony Robbins motivational seminar, and the Jim Henson Company severing ties with Chick-fil-A because of their anti-gay stance. And Chelsea...
Jul. 24, 2012
Episode #6.108
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her love of getting a good deal. Chelsea and her round table panelists Trevor Noah, Sarah Colonna and Ross Mathews discuss Sarah's more than usual prominent boobs, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise seen on a commercial airline flight, Chelsea's first ever public apology, this one specifically to David Hasselhoff, a public feud between Janet Jackson and Paris Jackson, Trevor's South African accent, a Florida aide walking in on her boss, the Lieutenant Governor, on who cunnilingus was being performed by another woman, and the app for the gay site ...
Jul. 25, 2012
Episode #6.109
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her respect for the many who work for the police department. Chelsea and her round table panelists Daniel Maurio, Loni Love and Josh Wolf discuss Kristen Stewart's affair with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders and her public apology for cheating on Robert Pattinson, a judge awarding Tito Jackson temporary custody of brother Michael Jackson's three children, Elton John and David Furnish expecting their second child via a surrogate, and a Fox News piece in response to President Barack Obama's speech on support for small business. Trainer Jillian Michaels ...
Jul. 26, 2012
Episode #6.110
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how different people unwind after a hard day at work. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kerri Kenney-Silver, Heather McDonald and Dov Davidoff discuss director Rupert Sanders offering his own apology to his wife and children for his affair with Kristen Stewart, speculation that Katherine Jackson's disappearance over the weekend was actually her family kidnapping her to hide her from public scrutiny, a hotel in England that has replaced the bibles in their rooms with the book "Fifty Shades of Grey", a group of New York City women who travel to ...
Jul. 30, 2012
Episode #6.111
In her opening monologue, guest host Wanda Sykes talks about this gig and working for the E! Network. Wanda and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Fortune Feimster and T.J. Miller discuss women beach volleyball players required to wear more clothing at the London Olympics than they usually do at other meets, the possibility of having pole dancing in the 2016 Olympics, and Robert Pattinson moving out of the house he shared with with Kristen Stewart. In the latest installment of "Judge Lately", Chelsea presides over a case between two feuding aspiring actresses. And Wanda chats with guest Mike Epps...
Jul. 31, 2012
Episode #6.112
In his opening monologue, guest host Kevin Hart talks about trying to fit into Chelsea's shoes in hosting the show. Kevin and his round table panelists Brad Wollack, Sarah Colonna and Jo Koy discuss several of the Jackson children being banned from mother Katherine Jackson's home, the cameramen at the Olympics always showing black athletes crying, and Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart fighting over custody of their dog. In the latest installment of "Home with the Handlers", Chelsea believes that Roy's interior decorating style says something about him. And Kevin chats with guest Joy Bryant ...
Aug. 1, 2012
Episode #6.113
In his opening monologue, guest host Kevin Hart talks about what he's learned about the show and its people after being with them for a second day. Kevin and his round table panelists Ben Gleib, Arden Myrin and Josh Wolf discuss where Chelsea is, four female badminton doubles teams being disqualified from the Olympics for throwing games, a Brazilian Olympic bronze medalist who broke his medal when he dropped it in the shower, Nadya Suleman aka the Octomom setting up a website to request donations with a goal of $150,000 so that she can buy a new house, and an Australian man ...
Aug. 2, 2012
Episode #6.114
In his opening monologue, guest host Dax Shepard, who believes himself an expert being on the show Parenthood, talks about what he believes is bad parenting. Dax and his round table panelists Chris Franjola, Jen Kirkman and Ross Mathews discuss the support Chick-fil-A is getting from so-called First Amendment Rights activists for sticking to its anti-gay stance, the mother of Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte stating that he's into one night stands, Newsweek's cover article on Mitt Romney titled "The Wimp Factor", and a Youtube video narrated by the ultimate train aficionado. Chelsea ...
Aug. 6, 2012
Episode #6.115
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the first ever international trip she took on her own, specifically to London to attend the Olympics. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Loni Love and Dov Davidoff discuss some unusual Olympic events, Olympic related news including Ryan Lochte admitting that he often pees in pools (but not during races), homosexual kiss-ins outside Chick-fil-As in response to its owner being anti-gay marriage, a mother who smokes pot talking out against mothers who drink, and a new special on TLC titled My Teen Is Pregnant and So Am I. And ...
Aug. 7, 2012
Episode #6.116
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the latest twist in what she considers the sickest show on American television, Polyamory: Married & Dating. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Lauren Lapkus and Mo Mandel discuss Elton John's continuing feud with Madonna, an American judo competitor expelled from the Olympics for testing positive for cannabis from eating a pot-laced brownie prior to the games, Michael Phelps' friends worried that his new girlfriend is only using him to further her fledgling modeling career, the video of an out-of-control protester against ...
Aug. 8, 2012
Episode #6.117
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the trauma she faced walking in on her parents doing it, and someone else who too has been obviously traumatized by such an event. Chelsea and her round table panelists LilRel Howery, Heather McDonald and Gary Valentine discuss Randy Travis' DWI arrest while being naked, a video of Hillary Rodham Clinton dancing at a South African club, a little people couple that have adopted several little people children from various countries, and certain Appleby's restaurants being rebranded as Club Appleby's which are late night adults oriented ...
Aug. 9, 2012
Episode #6.118
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her hate of visiting doctors, but despite that why she got a complete physical in London and what the results of that physical are. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Sarah Colonna and Ryan Stout discuss Robert Kardashian Jr. tweeting that he is going to USC law school which prompted USC law school to tweet that they have no record of him even having applied, "Fifty Shades of Grey" author E.L. James issuing a CD of music mentioned in the book as an accompaniment to reading the book, and David Hasselhoff's claim that he was in ...
Aug. 13, 2012
Episode #6.119
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why people should stop bitching and complaining about life. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, April Richardson and Marc Maron discuss the Olympics closing ceremony, Ryan Lochte's post-Olympics endorsement deals, Mitt Romney choosing Paul Ryan as his running mate, Joe Simpson's DUI arrest, and merpalooza which is a convention for mermaid and merman enthusiasts. And Chelsea chats with guest Norah Jones about appearing as herself in a cameo in the movie Ted, her new CD "Little Broken Hearts" and its theme about ...
Aug. 14, 2012
Episode #6.120
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how people can make themselves feel smarter. Chelsea and her round table panelists James Davis, Fortune Feimster and Brad Wollack discuss Taylor Swift buying a $4.9 million home on the Kennedy compound to be closer to her boyfriend of one month Conor Kennedy, Crocs founder George Boedecker arrested for a DUI, Anderson Cooper's boyfriend Ben Maisani caught kissing another man in a New York City park, and CNN thinking about programming more reality shows to boost ratings. And Chelsea chats with guest Matt LeBlanc about not being a very excitable ...
Aug. 15, 2012
Episode #6.121
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she feels duped by Chuy. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Arden Myrin and Ross Mathews discuss Chelsea's possible trip on a fighter jet, a 165 pound python found in Florida that was pregnant with 87 babies, Kristen Stewart not being asked back if a sequel to Snow White and the Huntsman is made, Barack Obama's visit to a beer tent at the Iowa State Fair, the new trend in China where convicts pay doubles to serve their prison time for them, and CBS on the search for its first ever male model for The Price Is Right. And Chelsea chats with ...
Aug. 16, 2012
Episode #6.122
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about feeling ready to get married and her criteria for a husband. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Jen Kirkman and Greg Fitzsimmons discuss Mel Gibson's belief that Hollywood will never forgive him and not being sure why he needs forgiveness, Jean-Claude Van Damme admitting in an interview that he cheated in 1994 on his then wife with Kylie Minogue, Orthodox Jews wearing glasses to blur their vision so that they don't have to see immodestly dressed women, and the Saudi government planning on building a new city exclusively for ...
Aug. 20, 2012
Episode #6.123
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the latest person to try and excel in two different careers. Chelsea and her round table panelists Daniel Maurio, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Matt Braunger discuss Chelsea's belief in dolphin rape, Missouri Republican candidate Todd Akin suggesting that women being raped have a hard time getting pregnant in such a situation since they can shut down their vagina during the process, a group of House Republicans getting reprimanded for taking a skinny dip in the Sea of Galilee, a study at the University of Georgia tracking the habits...
Aug. 21, 2012
Episode #6.124
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about going international in her search for a husband, and who the leading candidate is. Chelsea and her round table panelists Sarah Colonna, Loni Love and Ryan Stout discuss Nicki Minaj's recent announcement which many expected to be that she was going to be the next judge on American Idol but what ended up being the introduction of her new perfume, Missouri Republican senate candidate Todd Akin apologizing for his statement about women that are raped having a hard time getting pregnant from the incident, Amanda Bynes' fifth car ...
Aug. 22, 2012
Episode #6.125
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the seemingly strange goings-on between the current hosts of the Today show. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Ali Wong and Ross Mathews discuss the nude photos of Prince Harry Windsor playing billiards with an unidentified nude woman in a Las Vegas hotel room, swimmer Diana Nyad's fourth failed Cuba to Florida swim attempt of four, Kanye West in negotiations to be the next judge on American Idol, and a report that states that forty year old moms are going through a midlife crisis by cheating and excessively ...
Aug. 23, 2012
Episode #6.126
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how the tabloids get their information about such news as Prince Harry Windsor's recent Vegas romp. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Heather McDonald and T.J. Miller discuss Avril Lavigne and Nickelback lead singer Chad Kroeger's engagement, Britney Spears' recent tweet "I wonder what that snake is up to these days", and the reason why a McDonald's customer in Tennessee feels justified for punching the restaurant's assistant manager. Brad Wollack does a reenactment of the lead-up to losing his virginity. Chelsea chats with guest Kristen Bell...
Aug. 27, 2012
Episode #6.127
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, in demonstrating what not to do with her visiting nieces, talks about the latest sensation on American television, namely Honey Boo Boo Child. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Mary Lynn Rajskub and Josh Wolf discuss Alana Thompson aka Honey Boo Boo Child's new television show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi giving birth to a baby boy she and her husband have named Lorenzo, the US Doping Agency stripping Lance Armstrong of his seven Tour de France titles and banning him from competitive cycling for life, Randy Travis getting into a fight with ...
Aug. 28, 2012
Episode #6.128
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the importance of the woman's voice in the upcoming federal election. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Fortune Feimster and Kurt Braunohler discuss Kristen Stewart's attempts to win back Robert Pattinson while Rihanna has been sexting him, Kim Kardashian wanting to be the first reality TV personality to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and a high school cheerleading coach under police investigation after a student reported that she conducted a stripping game with cheerleaders at a sleep-over at her house. And Chelsea ...
Aug. 29, 2012
Episode #6.129
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the important aspects of making a new business work. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, April Richardson and Gary Valentine discuss Lindsay Lohan not being prosecuted for an alleged recent $100,000 robbery from her friend's house but being banned for life from the Chateau Marmont for a $46,000 unpaid bill, Ann Romney stating that Modern Family is her favorite television show, a man in China who tried to mail himself in a box to his girlfriend as a surprise but was passed out by the time he arrived since the parcel was ...
Aug. 30, 2012
Episode #6.130
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the next international music video which has caught her attention. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jen Kirkman, Morgan Murphy and Dov Davidoff discuss Kris Humphries being sued by a woman for giving her herpes, reports that staffers at Today hate Matt Lauer, Omega Auctions auctioning off some Elvis Presley memorabilia including his unwashed stained underwear, new Vietnamese airline company Vietjet having people dancing in the aisles in bikinis in honor of their first flight to a beach resort town, and a new study that found ...
Sep. 3, 2012
Episode #6.131
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler salutes Labor Day and talks about what she believes is the hardest labor women have to endure. Chelsea and her round table panelists Matt Braunger, Sarah Colonna and Rob Delaney discuss a poll that shows that Mitt Romney has zero percent of the black vote, a new coloring book featuring Ryan Gosling, a female former corrections officer arrested for throwing two footballs filled with drugs and cigarettes into a prison yard, and three women throwing water at a Red Lobster waitress for filling their water glasses too often. In the latest ...
Sep. 4, 2012
Episode #6.132
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler reflects on the summer just passed, most specifically how the make-up of her household has changed and how she relaxed. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Heather McDonald and Jo Koy discuss a report that Seal believes that Heidi Klum is having sex with their shared bodyguard, Fox News canceling recent scheduled appearances of Sarah Palin, Paul Ryan lying about his time to complete a marathon which was nearly double what he stated, Russell Crowe getting lost kayaking off the coast of Long Island, and reports that ...
Sep. 5, 2012
Episode #6.133
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her comparison to a famous black talk show host, and the work of black people on television in general. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Arden Myrin and Mo Mandel discuss Michelle Obama's speech at the Democratic National Convention, the Vanity Fair article on Scientology choosing Tom Cruise's wife, James Franco being sued by his ex-NYU film professor for defaming him for giving Franco a failing grade, an Atlanta teacher allegedly helping her students cheat, and Jennie Garth and Luke Perry possibly dating. And ...
Sep. 6, 2012
Episode #6.134
In her opening monologue, guest host Rebel Wilson talks about how she convinced Chelsea to let her host the show. Rebel and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Brad Wollack discuss what the Thompson family gets paid for appearing on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Ben & Jerry's suing the makers of a porn DVD collection titled Ben & Cherry's, and an Australian doctor prescribing pills to cure homosexuality. In the latest installment of "Judge Lately", Chelsea oversees a case of a stolen car taken for a joyride. And lo and behold, Rebel chats with guest Chelsea Handler about many ...
Sep. 10, 2012
Episode #6.135
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the lies perpetrated on television. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Lauren Lapkus and Ross Mathews discuss Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds getting married, Kristen Stewart stating that she and Robert Pattinson are "fine", a man being arrested for the prank he pulled on his girlfriend's ex by reporting that he had a bomb aboard a plane which grounded the already in-flight plane, Vanessa Hudgens being "creeped out" by Nicolas Cage on the set of their latest movie, and a male high school girl's basketball coach being placed on ...
Sep. 11, 2012
Episode #6.136
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about going for one's dreams, no matter how improbable. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Jen Kirkman and Lavell Crawford discuss a rumored feud between the Thompsons aka the Honey Boo Boo family and the Kardashians, a video of a drunken Tara Reid in St. Tropez, Amanda Bynes being pulled over by police because her license was already suspended, and Steve Wynn winning his slander suit against Joe Francis. And Chelsea chats with guest Kate Walsh about her new movie The Perks of Being a Wallflower, this season being the last for Private Practice, her ...
Sep. 12, 2012
Episode #6.137
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how she keeps abreast of the issues during this election season. Chelsea and her round table panelists Daniel Maurio, Fortune Feimster and Marc Maron discuss Randy Jackson coming back as a judge on American Idol, Today not having a moment of silence on the anniversary of 9/11 unlike the other American national morning shows, Google unblocking the search term "bisexual", and Simon Cowell wanting Khloé Kardashian to co-host The X Factor. Chelsea chats with guest Tim Gunn about his latest book "Tim Gunn's Fashion Bible" - which takes a ...
Sep. 13, 2012
Episode #6.138
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the disappointments she's had in her life. Chelsea and her round table panelists Nico Santos, 'Loni Love (I)' and Greg Fitzsimmons discuss Lindsay Lohan not filming her cameo for _Scary Movie 5 (2013)_ because she felt the script poked fun at her, a study on the effect of repealing "don't ask, don't tell" one year after the fact, a dance studio offering kiddie pole dancing classes, the theft of ten million pounds of maple syrup worth $30 million, and the residents of Mont Vernon, New Hampshire voting to change the name of a ...
Sep. 17, 2012
Episode #6.139
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about who benefits from all of Amanda Bynes' driving infractions. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, April Richardson and Kurt Braunohler discuss Lindsay Lohan tweeting that Amanda Bynes isn't getting as rough a treatment for all her driving infractions than all her crimes, topless photos of Kate Middleton, the judges for the current season of American Idol being confirmed, Olympic gold medalist Shaun White getting arrested in a Nashville hotel after causing a disruption from being drunk, and a woman who wouldn't stop masturbating after ...
Sep. 18, 2012
Episode #6.140
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler tries to provide some answers to the burning question of our day. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ryan Stout, Retta and Ross Mathews discuss Lindsay Lohan helping mom Dina Lohan celebrate her fiftieth birthday, Mitt Romney's statement that he'd have a better shot at winning the election if his parents were Mexican, fans reporting that the photos of Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders' affair is a hoax, a woman arrested four times in twenty-six hours hours for blasting music too loudly, and eighteen airport workers being arrested for ...
Sep. 19, 2012
Episode #6.141
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the practical uses of Psy's "Gangnam Style", the song and associated dance that has taken America by storm via Youtube. Chelsea and her round table panelists James Davis, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Mo Mandel discuss the sorry state of Lately's current studio, rumors that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are back together, Lindsay Lohan being arrested yet again this time for leaving the scene of an accident where she hit a pedestrian while driving her Porsche, Amanda Bynes' three hour escapade at Starbucks, Clint Eastwood calling ...
Sep. 20, 2012
Episode #6.142
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she's done to get over being attacked by a sea lion while paddle-boarding off the coast of Malibu. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Arden Myrin and Matt Braunger discuss twenty-two year old Nick Gruber believing that he is being stalked by ex Calvin Klein, Elizabeth Hurley's new line of bikinis for toddlers and young girls, a report that states that by 2030 half of the US population will be obese, Chick-fil-a agreeing no longer to fund anti-gay groups, a Rhode Island school banning traditional mother-son and ...
Sep. 24, 2012
Episode #6.143
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, in the imminent move to new, improved studios, talks about when one knows she's made it in the entertainment business. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Ingrid Haas and Jo Koy discuss the recent fly over of the space shuttle Endeavor, the just held Emmy Awards, Paris Hilton being secretly audio-taped in a taxicab disparaging gay men, Dina Lohan talking about why she put daughter Lindsay Lohan into show business, and Kanye West's two sex tapes with two different women. And Chelsea chats with guest Carly Rae Jepsen about her ...
Sep. 25, 2012
Episode #6.144
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler indulges E!'s fans' wants to see the Kardashians. Chelsea and her round table panelists Mary Lynn Rajskub, 'Loni Love (I)' and Rob Delaney discuss Lady Gaga's 25-pound weight gain, Mitt Romney stating that he thinks airplane windows should open just in case the cabin fills with smoke, reports of a global shortage of bacon due to declining swine herds, Chick-fil-a denying reports that they will stop funding anti-gay groups, and new evidence that Jesus had a wife. Josh Wolf does a play-by-play commentary of a reenactment of the questionable ...
Sep. 26, 2012
Episode #6.145
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, who enjoys a good prank, talks about when a prank goes too far, and uses her staff to demonstrate that one can recover nicely from a mean high school prank. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Heather McDonald and Ross Mathews discuss rumors that Tom Cruise is leaving Scientology, rumors that Beyoncé Knowles is pregnant again, and a New Zealand man who had a small eel removed from his rectum. In a game show format, Heather and Chuy show how well they know their co-workers. And Chelsea chats with guest Penny Marshall about her new book ...
Sep. 27, 2012
Episode #6.146
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how she can apply the lessons learned in family based sitcoms to her own family relations. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brody Stevens, Sarah Colonna and Brad Wollack discuss Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart moving back in together again on a one month trial, Arnold Schwarzenegger's tell-all memoirs, a Hong Kong father who is willing to pay a man $65 million to woo/convert his lesbian daughter, and Rihanna throwing up in public while partying in Vegas. And Chelsea chats with guest Kristin Chenoweth about an injury incurred on the set of The Good Wife...
Oct. 1, 2012
Episode #6.147
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her fascination and at the same time repulsion with the show Polyamory: Married & Dating. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ryan Stout, Jen Kirkman and Josh Wolf discuss Grey Poupon mustard being picky about who they will accept as friends on their Facebook page, men who have female muscle fetishes and who will pay to wrestle with female bodybuilders, Westchester County inmates who are suing the county for $500 million for not being allowed to use dental floss, a man who called the police when he found a vibrator which his wife ...
Oct. 2, 2012
Episode #6.148
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with the assistance of the Cosmo Theatre Troupe, talks about how a woman can keep her breasts looking their best in preparation to wear that revealing Halloween costume. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dov Davidoff, Fortune Feimster and Ross Mathews discuss a suggestive photo of Dov, both Barack Obama and Mitt Romney trying to appeal to regular guy voters by going to where guys do regular guy things like bars and car races, a Minnesota bar having a pregnancy test dispenser in the women's restroom, the Malaysian Ministry of Education ...
Oct. 4, 2012
Episode #6.149
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about being a dog lover, especially of her dog Chunk, but with the help of a workplace video shows what a nightmare her dog Gary is and has been. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Ali Wong and Ben Gleib discuss a restaurant inside the Magic Kingdom at Disney World selling beer and wine starting in November, a study that reports that men's penises are getting smaller, and a study that reports that women speak less when men are around. Chuy Bravo provides another construction update from the new ...
Oct. 8, 2012
Episode #6.150
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, tired of the national political race, talks about the Vermont gubernatorial race. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brent Morin, Ingrid Haas and Matt Braunger discuss Hulk Hogan's sex tape, Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey's feud on American Idol, Lady Gaga vomiting on stage in Barcelona but who continued performing, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman separating after thirty years of marriage, David Blaine's latest magic trick where he stood in the middle of tesla coils, and a navy officer who was fired after he faked his own death to end an affair. Chuy Bravo...
Oct. 9, 2012
Episode #6.151
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with the assistance of the Seventeen Magazine Players, talks about embarrassing moments teens face. Chelsea and her round table panelists Nico Santos, April Richardson and T.J. Miller discuss Star Jones and Anderson Cooper's feud over Star's accusations that Anderson came out solely for publicity, Larry King's belief that marijuana should be legalized, a twenty year old Brazilian woman who is auctioning off her virginity for charity, and a sixty-one year old teacher who believes a student spiked her coffee with a glute boost. Chuy Bravo holds ...
Oct. 10, 2012
Episode #6.152
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she is voting for Barack Obama, specifically on issues surrounding females, sex and reproduction. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Arden Myrin and Greg Fitzsimmons discuss a new reality celebrity diving show, Kenny Rogers' new memoirs which describes his hard rocking lifestyle, 7/11's coffee cup poll on the presidential election, a man patrolling the streets of Michigan wearing a Batman costume, and a fifty year old Nebraska man accused of attacking his wife with a sandwich. Chuy Bravo provides another ...
Oct. 11, 2012
Episode #6.153
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about this episode being the last filmed in the studio where the show began. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Mo Mandel discuss Madonna's daughter Lourdes aka Lola Leon trying to get out of the spotlight by leaving home and paying for her own college education, a high school guidance counselor being fired for photos surfacing of her in lingerie taken when she previously worked as a model, a retired millionaire who spent $65,000 on matchmaking services being mad because he's still ...
Oct. 15, 2012
Episode #6.154
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler receives some advice from Sandra Bullock now that the show has moved to a new studio and is supposedly all grown-up. Chelsea and her round table panelists Heather McDonald, 'Loni Love (I)' and Ross Mathews discuss Sarah Palin writing a fitness book while she now looks extremely emaciated, Kanye West flipping out when Kim Kardashian was asked about her ex Reggie Bush, Felix Baumgartner setting several records by free-falling twenty-three miles from the stratosphere, Lindsay Lohan endorsing Mitt Romney for president, and Jay-Z warning Chris Brown not to hurt Rihanna...
Oct. 16, 2012
Episode #6.155
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how she feels about being in the new studio, and does so with a little help from guest Stacy Ferguson, aka "Fergie". Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Sarah Colonna and Jo Koy discuss dancing with Fergie during the opening, Honey Boo Boo's recent appearance on a local television talk show and why June Thompson aka Honey Boo Boo's mother says she will never appear on Chelsea's show, the status of the swear jar given to them by Jennifer Aniston yesterday, Brad Pitt's new commercial for Chanel No. 5, and Alex Rodríguez ...
Oct. 17, 2012
Episode #6.156
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how unrealistic 90210 has become. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Josh Wolf and Brad Wollack discuss last night's presidential debate, Nike canceling Lance Armstrong's endorsement contract, and Blackberry users now feeling like social outcasts. And Chelsea chats with guest Miley Cyrus about attending a party recently at Chelsea's house, a recent encounter with Flavor Flav in Las Vegas, being a fan of Honey Boo Boo, working on her most recent recording, her upcoming appearance on Two and a Half Men and working with Ashton Kutcher...
Oct. 18, 2012
Episode #6.157
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about wanting to discover the next big thing, and what she will be doing over the weekend to pay tribute to that next big thing. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kerri Kenney-Silver, Fortune Feimster and Lavell Crawford discuss Joe Jackson displaying a gun while attending an awards show, the video of a German man doing a cannonball into a frozen pool, a woman in Maine charged with running a prostitution ring out of her zumba dance studio with the former mayor of South Portland listed as one of the clients, Tom Cruise rumored to be ...
Oct. 22, 2012
Episode #6.158
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what Persian singer Gnesa's video has done to inspire her, and what Chelsea's staff thinks about her inspiration. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brent Morin, Jen Kirkman and Dov Davidoff discuss Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel getting married, Britney Spears' former manager Sam Lutfi suing her parents for breach of contract, a Brooklyn middle school teacher fined for bribing his students with no homework passes if they bought his homemade soap, and Banana Boat recalling some of their sunscreen after reports that some people ...
Oct. 23, 2012
Episode #6.159
In the show opening, a debate is held between the candidates for Chelsea Lately office manager, the incumbent being Chelsea Handler and her opponent being Chuy Bravo. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Liz Carey and Ryan Stout discuss last night's final presidential debate, judge Carrie Ann Inaba falling off her chair during Dancing with the Stars, two Hooters Restaurants on Long Island closing since they've lost business to their competitor Canz, and a report that certain drugstore chains are refilling prescriptions without the customers asking for them. Chelsea receives advice on...
Oct. 24, 2012
Episode #6.160
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she may change her anti-marriage stance. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Arden Myrin and Matt Braunger discuss Donald Trump bribing Barack Obama to release his college records and applications in return for a $5 million donation to a charity of his choice, Chelsea's "feud" with Mariah Carey, a forty-five year old ex-employee of Magic Johnson's claiming she was terminated because she wouldn't cater to his eccentricities, misinformation being provided to elderly minority group Floridians about how to vote in the ...
Oct. 25, 2012
Episode #6.161
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she's done to rejuvenate herself, which involved Lifetime Network programming. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, James Davis and Ross Mathews discuss Stacy Keibler stating that she has no intention of getting married or having kids, James Franco recording a duet with Smokey Robinson, Mariah Carey reportedly spending $1,500 on an eight hour massage while watching Brüno in a continuous loop, and animal rights activist Pamela Anderson planning on tickling turkeys on Thanksgiving rather than eating them. And Chelsea chats ...
Oct. 29, 2012
Episode #6.162
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the tradition of the seventh inning stretch at baseball games. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Ali Wong and Kurt Braunohler discuss the break-up of Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy, an intruder on Tom Cruise's property, Kelsey Grammer taking his three-month old child to the Playboy Mansion for a Halloween party, reports that Jessica Simpson's father Joe Simpson is gay, and a new female version of Viagara in the form of a nasal spray. And Chelsea chats with guest Halle Berry about playing six different characters in her new ...
Oct. 30, 2012
Episode #6.163
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about news stations placing their correspondents in Hurricane Sandy's path. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Mary Lynn Rajskub and Josh Wolf discuss sign language interpreter Lydia Callis emerging as the star of the Hurricane Sandy news coverage, Nadya Suleman aka the Octomom checking into rehab, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise seeing two people dressed as them for Halloween, a new study that found the air in Rome is filled with traces of cocaine and marijuana, and a study that found watching horror films can burn close to 200 ...
Oct. 31, 2012
Episode #6.164
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, on this Halloween, talks about what would be her scariest Halloween nightmare. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brody Stevens, 'Loni Love (I)' and Gary Valentine discuss Gene Hackman slapping a homeless man after the homeless man called Hackman's wife the "C" word, Americans expecting to spend $8 billion on Halloween, many New York area residents going to Craigslist for hurricane hook-ups, and rules in the house where the X Factor contestants are living. Brad Wollack acts as the correspondent from the premiere of Fun Size. And Chelsea...
Nov. 1, 2012
Episode #6.165
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler and assistant Chuy Bravo celebrate the start of Movember with a special procedure. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Hardwick, April Richardson and Mo Mandel discuss reports that Amanda Bynes walked naked through the public areas of a tanning salon, Justin Bieber being spotted at a Dallas area Hooters, small boobs coming back into style, ex-WWE wrestler Amy Weber releasing naked photos of herself after her laptop with those photos was stolen as she expected them to be leaked by whoever stole the laptop, and a new reality divorce show ...
Nov. 5, 2012
Episode #6.166
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how she deals with special requests and makes a special request of her own. Chelsea and her round table panelists Sarah Colonna, Arden Myrin and Fortune Feimster discuss Britney Spears having a book deal with Harper-Collins to write a novel, Leonardo DiCaprio breaking up with the latest in a long string of supermodels, and a man hitting his girlfriend with his pet python. And Chelsea chats with guest Ellen Barkin about her new show The New Normal, why she's stopped working out, being technologically inept and treating Twitter like texting, and an ...
Nov. 6, 2012
Episode #6.167
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, on this election day, talks about what she considers the more important election than the one taking place on the national stage. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brent Morin, Heather McDonald and Nico Santos discuss a proposition on the California ballot that if passed would require porn actors to wear condoms, Michael Lohan taking credit for the intervention on Nadya Suleman aka the Octomom which got her into rehab, and a pizza delivery man peeing on a customer's doorstep for not getting a tip. And Chelsea's guest, her chef brother Roy Handler...
Nov. 7, 2012
Episode #6.168
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the presidential election and the news coverage of it. Chelsea and her round table panelists Theo Von, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Jo Koy discuss President Barack Obama's children going through puberty during his second term in office, Brian Williams calling out Donald Trump on his tweet stating the election results were a travesty, an overly patriotic woman standing behind Obama when he made his election night speech, legalization of gay marriage and recreational marijuana use passing in several states, the election of the first...
Nov. 8, 2012
Episode #6.169
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she does to preoccupy her days and why what she was doing recently was so illuminating. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Ingrid Haas and Ross Mathews discuss Jermaine Jackson wanting to change his last name legally to Jacksun, a video of what Chelsea believes is turtle on turtle rape, a woman in Kenya naming her newborn twins Barack Obama and Mitt Romney, reports that Charlie Sheen threatened to kill a man, and mishaps when people went to vote in the recent presidential election. And Chelsea chats with guest Hayden Panettiere...
Nov. 12, 2012
Episode #6.170
In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews talks about it feeling like the holiday season, but why he feels so bummed out about it. Ross and his round table panelists Jeff Wild, Jen Kirkman and Ryan Stout discuss Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez breaking up, CIA head David Petraeus resigning because he had an extramarital affair, the blue gingham dress that Judy Garland wore in The Wizard of Oz selling at auction for $480,000, and Oprah Winfrey going into the organic food business. Chelsea conducts her latest employee review, this time of Chuy Bravo and her book agent Michael Broussard together. And ...
Nov. 13, 2012
Episode #6.171
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the Chelsea Lately dance crew needing some diversity. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Loni Love and Matt Braunger discuss David Petraeus whistle-blower Jill Kelley receiving suggestive photos from the FBI operative she dealt with in reporting the Petraeus affair to him, an online petition with more than 400,000 signatures requesting that Macy's discontinue carrying the Donald Trump brand of merchandise, and fifty elephants in India going on a drunken rampage. Chelsea decides which of her staff members will ...
Nov. 14, 2012
Episode #6.172
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about evangelist Pat Robertson's take on why David Petraeus had an extramarital affair. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Annie Lederman and Kurt Braunohler discuss Channing Tatum being named People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, the life of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez following their break-up, and an eighty-year old man being carded at Hooters and not being served since he had no ID. Chelsea shows footage of her, Chuy Bravo and Brad Wollack flying with the Sky Ace Combat Team. Chelsea chats with guest Nate Berkus about his book "The Things ...
Nov. 15, 2012
Episode #6.173
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler wants to educate her staff and viewers, most specifically about the scandal surrounding David Petraeus. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Bobby Lee and Marc Maron discuss the latest on the Petraeus scandal, someone hacking into an electronic road sign, a couple having sex in a car delaying a train since the train conductor thought they were committing suicide, and a woman who routinely drove on a sidewalk to avoid a school bus being ordered by the judge to stand for an extended period of time in public carrying a sign ...
Nov. 18, 2012
Episode #6.174
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about playing upon one's fears. Chelsea and her round table panelists Mo Mandel, Natasha Leggero and T.J. Miller discuss Jenny McCarthy kissing Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards 2012, Mitt Romney seen out on a date with wife Ann to see The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 followed by a pizza, Rihanna so far being fined $300,000 on her latest tour because she's always late for her chartered 777 plane, Britney Spears and Jason Trawick calling off their wedding, and reports stating that college may no longer be worth attending. Chelsea chats with guests Rascal Flatts about their latest ...
Nov. 20, 2012
Episode #6.175
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about taking one's passion for food to an extreme. Chelsea and her round table panelists James Davis, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Ross Mathews discuss early reviews for Liz & Dick, Katie Holmes calling daughter Suri Cruise "Sara" in public, and San Francisco supervisors contemplating implementing a bylaw that would ban anyone over five from exposing his or her genitals or anal region in public. Chelsea talks about a possible legal case against her by one of her staff. And Chelsea chats with guest Pitbull about his latest CD "Global ...
Nov. 21, 2012
Episode #6.176
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, on this hump day, gets the Seventeen Magazine Players to investigate whether her vagina is normal. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Sarah Colonna and Dov Davidoff discuss the upcoming television special Extreme Cougar Wives, a middle school in Maine teaching about homosexual foreplay during their diversity day, an article that explains why female celebrities often date their bodyguard after a break-up, and a study from Taiwan that found that crystal meth may fight the flu. And Chelsea chats with guest Max Greenfield about his show New Girl...
Nov. 23, 2012
Episode #6.177
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about having Thanksgiving dinner with her staff. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Heather McDonald and Josh Wolf discuss Lindsay Lohan's upcoming movie The Canyons, reports that one in three women feels depressed after sex, female patrons of Ryan Gosling's Beverly Hills eatery mad that he's never there, and a woman in Pittsburgh creating "the milk truck" which is a safe space for women to breast feed. And Chelsea chats with guest Ginnifer Goodwin about playing Snow White in Once Upon a Time, shooting the show in Vancouver, not casting ...
Nov. 26, 2012
Episode #6.178
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she did for Thanksgiving. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Morgan Murphy and Matt Braunger discuss what they thought of the television movie Liz & Dick, Charlie Sheen giving Lindsay Lohan $100,000 to help pay her back taxes, Angus T. Jones becoming a born again Christian and urging people not to watch his show Two and a Half Men, Chris Brown taking down his Twitter account after an on-line argument with comic Jenny Johnson, and Justin Bieber wearing overalls to meet the Prime Minister of Canada. And Chelsea chats with guest Marion Cotillard...
Nov. 27, 2012
Episode #6.179
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her relationship with her brother Roy, and how it is different than a brother-sister relationship depicted in a recent coffee commercial. Chelsea and her round table panelists Mary Lynn Rajskub, Fortune Feimster and Gary Valentine discuss an update on the Two and a Half Men star Angus T. Jones controversy where he has been telling the public not to watch it since it is depraved, GQ's list of the twenty-five least influential people, a group of high school girls handing out urine tainted cupcakes to people they didn't like, and a study that states ...
Nov. 28, 2012
Episode #6.180
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about being able to relate to being a mother by watching Teen Mom 2. Chelsea and her round table panelists Joe Matarese, April Richardson and Jo Koy discuss reports that Jessica Simpson is pregnant again, Angus T. Jones apologizing for his negative comments against his show Two and a Half Men, Lindsay Lohan stating that she wants a role on a sitcom based on her real life experiences, and the $500 million Powerball jackpot draw tonight. And Chelsea chats with guest Alessandra Ambrosio about wearing a $2.5 million bra for next week's Victoria's Secret fashion show,...
Nov. 29, 2012
Episode #6.181
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what ended the recently reported thirty-six hours of no violent crime in New York City. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brody Stevens, Arden Myrin and Chris Hardwick discuss Mitt Romney having lunch at the White House with President Barack Obama, rapper and music producer Ryan Leslie reneging on a Youtube video vow to pay $1 million to whoever found his stolen laptop, and Carnival Cruises telling its passengers on a drag-themed cruise that they can only be in drag in the privacy of their cabins. And Chelsea chats with guest Blake Shelton...
Dec. 3, 2012
Episode #6.182
In her opening monologue, guest host Amanda De Cadenet talks about how her hosting experience on her own show The Conversation has prepared her for this guest hosting gig. Amanda and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Sarah Colonna and T.J. Miller discuss Kate Middleton being pregnant, Pope Benedict XVI announcing that he will join the world of Twitter, Taylor Swift and Harry Styles possibly dating, and studies that find that straight men are attracted to women that look like themselves. Outtakes from the show are shown. And Amanda chats with guest Adrien Brody about his movie Detachment, interviewing a man ...
Dec. 4, 2012
Episode #6.183
In her opening monologue, guest host Kristin Chenoweth gets to employ one of the many tips she's provided to Chelsea about raising the caliber of the show. Kristin and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Heather McDonald and Ryan Stout discuss Barbara Walters choosing Honey Boo Boo as one of the most fascinating people of 2012, eighty-six year old Hugh M. Hefner being engaged again to former fiancée, twenty-six year old Crystal Hefner née Harris, and Harvard University approving an on-campus club devoted to kinky sex. Outtakes from the show are shown. And Kristin chats with guest Dwight Yoakam about ...
Dec. 5, 2012
Episode #6.184
In her opening monologue, guest host Casey Wilson talks about what she learned about the show from this guest hosting gig. Casey and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Loni Love and Bobby Lee discuss John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John teaming up for a new Christmas CD, Eminem's sixteen year old daughter Hailie Jade Mathers tweeting that Taylor Swift is a whore for dating her crush Harry Styles, the antics of a drunk Georgia woman at a sports bar, and Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen selling a limited edition (twelve) pill purse for $55,000 apiece. Outtakes from the show are shown. And Casey chats with...
Dec. 6, 2012
Episode #6.185
In his opening monologue, guest host David Grohl talks about his different sensibility in preparing for the show than that of the staff writers. Dave and his round table panelists Ross Mathews, Jen Kirkman and Kurt Braunohler discuss Justin Bieber receiving no Grammy nominations which were just announced, today being the first day that recreational marijuana use is legal in Washington state, a teenager with Tourette's being kicked out of his soccer league for yelling profanities at a referee, and an Italian couple suing their forty-one year old son to evict him from their house where ...
Dec. 10, 2012
Episode #6.186
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the various items signifying that it's the Christmas season. Chelsea and her round table panelists Nico Santos, Arden Myrin and Mo Mandel discuss Wendy Williams stating that she thinks Beyoncé Knowles sounds like a fifth grader when she speaks, Mitt Romney seen out at a boxing match over the weekend, today being the twentieth anniversary of the text message, and a monkey seen shopping at Ikea in Toronto. As it is the third day of Hannukah, Chuy Bravo explains the finer points of Judaism for this holiday season. And Chelsea chats with...
Dec. 11, 2012
Episode #6.187
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about watching television detective shows to figure out a mystery that's been happening in her kitchen of late. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brian Jarvis, Fortune Feimster and Jo Koy discuss Lindsay Lohan skipping a court appearance because she's following The Wanted on tour, she not yet having thanked Charlie Sheen for the $100,000 he gave her to pay her taxes, more people getting pregnant on December 11th than any other day of the year, Ice-T angry with wife Coco Austin for photos she tweeted with another rapper, a Tokyo ...
Dec. 12, 2012
Episode #6.188
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the latest advertisement that uses sex to sell. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, James Davis and Ross Mathews discuss Lindsay Lohan's parole being revoked, Russell Crowe seen in romantic embraces with Billy Joel's ex-wife Katie Lee Joel, Pope Benedict XVI sending his first tweet today, a mall Santa in Maine fired for being rude, and Mariah Carey throwing a party at a New York ice cream shop. And Chelsea chats with guest Adam Levine about Maroon 5's latest CD "Overexposed", having known Irving Azoff since he was a child, his previous ...
Dec. 13, 2012
Episode #6.189
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about Pope Benedict XVI entering the world of Twitter yesterday. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Greg Fitzsimmons discuss the fact of tonight being the Chelsea Lately holiday staff party, last year's party where Chelsea hooked up with one of her regular round table panelists who she refuses to name, a woman caught in Spain trying to smuggle cocaine into the country in her breast implants, Britney Spears being the top earning musician of 2012, the 121212 Hurricane Sandy relief concert, and the Golden ...
Dec. 17, 2012
Episode #6.190
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her staff Christmas party and its aftermath. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Ingrid Haas and T.J. Miller discuss Lindsay Lohan finally thanking Charlie Sheen for loaning her $100,000 to pay her taxes, Lindsay unfollowing The Wanted on their latest tour, a company producing Christmas ornaments shaped like men's testicles to raise money for and awareness of testicular cancer, ABC considering a sitcom based on Justin Bieber's awkward teen-aged years, and Patrick Dempsey shaving his legs and abstaining from sex to improve his...
Dec. 18, 2012
Episode #6.191
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about New Year's resolutions, even of the most seemingly impossible of goals. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dov Davidoff, April Richardson and Gary Valentine discuss Tom Cruise buying daughter Suri Cruise a $13.5 million home for Christmas, the new trend to costuming being slutty Christmas outfits, on-line reviews of Chicago massage parlors that provide sexual favors, Deadmau5 proposing to Katherine von Drachenberg aka Kat von D on Twitter, and a Newsweek article that states that certain agricultural crops will disappear with global warming. And ...
Dec. 19, 2012
Episode #6.192
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her habit of conducting employee evaluations during the Christmas season. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Hardwick, Loni Love and Kurt Braunohler discuss what Chelsea gave herself as a Christmas gift, the cast of Jersey Shore talking about their future after the show concludes, Cathay Pacific flight attendants threatening not to serve alcohol or smile until their contract is settled, hoarding, binge eating and skin picking now being classified as mental disorders, and a spike in sales of hillbilly porn. Chelsea ...
Dec. 20, 2012
Episode #6.193
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how she achieves euphoria. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Heather McDonald and Ryan Stout discuss a report by Daily News that Kim Kardashian is hurting Kanye West's career, Queen Elizabeth II filming her annual Christmas message in 3D, and fans of the Jack Reacher novel series disappointed by the choice of Tom Cruise to play the character in the movie. Chelsea mentions a potential suit brought against her by two of her staff members and the high powered advice they have received on the matter. And Chelsea chats with guest ...
Dec. 24, 2012
Episode #6.194
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, as a Jew, feels well prepared to tell the story of Christmas on this Christmas Eve. Chelsea and her round table panelists Liz Carey, Sarah Colonna and Ross Mathews discuss a local police force in Canada sending Christmas cards to past criminals, women comprising eighty percent of all people one hundred years of age or older, wine consumption in France dropping to an all time low, and a Bristol University study that found that women ogle at photos of women more often than they do at photos of men. Chuy Bravo imparts some of his home ...
Dec. 25, 2012
Episode #6.195
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with the help of the Chelsea Lately Bitter Elf Choir, talks about their Scrooge attitude toward Christmas. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Annie Lederman and Matt Braunger discuss the discovery that many teenagers still believe in Santa Claus, a teen-aged girl from New Jersey who wants Hasbro to make EZ Bake Ovens for boys as well, a Christmas gift Chelsea received from a fan named Matthew Smith, and a New York doctor who came up with "pokertox" which is a botox procedure to give poker players game face. Chelsea ...
Dec. 26, 2012
Episode #6.196
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with the help of the Cosmo Theatre Troupe, provides sex advice for those who are still horny despite feeling over-satiated on this day after Christmas. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Jen Kirkman and Josh Wolf discuss a Denny's in Las Vegas which has now opened a wedding chapel, marriage being on the decline, representatives from Ikea apologizing for deleting images of women from their Saudi Arabian furniture catalog, a Nielsen study that found that one-third of Americans are using social media while in the ...
Jan. 2, 2013
Episode #6.197
This compilation show is centered on the theme The Voice. It strings together three previously aired interviews host Chelsea Handler has conducted on the show, namely with three of The Voice's judges, Christina Aguilera, Blake Shelton and Adam Levine. The Aguilera interview originally aired October 18, 2012, the Shelton interview originally aired November 29, 2012, and the Levine interview originally aired December 12, 2012.
Jan. 3, 2013
Episode #6.198
This compilation show is centered on the theme of sexy people. It strings together three previously aired interviews host Chelsea Handler has conducted on the show, namely with Gerard Butler, Anne Hathaway and Pitbull. The Butler interview originally aired December 10, 2012, the Hathaway interview originally aired December 17, 2012, and the Pitbull interview originally aired November 20, 2012.