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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on July 4th, 2015 at 1:13:35 PM
July 4th. Christmas for rednecks. f*ck America, land of slavery, genocide, McDonalds, WalMart, Obama, Democrats, Republicans, Andy Warhol, Ron Popeil, The Clapper, Sally Struthers, Sally Field, d*ck Cheney, ghetto blacks, illegal aliens, 1 percenters, meth addicts, tornado alley trailer parks, homosexual marriage, abortion on demand, Confederate flag-waving losers, Breaking Bad, The Dark Knight, Cress, Jesus Christ, NASCAR, West Coast c*nts, East Coast c*nts, middle America c*nts, c*nts period, Latinos, welfare fradusters, bank fraudsters, Wall Street thugs, MLK Boulevard thugs, crack, cocaine, crack cocaine, Harry f*cking Potter, Shia Labeouf, San Francisco, White House in LGBT lights, homeless sc*m, Chris Pratt, Universal Studios, the faggots who made Terminator Gensiys, James Cameron and his blue faggot Avatar people, bottled water, fake French cuisine, fake Mexican cuisine, pedophiles, catamites, Hillary Clinton, Bible-thumpers, Baptists, Mormons, Presbyterians, Unitarians, child-f*cking Catholic priests, the South, the North, the East, the West, f*cking Alaska and Hawaii, Happy Meals, Facebook, Google, Mark Zuckerburg, Apple, Microsoft, Bill Gates and his gold-digging wife, Chris Cornell, Kurt Gobang, Courtney Love, Beast Wars, Beast Wars Neo, that new CGI Transformers sh*t, foot-tall GI JOE figures, 9-11, Michael Bay, all of his movies except The Rock and maybe Bad Boys, Megan Fox any time she speaks, Rosie "I sank the Titanic" O'Donnell, The First Wookie Michelle Obama, Old Arnie, California, Texas, Tennessee, everything in between and all around, Canada just for f*cking existing, Cuba, Cubans, Cubans in America, Americans in Cuba, late night tv, afternoon tv, morning tv, f*cking tv, comic book movies, movies about comic books, comic books about movies, movies about movies, comic books about comic books, grown men in colorful latex condoms battling other grown men in colorful latex condoms, Dean Koontz, James Patterson, Iris Johansen, Neil Patrick Harris, Kim Kardashian and her snarling porch monkey, the nine f*ckheads on the Supreme Court, the 525 useless sh*tbrained faggots in Congress, that n*gger in the White House, Pizza Hut, Coca Cola, cow-tipping, iPod, iPad, iWatch, iOS, iTunes, iSaidgof*ckyourself, NSA, civil asset forfeiture, pigs, cops, the fuzz, the popos, the bastards in blue, Megatron after he turned into a f*cking tank and not a f*cking bad ass gun, Optimus Prime after he turned into some spic's transgendered lettuce hauler, Taco Bell, Taco Bueno, Chilis, TGiF, NAMBLA, MADD, AA, NA, GAY, black people who cannot spell belt much use one correctly, rich white d*ckheads from LaJolla, rich white d*ckheads from Palm Beach, rich white d*cks, New Yorkers, Miamians, Floridians, f*cking Florida, California (again), gamblers, moochers, old slow people in the fast lane, fast young people in the slow lane, Asian drivers, Chinatown anywhere, dog and cat meat sandwiches in Chinatown, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, that cheap bitch who thinks she's Katy Perry (no not Pink) the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, that new JEM and the Holograms movie, old Stallone, The Expendables 1-3, Andrew snarlnose Garfield, Emma Stone's fugly face, Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama, that racist piece of sh*t who murdered nine black self-delusioned bible-thumpers, that guy who killed twenty something school kids, that guy who shot uop that theater, that guy who killed one million Iraqis, Nautica, Nike, FUBU (f*ckU), ethnic grocery shopping, ethnic people, Ethiopian immigrants, Arabic immigrants, Muslim immigrant anything f*cking period, job hunting, job interviewing, job working, Christmas shopping, Thanksgiving feasting, American football, American baseball, American hockey, American basketball, American f*cking soccer which is barely even a f*cking sport, American boxing, MMA, hookers, HIV, Wilt Chamberlain, Charles Barkley, that wannabe negro who thinks he's as good as Michael Jordan, Kobe raped a white bitch got raped by a white bitch back Bryant, Casey Anthony, OJ Simpson, plastic surgery, teeth whitening, breast implants, tanning, East coast beaches, West coast beaches, Los Angeles, Die Hard 2 - 5, Baby Geniuses, fat Val Kilmer, Channing Tatem, Jesse Eisenberg, Zack Gallonoffaginus, Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper, that terrible A-Team movie, Neill I make the same terrible movie over and over again Blomkamp, M. Night I make a different terrible movie over and over again Shyamalan, beer bar coaster, beer bar pretzels, beer bars, beer, bees, b's, a's, f*cking q's because they're good for nothing, queers (see what I mean?) lesbians, Ellen Page, mercury vapor lamps, highway guards, crossing guards, the Coast Guard, drug runners, dope heads, crackheads, the cast of The View, NBC, ABC, PBS, FOX, CBS, the new Star Trek, the new Star Wars, George Lucas, his fat black wife, Sopranos, Sons of Anarchy, sons of bitches, everything that ever plays on TBS and TCM, basic cable, basic internet, Cosmopolitans, Sex on the Beaches, sex on the beach, the beach, sex, kids, family, marriage, Americans in general, and finally, Worstf*ckingPreviews.
f*ck you, America.
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