Hey, You!
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Nice Teeth
You were the beautiful, handsome male stranger with lovely teeth and a husky. We met briefly months ago at dog beach and chit-chatted about... More >>
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Gorilla Flotilla
You were the road ragers who followed a single, senior woman from Seal Beach into Long Beach until I pulled into a gas station to call... More >>
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Infernally Ragless
Hey, you voracious OC Weekly readers in Old Towne Orange! It was only Saturday morning, and I went to four different newspaper boxes in the area,... More >>
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You Blow at Driving
Kudos to you, landscaping guy. You were brilliant to mount your industrial-size leaf blower on the utility box behind the cab of your maintenance... More >>
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Nice Hat
You were the wonderful young couple who came up and thanked my 87-year-old father for his military service while we were at BJ's in... More >>
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Ankle Blues
You were the bedraggled-looking blond woman who has been begging for change in the middle of the intersection of Pacific Coast Highway and Second... More >>
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Car Chase
You are the dickless coward who sped up and got in front of us on Barranca in Irvine on Tuesday night. I guess we were going too slow for your... More >>
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Exit Strategy
You stumbled up to my friend and I while we were having a quiet drink at the Velvet Lounge and asked if you could sit with us. You were wasted,... More >>
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Stupid Human Pet Tricks
I was sitting outside a new Japanese-based store in Fullerton when you pulled up. I heard you tell your pet, "I won't be long," then watched as... More >>
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Dumb Duffer
You are the golfer who was perched at the side of the road, about to drive a ball back in the general direction of the golf course. The problem... More >>