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James Bond, Harry Potter, and Star Wars notwithstanding, there are not
too many movie franchises that aren't gasping for breath by the third
entry. The latest evidence is the animated comedy "Ice Age: Dawn of the
Dinosaurs."
Like the "Shrek" movies, the "Ice Age" stories began modestly but have
now caved under the weight of too many characters. No. 3 brings back
the wooly mammoth Manny (voiced by Ray Romano); his significant other
Ellie (Queen Latifah); Diego (Denis Leary), the macho tiger; the
hapless sloth Sid (John Leguizamo); and the wordless squirrel Scrat
(Chris Wedge).
The first few scenes are ominously discouraging. Ellie's is shown to be
"with child," and Diego is starting to feel his age. So we get a lot of
touchy-feely dialogue about mortality and sharing your emotions not
the kind of talk you're eager to receive from a couple of wooly
mammoths.
These characters have worn their more endearing traits down to a nub.
Sid was always meant to irritate his on-screen friends, but now he gets
under our skin as well. Ray Romano, in what was once his only credible
movie role, makes Manny as grating as his "Everybody Loves Raymond"
persona was. And if you've seen Denis Leary on his TV series "Rescue
Me," you know that the last emotion he should be asked to display is
sensitivity.
As if just giving enough screen time to each returnee wasn't enough to
intimidate the movie makers, they added an underground world of
dinosaurs, so the whole gang can get chased around and scream as if
they're in Jurassic Park.
Then they get a travel guide, in the form of a macho weasel named Buck
(Simon Pegg), so that the movie can score a few "Apocalypse Now" jokes.
Who's supposed to care about any of this guff? Cartoony as they were,
the first two movies made you feel as though something was as stake for
these creatures. Now they've turned into stand-up comics, delivering
little zingers before they lumber off-screen. The movie alternates
between these puny jokes and drawn-out scenes of frantic action,
neither of which adequately carry the story or its many subplots.
Finally, it must be noted that the movie is in 3D, with the usual
cheesy glasses provided at each screening. If you're a fan of this
format, ignore my carping. But I share critic Roger Ebert's view that
if animation is done plausibly enough, a viewer shouldn't require
special glasses to be dazzled by it. Here, 3D is just another prominent
distraction.
UP, Pixar's latest animated feature, is just delightful. But how do you
go about extolling the movie's virtues without giving away its
surprises? Like the kid at the beginning of the movie, you don't try to
conquer the immovable force; you work around it.
The one clue I can give away because it's the movie's heavily hyped
premise is that Carl Fredrickson, a gruffy old widower (voiced with
gruffy old charm by Ed Asner), miraculously inflates enough balloons to
use his house as an aircraft. Soon, he finds himself reluctantly
sharing his ride with a short-attention-spanned kid named Russell.
I'll also mention a couple of other items that can gauge your potential
interest in the movie. One is a gag that is a take-off on a famous
painting perhaps too inside of an inside joke, but typical of Pixar's
cheery attempts to appeal to viewers of all ages.
Also, part of the plot involves Carl's long-held wish to meet a
Lindbergh-type adventurer named Charles Muntz (Christopher Plummer!).
This is another in-joke that's even vaguer than the first one. Cartoon
historians know that Walt Disney started in the cartoon biz by creating
Oswald the Rabbit for producer Charles Mintz, who then greedily stole
the rights to Disney's creation. This gives you a pretty good idea
where the ostensible hero Muntz stands in the scheme of things.
Beyond that, I can only offer you some enticing clues about the
characters. There's a dog who's the leader of his pack and in menacing
beyond measure, until he opens his mouth and gets one of the movie's
biggest laughs. There's a huge, awkward bird that is a big laugh-getter
at first. Then she becomes a real enough character that at least in
the audience I was in when she's injured, she elicits screams of
fright worthy of Bambi's late mother.
There's surprising, heartfelt emotion, vivid imagery (you can almost
touch the landscapes and skies), and a music score by Michael Giacchino
that's practically a character in the movie particularly in a
thoughtful montage that takes Carl from childhood to widowhood.
There aren't many (or at least not enough) live-action movies that are
engrossing as this cartoon. Pixar Studios has gotten to be one of those
movie icons that shouldn't even have to deliver a premise to get funded
anymore. The moneymen should just shut up, hand over the money, and
trust they'll get a product that will appeal to everyone.
UP is only the second Pixar feature to get a PG rating, only for mildly
intense imagery and action nothing off-color in the least. Again, if
you can handle "Bambi," this film should be a breeze.
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(SPOILER ALERT: The movie's set-pieces are described in the
next-to-last paragraph; otherwise, nothing major.) The fourth "Indiana
Jones" movie is as much fun as you'd hope it would be. But when you
think about the movie later, it holds up like one of those bridges that
Indy and his gang manage to cross just before it collapses. So let's
cover the flaws first.
· "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" Whew, that
title is almost as long as the movie! What's more, since said kingdom
isn't really the movie's main point, this might be the film to have its
MacGuffin in the title.
· Some of the more heralded actors come off as lightweight. As a
Russian villainess, acclaimed Cate Blanchett seems to be working out
her Natasha Fatale impression. And while Shia LaBeouf is likable
enough, he proves it takes more than a pompadour, a cap, and a sneer to
emulate Marlon Brando in "The Wild One." · Even my 11-year-old son
noted that the movie's major set-piece is at least partially lifted
from the recent "National Treasure 2." And the movie's climactic
fireworks like the similar ending of "Raiders of the Lost Ark"
practically show us the scriptwriter ("Jurassic Park's David Koepp)
shrugging his shoulders once he reaches the end.
All of that said, the movie rates as one of Indy's best adventures. The
movie brings Indy (Harrison Ford, aging quite well) under the scrutiny
of both the FBI and Russia's KGB when he inadvertently aids an old pal
in the pursuit of the titular and powerful Crystal Skull. Despite his
best effort to stick his neck out for no one, Indy gets caught up in
the hunt for the famed orb.
(Oh, and Indy's love interest from "Raiders," Marion (Karen Allen},
makes a welcome return. But far be it from me to disclose how she gets
woven into the plot.) The movie is set in 1957 and makes vague nods to
that era's interests in McCarthyism, UFO's, and psychic power. But all
the "Happy Days" blather is eventually ditched in favor of
heart-pounding stunts, and in that department, the movie is well up to
the level of its predecessors.
The thrills include: an entire fake city that almost gets Indy nuked
(the movie's least plausible set-piece); car chases and swordfights
that seem homages to exec-producer George Lucas' "Star Wars" series;
and the biggest bleepin' colony of killer ants you'll ever see.
Like the famed dancing bear, the truth that a new Indy adventure is no
longer novel, is less impressive than the fact that Ford, Lucas, and
director Steven Spielberg pulled it off at all. Like its three-quel
prequel, "Crystal Skull" is adrenaline-packed fun.
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If "Superhero Movie" gives you the same giddy, guilty-pleasure feeling
as "Airplane!" and the "Naked Gun" movies, it's no accident. Some of
those movies' personnel who were also involved in two lesser "Scary
Movie" sequels show up here. (Those include writer-director Craig
Mazin, who happily has come a long way from 1997's abysmal
"Rocketman.")
The movie's title says it all. It's a comedy that takes a well-known
hit (in this case, "Spider-Man"), turns it inside out, and uses it as a
clothesline for gags. In this parody version, nerdy Rick Riker (amiable
Drake Bell of cable-TV's "Drake and Josh") gets bitten by a mutant
dragonfly, turning him into...well, take a guess. Meanwhile, a
well-meaning scientist (Chris McDonald) turns nasty when his experiment
backfires and he finds he must sap others' life-blood in order to keep
himself alive.
As is typical of such parodies, the movie's approach is as subtle as a
spitball gun. Some of the gags are terrific, and some are groaners. But
they're all fired at such a rapid pace that after a while, you have no
choice but to give in to the silliness. The characters are like
shooting-gallery ducks waiting to have parody lobbied at them. Best of
the bunch are Rick's well-meaning but dotty uncle and aunt
(delightfully played by Leslie Nielsen and "Happy Days'" Marion Ross).
The most pitiable is a take-off on disabled genius Stephen Hawking, who
seems to push Mazin's bad-taste button over and over ad nauseum.
This leads me to the movie's most required caveat. While the flick is
mostly silly fun, it pushes its "PG-13" rating right up to the edge of
the "R" cliff. The movie is larded with sexual gags and profanity
abound, and what might possibly be cinema's longest-ever flatulence
gag.
But if you can bear up under the cringe factor, "Superhero Movie" is
mostly high-powered fun. Nifty comedy here runs neck-and-neck with bad
taste. It's a close race, but the comedy wins.
"Superhero Movie" is rated PG-13 for countless sex and drug references,
crude humor, and adult language.
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What a treat to go to "National Treasure 2" (itself an escapist
ecstasy) and find this brand-spanking-new Disney short preceding it. A
beautifully done addition to the countless "How to" Disney cartoons in
which The Goof starred in his heyday, it shows that a quarter-century
after their creation, the Disney cartoon characters still have
lifeblood (and adrenaline) in them.
An absolute hoot, the cartoon depicts Goofy jonesing for a full-screen
TV to watch football games, and thus entering a Best Buy-like,
all-encompassing electronics store. From there, the laughs only come
more quickly.
I hope this inspires The Disney Co. to reprise a regular series of
cartoon shorts, as the Warner Bros. group briefly did in the 1990's
with a too-short but delightful series of Bugs Bunny and Road Runner
cartoons. If you make 'em, we'll still watch 'em!!
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I came to "Sweeney Todd" with a clean slate, as it were. I'd never seen
any of the previous stage or screen versions, and I'm generally adverse
to the archly ironic style of Broadway composer Stephen Sondheim.
All of that said, I was thoroughly delighted by director Tim Burton's
version of the story. As with Burton's best work, it's movie-making at
its Grand Guignol finest.
For those even more ignorant of the story than I am, Johnny Depp plays
the title role, or should I say evolves into it. Initially, his
character is named Benjamin Barker, and he's a happily married father
in Victorian London.
But an evil judge named Turpin (Alan Rickman at his oil-slick
smoothest) lusts after Barker's wife. So he wrongly sentences Barker to
prison, seduces and poisoningly induces Barker's wife, and takes
Barker's baby daughter as his "charge," to await the day when she is
old enough to marry him.
Fifteen years later, Barker escapes from prison, returns to London, and
adopts the persona of barber Sweeney Todd. At first, he intends only
upon avenging Turpin. But he soon discovers he has an other-barberly
way with a razor. And as it happens, Todd's landlady (Helena Bonham
Carter), an unsuccessful baker, could use some fresh ingredients to
sell her pies.
Oh, and this is a musical, too -- albeit the bloodiest musical ever,
with shot after shot of Todd severing the necks of bourgeois customers
whom he feels have it coming.
So why do I heartily recommend such a gruesome holiday offering? For
one thing, the script (by John Logan, an avid "Todd" buff) and Burton's
elegant direction take the story its bare bones, with vivid
characterization and crisp plotting and timing.
Of course, the actors contribute much as well. And every last one of
them -- including Sacha Baron Cohen, whose "Borat" business turned me
off -- sing and act wonderfully, taking some of the sting off the
movie's black-comedy ickiness.
Johnny Depp, again, takes major chances and scores. The feyness of
Burton/Depp collaborations such as "Ed Wood" and "Willie Wonka" is
gone. In its place is Todd's grisly dark confidence and rationality of
his murdering ways -- the ultimate depiction of the maxim "Be careful
what you wish for." Its dark themes aside, "Sweeney Todd" is the latest
entry in an apparent renaissance of the movie musical -- and
justifiably so.
"Sweeney Todd" is rated R for numerous scenes of violence and murder,
and themes of cannibalism.
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"No Reservations" is like a puppy begging for your attention. Sometimes
it's cute and charming, and other times you just want to push it away.
(Plot summary follows in next three paragraphs - might have spoilers)
The movie has more plot than it knows what to do with, and it's all
predictable. It starts with Kate (Catherine Zeta-Jones), a renowned
chef at an upscale Manhattan restaurant. The movie's opening scenes
take great pains to make us see what a control freak Kate is, to the
point that you wish you could slip her a Valium.
It's quickly obvious that the movie's point is to get Kate to slow down
and smell the roses. It does this by briefly showing us Kate's
single-mom sister and then killing her off in a car accident, leaving
behind Kate's niece Zoe (Abigail Breslin), who of course is now lost
without her mother.
As if that wasn't enough, the restaurant owner decides to hire another
chef, a bon vivant named Nick (Aaron Eckhart), as a partner for Kate.
Whereas Kate runs her kitchen by-the-book, Nick plays and sings opera
for the kitchen staff while he's cooking. Gee, d'ya think all of this
might work upon Kate's reserves and, ya know, lighten her up a little?
If ever there was a movie that needed its actors' charm to get the
story across, here it is. In particular, Nick is the most hopelessly
written character in the film. He's nothing but smiles, songs, and
slickness. And you don't believe for a minute that he has anything
resembling a real past. His sole point of existence is to remove the
bug that is so firmly implanted in Kate's curvy posterior. That Aaron
Eckhart sells him to us with seemingly no effort is a tribute to his
acting.
Catherine Zeta-Jones' sales job isn't quite so smooth. We're meant to
see that Kate is so frosty because she's been hurt a lot in life, but
in the end, all we really get is Kate's prickliness -- particularly
when the movie's climax brings back Kate's coldness just when we
thought it had been safely tucked away.
The movie's lucky charm is Abigail Breslin. Zoe talks smart, but unlike
most movies with wisecracking kids, the movie makes you believe it's
because Zoe is intelligent and gets right to the heart of things.
Breslin was pretty good in the equally contrived "Little Miss
Sunshine," but here, she's the 11-year-old motor that keeps things
running; without her, the movie's contrivances would be even more
threadbare than they are.
There's nothing wrong with a movie that has familiar destinations; the
dealmaker is how novel the movie is in getting there. As a "weeper," I
mildly recommend "No Reservations" -- but not without reservations.
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(WARNING: Major spoilers abound in this review.) If you want to be in
on bad-cinema history, drop whatever you are doing and go see "Bug." It
is the greatest movie Ed Wood never made.
And after "Eye of the Beholder" and "Ya-Ya Sisterhood," "Bug"
conclusively proves that Ashley Judd seeks out these humiliations in a
movie script: gratuitous nudity; heavy emission of bodily liquids from
the eyes and nose; and dialogue that turns her character into a total
ditz.
Our first clue that this movie is off the beam is that it's set in
Oklahoma, yet the phone that we see in constant close-up displays a 904
area code. This is an ominous sight to a Florida moviegoer, but I let
it pass at first.
Anyway, Judd plays a lonely bar waitress named Agnes. One night, a
friend introduces Agnes to a drifter named Peter (Michael Shannon). At
first, Peter strikes Agnes as monosyllabic, but soon the two
tentatively open up to each other.
Later, Agnes' nasty ex-husband Jerry (Harry Connick Jr.) shows up and
gives the movie some palpable tension -- fooling you into thinking that
this might be a rational movie.
But soon, Peter tells Agnes he hasn't made love to a woman in a long
while, and Agnes commands, "Come 'ere, boy," like a road-company
Blanche DuBois. Later that night, Peter gets a bug bite and has a long
conversation with Agnes about bedbugs -- because the surest way to
score points with a naked Ashley Judd is to discuss insects.
At one point, Peter deserts Agnes, and we're thinking, "Good for her."
Then he returns to tell Agnes how the government has been running bug
experiments on him, and Agnes gets the worst case of Stockholm Syndrome
ever.
Before long, Peter is using a junior-high microscope (where'd a drifter
get that?) to examine stuff that isn't even there, and Agnes is so
afraid of losing this wack-job that she starts seeing the stuff too.
From there, the movie derails to a completely bonkers climax, with
Shannon making like Christopher Walken, Connick doing Jack Nicholson,
and Judd doing...well, bad Ashley Judd.
And every bit of it is fascinating. Because who cares about Peter --
when did Ashley Judd start to unravel so dramatically? By movie's end,
you half-expect an usher to come around and solicit contributions for
Ashley Judd's fading movie career.
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(SPOILER ALERT: If you really want the movie to surprise you -- and
good luck there -- read only the first paragraph and the final three
paragraphs of this review.)
After the glorious heights of "Spider-Man 2" -- probably the best
comic-book movie ever -- the franchise succumbs to sequel-itis with the
decidedly earthbound "Spider-Man 3." It's rare that a movie's opening
credits make you dread what is to come, but this might be No. 3's only
triumph. Behind the credits is a montage of highlights from the first
two, far superior movies. Sappy "Star Trek 3" did the same thing. It's
as if co-writer/director Sam Raimi was saying, "My other movies were
great, so cut me some slack for this new one, would you?" Write it
again, Sam.
Then we get some aw-shucks narration from Spidey/Peter Parker (Tobey
Maguire), telling us how he's still in love with M.J. (Kirsten Dunst)
and is still thriving in college. Then we're shown what a nerd Parker
still is, as some idiotic classmates sit behind him using -- I can't
believe I'm writing this -- pea-shooters on Peter. Do today's college
students even have time for this kind of stuff? Most telling is what we
might call the de-characterization of M.J. I suppose she was always
just "the girlfriend in peril" (a la Superman's Lois Lane), but at
least it wasn't so drearily obvious in the other movies. The same woman
who ended "S2" declaring eternal love for Peter is now a self-centered
drip, whining about Peter "not considering her feelings" and other
psycho-babble.
The villains are flimsy, too. Peter's buddy-turned-foe Harry (James
Franco) is so sketchily written, half the time he can't even remember
whether he's Peter's enemy or not. The origins of the Sand Man (Thomas
Haden Church) are sloughed off with a movie cliché: He became a crook
only to raise money for his sickly daughter's operation (Awww!). And
don't even get me started on Peter's job rival Eddie Brock (Topher
Graceless, excuse me, Grace).
After that, Raimi tosses other sequels in the air and picks their worst
elements off the floor. The villains are so weak on their own, they
have to bond to fight Spider-Man (same as in "Batman Forever"). Some
alien goo lands on Spidey/Peter and makes him show his darker side
("Superman 3," been there, done that).
The special effects are snazzy, as always, even though Raimi has
publicly claimed that he didn't have enough time to get them right. So
that means he had time to hone the script and let that slide instead?
And finally, a sop to fans of cult actor Bruce Campbell: As in the
first two movies, his short but funny role here is probably the movie's
comic highlight.
The message that this movie labors to shove down our throats is that
each person has a choice and should make it properly. Here's my
recommended choice for "Spider-Man 3": Wait for it on HBO.
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"Deja Vu" is surely the most ironic title of one of the best movies of
the year. The only way in which this movie is formulaic is that it
resembles John Travolta's "Blow-Out" (1981), another superb and
underrated thriller in which the hero grasps at technology to try and
save a woman's life.
Denzel Washington plays yet another cop, but after "Out of Time" and
"The Inside Man," what a treat to see him play a *smart* cop. Here he's
Doug Carlin, a New Orleans ATF agent called in to help find an
assassin-terrorist who set off a bomb that killed hundreds of people on
a ferry.
Carlin is put on the case because he has a way of sniffing out relevant
details. This turns out to be extremely helpful when the New Orleans
police are shown to have technology that can show the whereabouts of
anybody, anywhere, three-and-a-half days before a given event.
Carlin has discovered that an innocent and now-dead woman was a pawn in
the assassin's plot, so he has the technologists look at her life just
prior to her death. The late woman is, of course, too beautiful for
words, and we're given long, loving shots in which Carlin beholds her
gorgeousness.
At this point, you figure that the movie will be a bargain-rate version
of "Laura" in which a slack-jawed cop falls in love with a dead woman.
And you wonder why the brilliant techno-geeks are letting this guy use
their up-to-the-minute software to pursue some lurid fantasy. And it is
at precisely this point that you have gotten it all wrong.
I can't bear to give away any more plot points. Suffice to say, the cop
is far smarter than we thought, and so is the movie -- a film with
extremely thoughtful ideas, that engages its audience instead of
allowing them to be passive viewers. The last movie I can think of that
offered so many clever concepts to chew on was "Contact" (and that was
ten years ago). "Deja Vu" is worlds removed from that sci-fi gem, yet
it has the same sort of plot twists that come out of left field and yet
seem wholly plausible when they add up to the bigger picture.
For once, credit goes to everyone. To screenwriters Bill Marsilii and
Terry Rossio for writing such a satisfying convoluted script. To
director Tony Scott, who (like his brother Ridley) seems to be making
better movies in his later years than he did two decades ago. And to
stars Washington, Val Kilmer (his best work in years), and just about
everyone else in the sterling cast.
Like most viewers, I put off seeing "Deja Vu" after seeing middling
reviews that complained how convoluted its plot is. I think a lot of
people have forgotten that you can engage your brain at a movie and
still have a great time with it.
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