Lula: This whole world's wild at heart and weird on top.
Idiot Punk: You look like a clown in that stupid jacket.
Sailor: This is a snakeskin jacket! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief... in personal freedom.
Idiot Punk: Asshole.
Sailor: C'mere.
Lula: You got me hotter than Georgia asphalt.
Cousin Dell: I'm making my lunch!
OO Spool: My dog barks, some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type o' dog which I have. Perhaps you might even picture Toto... from "The Wizard of Oz." But I can tell you, my dog is all ways with me. ARF!
Sailor: Man, I had a boner with a capital "O".
Lula: Uh oh. Baby, you'd better get me back to that hotel. You got me hotter than Georgia asphalt.
Sailor: I'd like to apologize to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson in life.
Sailor: She turns over, peels off them orange pants, spreads her legs real wide and says to me..."Take a bite of Peach."
Sailor: Stab it and steer.
Good Witch: Don't turn away from love, Sailor.
Bobby Peru: Sing. Don't cry.
Marcelles Santos: You want me to shoot Sailor... in the brains... with a gun?
Marietta Fortune: Yes.
Marcelles Santos: In the forehead?
Marietta Fortune: Yes.
Marcelles Santos: Wrong. It's always better to blow a hole through the back of the head, right through to the bridge of the nose. Lots of irreparable brain damage.
Sailor: Rockin' good news.
Bobby Peru: Say it! I'll tear your fuckin' heart out, girl!
Lula: It's Night of the Livin' fuckin' Dead!
Sailor: Those toenails dry yet, sweetheart? We got some dancin' to do.
Bob Ray Lemon: Marietta tells me you been tryin to fuck her in the toilet for the past ten minutes... How 'bout that, tryin to fuck your girl's mama... Tell me, what's that little cunt Lula think about that?
Sailor: Uh-oh.
Marietta Fortune: [stumbling into men's room with a martini] Yoo-hoo! Sailor boy! How would you like to fuck Lula's momma?
Sailor: Uh, no ma'am, I sure don't...
Marietta Fortune: Lula's momma would like to fuck you. Come on.
Sailor: Ms. Fortune, I really think you need a cup of coffee. I really do.
Bobby Peru: Ya know, I sure do like a girl with nice tits like yours who talks tough and looks like she can fuck like a bunny. Do you fuck like that? Cause if ya do, I'll fuck ya good. Like a big ol' jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru don't come up for air.
Bobby Peru: Speaking of Jack, One eyed Jack's yearning to go a peeping in a seafood store!
[Sailor's gun doesn't fire]
Bobby Peru: It's full of dummies, dummy!
Sailor: [to Lula] The way your head works is God's own private mystery.
Bobby Peru: I gotta take a piss bad, can I use your head?
Lula: Uh... yeah, I guess.
Bobby Peru: I don't mean your head-head. I'm not gonna piss on your head, your hair and all, I'm just gonna piss in the toilet. Y'all take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru.
Bobby Peru: Say cheese!
[Shoots bank employee]
Sailor: Cool it man!
Bobby Peru: You're next... fucker!
[Sailor's gun doesn't fire]
Bobby Peru: Those are... dummies... dummy!
Girl in Accident: [shocked and bleeding] I got bobby pin...
[showing a bobby pin]
Girl in Accident: It was bobby pin...
Girl in Accident: [looking for her wallet in her pocket] I can't find it. My mother's gonna kill me. It's got all my cards in it, and it was in my pocket, and now my pocket's gone. Gotta help me find it, my mother's gonna kill me. It's got all my cards in it, and it was in my pocket. It was in my pocket...
[shouting]
Girl in Accident: My purse is gone! My purse is gone, now she tells me!
Sailor: That ain't never will happen, baby. Least not in our lifetime.
Bobby Peru: My name's Bobby Peru, like the country.
Lula: Cheez Louise! Sailor, baby, you're really somethin'!
Marietta Fortune: Buffalo hunting? I've gone buffalo huntin'? What the fuck does that mean? Buffalo huntin'!
Marietta Fortune: The fuckah split!