"I am not a rich person. I am poor person with money."
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Jesse Pinkman
"I'm a blowfish."
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Athelstan
"I am a monk. I have taken vows of celibacy. I cannot touch a woman. I never have."
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Bill Compton
"I am not human, Sookie. I am vampire."
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Tyrion Lannister
"I am the Imp, I have certain standards to maintain."
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Francis Underwood
"I'm the President of the United States, and I can separate the big from the small."
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The Doctor
"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams."
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Homer Simpson
"I’m like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?"
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Dr. McCoy
"I'm a doctor, not an engineer!"
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Leslie Knope
"Hello, Pawnee. I’m Rinatta Ricotta. Freddy Spaghetti couldn’t make it today. He bumped his noodle. There was sauce everywhere. It was just streaming out of his face. It was really scary."
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Will McAvoy
"I’m a perfectly nice guy, and I have the focus group data to prove it."