The following is from One Hundred Years of Solitude. I think it's beautiful, and I think it expresses my feelings about my relationship with my fiancée perfectly: He dug so deeply into her sentiments that in search of interest he found love, because by trying to make her love…
I'm waiting on the Apple iCondom. It will record the speed, depth, number of thrusts, and force exerted...and also has a GPS guidance system that will accurately target the clitori…