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Kinky Kong (2006)

In Manhattan, Seymour is a fast-talking, flatulent, frustrated director of titillation flicks, in search of fame and fortune. With a crudely drawn map, he sets sail for Bone Island, his ... See full summary »

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Director: Michael Dougherty
Stars: Millie Bobby Brown, Vera Farmiga, Kyle Chandler
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Cast overview, first billed only:
John Paul Fedele ...
Seymoure Ass (as John Fedele)
Sabrina Faire ...
Fannie Sparrow
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Charlina
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Brunhilda Patel (as AJ Khan)
Alexia Moore ...
Nude Dishwasher
Lora Renee ...
Cute Sailor
Jennifer Stanczak ...
Skipper
Jackie Stevens ...
Dancing Girl
Duane Polcou ...
Jack Friskell
Dan Schwab ...
Kinky Kong
Jimmy Doyle ...
Native
Adolfo Candray ...
Bum
Johnny Irons ...
Adult Film Star
Jillian Panzella ...
Sailor
Molly Heartbreaker ...
Tattooed Girl
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In Manhattan, Seymour is a fast-talking, flatulent, frustrated director of titillation flicks, in search of fame and fortune. With a crudely drawn map, he sets sail for Bone Island, his crew including Fanny, his latest discovery. The island is home to the legendary Kinky Kong, a massive gorilla. The crew overcomes the ape and takes him back to New York to exhibit - but chains break, and the ape is on the loose. Liberty is in danger. Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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Rated R for sexual content and language | See all certifications »
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20 May 2012 | by (Seoul, South Korea) – See all my reviews

Seriously, what the farce.

Cheap attempt at a parody of the classic King Kong. Unfortunately, a total failure.

At first I was reeled in by the concept of the film and totally ready to ROFL. But what an unpleasant surprise. One might watch for the bad porn, but everything else is unbearable, from acting and filming to special effects.

The crew is definitely not representative of 21st century filmmakers, and the cast... well, I guess the producers couldn't find anyone else willing. Understandable.


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