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John Paul Fedele | ... |
Seymoure Ass
(as John Fedele)
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Sabrina Faire | ... |
Fannie Sparrow
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Darian Caine | ... |
Charlina
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A.J. Khan | ... |
Brunhilda Patel
(as AJ Khan)
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Alexia Moore | ... |
Nude Dishwasher
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Lora Renee | ... |
Cute Sailor
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Jennifer Stanczak | ... |
Skipper
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Jackie Stevens | ... |
Dancing Girl
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Duane Polcou | ... |
Jack Friskell
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Dan Schwab | ... |
Kinky Kong
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Jimmy Doyle | ... |
Native
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Adolfo Candray | ... |
Bum
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Johnny Irons | ... |
Adult Film Star
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Jillian Panzella | ... |
Sailor
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Molly Heartbreaker | ... |
Tattooed Girl
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In Manhattan, Seymour is a fast-talking, flatulent, frustrated director of titillation flicks, in search of fame and fortune. With a crudely drawn map, he sets sail for Bone Island, his crew including Fanny, his latest discovery. The island is home to the legendary Kinky Kong, a massive gorilla. The crew overcomes the ape and takes him back to New York to exhibit - but chains break, and the ape is on the loose. Liberty is in danger. Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>
Seriously, what the farce.
Cheap attempt at a parody of the classic King Kong. Unfortunately, a total failure.
At first I was reeled in by the concept of the film and totally ready to ROFL. But what an unpleasant surprise. One might watch for the bad porn, but everything else is unbearable, from acting and filming to special effects.
The crew is definitely not representative of 21st century filmmakers, and the cast... well, I guess the producers couldn't find anyone else willing. Understandable.