Probably end up with a lot of burn-marks around the apartment and have no chance of getting back your security deposit.
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Clark Kent
Might be a little obsessive compulsive about keeping things clean and neat?
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Wolverine
Might pick fights with your chihuahua?
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Tony Stark
He'd be uncomfortably smooth and witty around your potential dates.
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Hellboy
Hard to get the smell of sulfur out of the sofa.
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Dr. Bruce Banner
If he insists he paid his share of the rent/utilities, yet you know he's wrong, you've got a real problem on your hands. (via DoctorColonelAlfredEBellowsMD)
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Rorschach
-Constantly yelling: Where is my FACE?!!!
-If you live in an apartment building above ground level, do NOT bug him too much; he WILL drop you down the elevator shaft. (Suggested by Rafael_M)
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Would insist on paying rent on the 5th of November, even though the landlord made it very clear it's due on the 1st of each month. (via Rafael_M)
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Mighty Mouse
It would get incredibly annoying to hear him yell "Here he comes to save the day!" when you ask him to pass in a spare roll of toilet paper. (via Yrnej)
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Metro Man
You: "I thought we agreed before you moved in! No guitar while I'm in the apartment!" (via BoltBait)
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Batman
Keeps erasing your answering machine message, replacing with (deep voice) "I'm Batman…"
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Dr. Manhattan
Keeps trying to make the case (unconvincingly) that doesn't really matter WHEN he takes his turn to clean the bathroom.
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John Constantine
He's ok once you get to know him, but some of his friends that come over are a bit sketchy and overstay their welcome.
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Pyro
Offers to cook dinner frequently, but usually ends up burning it. (via Dan Dassow)
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Frozone
Helpful if you got a sudden need of ice cubes, but the room can get kind of chilly at times… (via cartman_1337)