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One of the dumber and least respected of the political pundits. -- Donald Trump

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If I ever tweet about "squad goals", don't worry about killing me. I'll already be dead.

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New Radiohead and new Chance this week = very good week for music.

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"Yes this is your doctor Chim Richalds." -- John Miller

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Crazy Bernie!https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/731288678451019776 …

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

If Crooked Hillary Clinton can't close the deal on Crazy Bernie, how is she going to take on China, Russia, ISIS and all of the others?

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"You're, uh, breaking up...I'm going through a tunnel..."https://twitter.com/jameshohmann/status/731225384625307648 …

James Hohmann @jameshohmann

Trump's line went silent, then dead, this afternoon when WaPo asked: “Did you ever employ someone named John Miller as a spokesperson?"

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This professor has predicted every presidential election since 1984. He's still trying to figure out 2016.http://wpo.st/l9D_1

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I see you guy in the "Make America Great Again" hat right behind home plate at the Nats game.

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Ben Revere LOVES to bounce out to 2nd base.

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Another State Dinner snubbing.

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Leader in the clubhouse...https://twitter.com/jimbrady/status/731278499185606660 …

Jim Brady @jimbrady

@TheFix The Caps.

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GOOD CALLhttps://twitter.com/pbump/status/731278473839443969 …

Philip Bump @pbump

@TheFix The Sun.

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It's Friday night. Who had the Worst Week in Washington? And why?

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Chris Cillizza ‏@TheFix 14 hours ago

Donald Trump is setting a new standard for lack of transparencyhttp://wpo.st/er8_1

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Middle name: Thorp. Last name: Vhttps://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/731194371715018754 …

Frank Thorp V @frankthorp

As someone without a middle name, I find this Donald Trump fake spokesman name generator discriminatory: http://wapo.st/1TCdKcR

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Chris Cillizza ‏@TheFix 15 hours ago

Donald Trump’s antitrust attack on Jeff Bezos doesn’t make much sensehttp://wpo.st/5j7_1

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Chris Cillizza ‏@TheFix 15 hours ago

My fake Donald Trump spokesman name is "Christopher Peterson."http://wpo.st/2f7_1

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Tanya Sichynsky ‏@tanyasic 20 hours ago

ICYMI, @TheFix hosted a @Quora Session this week and was asked to compare candidates to #GameofThrones charactershttps://www.quora.com/What-character-would-represent-Donald-Trump-Hillary-Clinton-and-Bernie-Sanders-in-Game-of-Thrones/answer/Chris-Cillizza?srid=hO9o …

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Wait, do we? If so, I need to know where to apply for it!https://twitter.com/johnsmith112221/status/731156081825570816 …

John @JohnSmith112221

Does Bezos have a bonus for each and every dumb "negative" story WaPo runs on Trump?? This is beyond retarded. @TheFix

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Chris Cillizza ‏@TheFix 21 hours ago

The amazing story of Donald Trump's old spokesman, John Barron — who was actually Donald Trump himselfhttp://wpo.st/V6yZ1

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Best. Friday. Ever.https://twitter.com/pastfrontrunner/status/731102665007108096 …

Past Frontrunners @pastfrontrunner

Hi, guys. I’m back. 179 days before the general in: 2004 - Bush +2.2 2008 - Obama +3 2012 - Obama +1.3 http://wapo.st/1sjUevP

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Chris Cillizza ‏@TheFix 22 hours ago

That time Donald Trump pretended to be a publicist for Donald Trump.https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/donald-trump-alter-ego-barron/2016/05/12/02ac99ec-16fe-11e6-aa55-670cabef46e0_story.html?asdfk …

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"A lot of people are going to be doing polls this month." -- Rep. Pete King on Donald Trump and the Republican House.

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Save yourselves! It's too late for me!https://twitter.com/DVNJr/status/730952045432328192 …

Don Van Natta Jr. @DVNJr

Don't get old, kids. pic.twitter.com/LL4wa2nl7X

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They're on to us JB!!!https://twitter.com/chuckrossdc/status/730934173884518401 …

Chuck Ross @ChuckRossDC

Whatever man, we know he sends his marching orders by drone. https://twitter.com/thefix/status/730931376292282368 …

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I am assuming this is about Tottenhamhttps://twitter.com/ngreenberg/status/730933380154449921 …

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[phone rings] "Oh hey Jeff. Oh you have some marching orders? Yeah let me get a pen to write it all down."https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/730919983614660608 …

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy

Trump goes after @JeffBezos in Hannity interview tonight, implies Bezos is why WaPo is digging into his history pic.twitter.com/HsArjIrWVc

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Megan, I will DM you my home address. Just send them over. Thanks!https://twitter.com/meganapper/status/730929453187145728 …

Megan Apper @MeganApper

This bag contains 5 Orders of fried Oreos pic.twitter.com/IzoNeU0Rie

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Dear world: Watch this kid. A remarkably impressive young man.https://twitter.com/cuacardinals/status/730929097216561152 …

CUA Cardinals @cuacardinals

The Harris Cup winner (highest male honor), Tyler Zimmerman (soccer)! pic.twitter.com/baN2Oam0YD

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Come on man. What are we even doing out here?https://twitter.com/erindmurphy/status/730916659527999488 …

Erin Murphy @ErinDMurphy

#iagov @TerryBranstad at @IowaGOP events says Democrats wanted to add debt, says "What in the world is going on here?!" cc: @TheFix

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This is amazinghttps://twitter.com/patriotsofmars/status/730906785452851200 …

Jeff Faria @PatriotsOfMars

Yelp reviews of newborn babies. pic.twitter.com/7mGteeQFcn

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Everything is fine! I am not worried at all! [wipes brow, fidgets]https://twitter.com/mkornheiser/status/730902007200899072 …

Michael Kornheiser @MKornheiser

@chucktodd asking the hard questions re potatoes on the #TKShow: Hash browns or half/half @ThePalmDC. @TheFix is now looking in his mirrors.

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Now Connie Britton can go back to being Tami Tayllor full timehttps://twitter.com/Snoodit/status/730879156704026624 …

Lesley Goldberg @Snoodit

#Nashville has been canceled at ABC. Story shortly at @THR.

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Delete your accounthttps://twitter.com/fmanjoo/status/730873687595868160 …

Farhad Manjoo @fmanjoo

Man I love me some Ed Sheeran

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I think so?https://twitter.com/elianayjohnson/status/730870974371913728 …

Eliana Johnson @elianayjohnson

@TheFix That's what a Marco Rubio moment is now?

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