John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.
Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
Two years after the bachelor party in Las Vegas, Phil, Stu, Alan, and Doug jet to Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu's plan for a subdued pre-wedding brunch, however, goes seriously awry.
Director:
Todd Phillips
Stars:
Bradley Cooper,
Zach Galifianakis,
Ed Helms
After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
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Seth MacFarlane: [Family Guy] Several of the main voice cast of Family Guy (1999) had parts in this movie. Seth McFarlane who voiced Ted (and wrote and directed the film) voices Peter, Stewie, and Brian. Alex Borstein, who plays John's mom, provides the voice for Lois. Mila Kunis, who plays Lori, is the voice of Meg. The only main Griffin family member not to appear in the film is Seth Green who voices Chris. Other Family Guy regulars that appear in Ted (2012) include Patrick Warburton, Patrick Stewart, and Ralph Garman. See more »
Goofs
During the car chase, they are seen driving from Boston proper through the Ted Williams Tunnel. Shortly afterward, they arrive at Fenway Park. To do this, they would have had to drive back through the tunnel. See more »
Quotes
Ted:
Company's turning 20, huh? So you can bang it but you can't get it drunk.
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Crazy Credits
The opening credits were supposed to start with "Universal Pictures and Media Rights Capital Presents" as shown in the trailers/commercials and the back of the DVD/Blu-Ray covers. But, for unknown reasons, it starts with "Media Rights Capital Presents" and "Universal Pictures Presents" in the actual movie. See more »
I don't get it. What's funny about a teddy bear misbehaving? Or am I not the target group (being 36?)? Certain teenagers may find this kind of pointless movie funny with sexist jokes, sexy women and... well that's it. I thought we'd seen enough of these kind of movies with 30 plus men not willing to grow up and having to make a choice between friends/a friend and a woman. Perhaps it's an American thing but I find it totally impossible to relate to these kind of "choices" in real life (being a woman)- between a partner and friends (most people I know including myself have BOTH friends and partners) and nor can I relate to 35 plus men behaving like the main character, unless they are totally losers. There seems to be no point with having a teddy bear as a friend, a part from it's OK to cuddle each other in a boyish way (obviously there just had to be a fart sound to make it OK to stay close when THUNDER comes along) It's SAD and I found it painful to watch as I kind waited for the real plot and some more action to come along, which just didn't happen. I am glad I rented just it on DVD.
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I don't get it. What's funny about a teddy bear misbehaving? Or am I not the target group (being 36?)? Certain teenagers may find this kind of pointless movie funny with sexist jokes, sexy women and... well that's it. I thought we'd seen enough of these kind of movies with 30 plus men not willing to grow up and having to make a choice between friends/a friend and a woman. Perhaps it's an American thing but I find it totally impossible to relate to these kind of "choices" in real life (being a woman)- between a partner and friends (most people I know including myself have BOTH friends and partners) and nor can I relate to 35 plus men behaving like the main character, unless they are totally losers. There seems to be no point with having a teddy bear as a friend, a part from it's OK to cuddle each other in a boyish way (obviously there just had to be a fart sound to make it OK to stay close when THUNDER comes along) It's SAD and I found it painful to watch as I kind waited for the real plot and some more action to come along, which just didn't happen. I am glad I rented just it on DVD.