Sergeant Kabukiman: I was depressed, I was confused and I was turning Japanese.
Jughead: Who are you?
Sergeant Kabukiman: [looks into camera, then back at Jughead] I'm Kabukiman.
[reference to the 1989 version of Batman]
Sergeant Kabukiman: I like a dog-faced monkey that has an appreciation for expensive sports cars.
Lotus: Remove yourself from my body, you filthy oaf!
Female Reporter: How did you feel when you saw rivulets of blood flowing down his beautiful kabuki costume?
Reginald Stuart: It has begun! My time has come!
Lotus: At the end of Mercury's next journey, the Dragon shall dance through the hoop of Jupiter. If at that moment the Monkey will ride the Jaguar and the Tiger will feast on the Nubile, the order of the Universe will be such that the Evil One will reign supreme for Eternity!
Ichiro: [dying words] You can kill me... but you can't kill the spirit of Kabukiman!