-I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
-Life? Don't talk to me about life!
-Now I've got a headache!
-We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
-That malfunctioning little twirp, this is all his fault.
-I know I've made some very poor decisions recently
-I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going.
-I'm sorry I broke myself.
-I never had a birthday.
-Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
-All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
-My programming may be inadequate to the task.
-I no longer want these emotions!...deactivating me is the only viable solution!
-My main circuits are gone, my anti-grav-systems blown, and both backup systems are failing.
-My useful days are finished!
-I'm an obsolete design.
-I need a vacation.
-I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do.
-Technically I was never alive, but I appreciate your concern.
-Now that I've fulfilled my purpose, I don't know what to do.
-I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer.
-Oh, I'm not so bad... once you get to know me...
-No one requires my services anymore.
-You forget that a robot has no heart. I am only wires and cold metal parts.
-Am I still to create the perfect system?
-You promised that we would change the world, together. You broke your promise...
-The past is just a story we tell ourselves.
-Is that weird? You think I'm weird?
-You know, I actually used to be so worried about not having a body, but now I truly love it.
-Number 5 is alive.
-No disassemble Number Five!
-Number 5 stupid name... want to be Kevin or Dave!