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Merritt Wever accepts her Emmy at the 65th Primetime Emmy Awards.

“Thank you so much. …Thank you so much. … I gotta go, bye.”

Ah, Merritt Wever. In twelve succinct words, the “Nurse Jackie” star and Emmy winner for Outstanding Actress in a Comedy charmed the Spanx off of everyone watching the 65th Primetime Emmy Awards Sunday night, whether in the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles or as one of the 17.6 million viewing from a comfortable couch at home. When host Neil Patrick Harris called Wever’s response to unexpectedly winning the statue the best acceptance speech ever, he wasn’t kidding. It was unexpected, short, and hilarious.

The Emmys telecast itself was blessed with none of those qualities. On paper, at least, it seemed like the production would be entertaining. Harris has proven himself time and again to be an extraordinary host. After previous Emmys ringmaster gigs, some critics declared that he should host all future award shows for all time.  As recently as the Tony Awards, the man was killing it.

Why then, midway through a sluggish, bloated telecast when Harris was joined onstage by Nathan Fillion and Sarah Silverman for the song-and-dance number everyone expected at the beginning of the show, did we feel like we were watching the television industry sink into a depressive episode? The heartfelt and personal In Memoriam segments for “All in the Family” star Jean Stapleton, presented by friend and co-star Rob Reiner; “Family Ties” creator Gary David Goldberg, remembered by Michael J. Fox; Jonathan Winters, honored by Robin Williams; Cory Monteith, as remembered by Jane Lynch; and James Gandolfini, touchingly honored by Edie Falco; were not the cause of the torpor. Yes, they forced the festivities to pause, but five more clouds in a dark grey sky shouldn’t take the blame if the rain is already falling.

As one of the producers, Harris shared the responsibility to balance dazzling spectacle with structural efficiency, ensuring that the train would not only get into the station on time but that the view during the journey would at least be pleasant. Instead, this was an awards telecast that emphasized the showiness of the show at the expense of the winners themselves, including unnecessary segments such as his “How I Met Your Mother” co-stars’ pre-recorded skit that created an addiction disorder out Harris’s penchant for hosting awards shows. (As Lily Aldrin might say, irony much, Emmy? Look in the mirror.)

No, the 65th Primetime Emmy Awards telecast was headed off the rails from the beginning, when Harris sat down in a room to supposedly binge watch the season on tens of TV screens, only to stroll out on stage and open with a dud of a monologue highlighted by past hosts Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Lynch and Conan O’Brien joining him  to joke about the fact that he was dying up there and they all could have done it better.  Har!…Har! Thank goodness Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were in the front row to heckle them, not to mention Kevin Spacey’s short cameo to mug for the camera in the guise of his “House of Cards” character.

Even Sir Elton John could not save the evening with his alleged tribute to Liberace, which began pleasantly with a conversational intro in which he explained why Liberace meant to much to him and to culture in general.  But then he segued into a song off of his upcoming album which has absolutely nothing to do with the man he was honoring. At least his Captain Fantastic jacket still sparkles.

And you know things are not going well when a dance number designed to showcase the Outstanding Choreography nominees, which included two modern dancers in hazmat suits harmoniously prancing around the stage in recognition of AMC’s “Breaking Bad,” was actually one of the highlights of the evening.

The misery of it is, when one looks at the actual list of winners, there were plenty of surprises. True, ABC’s “Modern Family” won Best Comedy  again, and after a season that was not even its best.  But “Breaking Bad” finally won Outstanding Drama just one week prior to its series finale.

All told, HBO took home 27 Emmys this year (out of 108 nominations), with CBS coming in  at a distant second with 16. However, the most nominated series, FX’s “American Horror Story: Asylum,” only netted two statues. HBO’s celebrated film “Behind the Candelabra,” on the other hand, walked away with 11.

The individual wins were downright astounding at times, and not necessarily always in a good way. Honestly, Bobby Cannavale trumping Aaron Paul in the Supporting Actor in a Drama race is acceptable; he did some great work on HBO’s “Boardwalk Empire.” Anna Gunn‘s victory in the Supporting Actress category over Maggie Smith was brilliant. But Jeff Daniels winning Outstanding Actor in a Drama over Bryan Cranston? Really?

On the other hand, we got Wever. It also was a welcome surprise to see Tony Hale come from behind to seize the hardware from the “Modern Family” actors in the Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy category. “The Colbert Report’s” win over its friendly competitor “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” in both the Best Writing for a Variety series and Outstanding Variety Series categories is well-deserved after a truly inspired season. Michael Douglas’s jovial acceptance speech for his Outstanding Actor win for “Behind the Candelabra” injected laughter into an evening starved of liveliness, particularly when, in thanking his co-star Matt Damon, he referred to the award as a “two-hander” and asked Matt if he wanted the top or the bottom.

Hale even provided a glorious assist as Julia Louis-Dreyfus accepted the Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series Emmy for “Veep“, remaining in character behind her as the camera cut to co-star Anna Chlumsky pouting and texting in her seat, putting the cherry on that bit.

Louis-Dreyfus is a repeat winner, as are Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy winner Jim Parsons and Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama victor Claire Danes, which is part of the longstanding snore element of the Emmys: if the voters aren’t proving that they’ve stopped watching TV by rewarding the same shows long after their best seasons have passed, they’re proving they’re more content with sticking with a known performer as opposed to branching out to reward a newcomer in a category who deserves recognition.

But perhaps the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences will show a bit of boldness next year by giving a vote of confidence to a fresh host. With “How I Met Your Mother” headed into its final season, and following last night’s performance, Neil Patrick Harris needs a rest.  As for the nominees who didn’t walk away with an Emmy, there’s always next year.

For the complete list of winners, nominees, photos from the Red Carpet and more, visit IMDb’s Road to the Emmys special section.

 

Context is everything.

That’s a lesson network executives and producers find themselves learning time and again. Every season we get a few episodes of television born from scripts so swollen with lazy humor and poorly executed premises that critics are left slackjawed at by the idea that the concept even got in front of a rolling camera.

Rarer are the instances in which an episode challenges viewers by employing a plot twist that’s tough to stomach, even exploitative, on the face of it. But when one steps back and considers the entire storyline, said injection of horror can serve as a transformative, powerful engine moving the overall story toward its final destination.

Last week members of the Television Critics Association were presented with examples from diametric opposites of the context spectrum from two series that could not be different: Fox’s yet-to-premiere series “Dads,” and FX’s long established hit “Sons of Anarchy“. Fox has made the pilot for “Dads” available to critics since late May; FX previewed the “Sons” sixth season premiere to TCA members attending the Summer Press Tour.

Again, these two shows have virtually nothing in common — “Dads” is a half-hour network comedy, while “Sons of Anarchy” is a cable drama about an outlaw biker gang. But where the lazily executed comedy on display throughout the “Dads” pilot is what makes it unpalatable, the controversial moment in “Sons of Anarchy’s” season premiere (airing at 10pm on September 10), one that caused quite a bit of debate among a number of critics assembled  at Press Tour, arrives after a slow build, is tautly rendered and anything but thoughtless. It’s a twist that feels like a shiv to the gut.

“There’s a lot of blood and guts in my show, you know, and it is a signature of the show,” “Sons” executive producer and showrunner Kurt Sutter admitted to critics, “but it’s also I feel… that nothing is done gratuitously, that the events that happen in the premiere are really the catalyst for the third act of this morality play we’re doing.”

Granted, the immediate reaction of some will not be comprehension and acceptance. Without giving away anything explicit, let’s just say that Sutter revved up and rode the show into a place where the most of the entertainment industry fears to tread: straight into the messy heart of a debate that’s constantly raging in our culture. Calling Sutter a producer who is not afraid to play with fire is a mealy-mouthed assessment; no, Sutter is a man who juggles flame, swallows it, then blows it into our faces, hoping it will singe.

It will be interesting to witness long-time “Sons of Anarchy” fans take in this development. The sixth season is the show’s penultimate, which means the end is in sight and the pieces are being moved around the board in preparation for the endgame. And “Sons” is the kind of show that invites fans to place bets on which characters will get out alive, or out of jail, or whether anyone can get away at all. It has also earned its audience’s trust through the years, taking its characters through an assortment of nasty events and bringing them out the other end of the tunnel in ways that changes the individual’s portrait while also reshaping the plot’s ecosystem.

However, like other antihero tales that came before it, one criticism that has dogged “Sons” to some extent is that these fundamentally horrible people we’ve been rooting for manage to wriggle their way out of an assortment of capital offenses season after season. Sooner or later, we expect everyone has to pay for their crimes… and it’s tough to see a clean way to for the Teller-Morrow extended family to come back from what happens. Is it a bridge too far? Could be. But it’s one many should be willing to cross with Sutter — albeit cautiously.

“The conflict that has fueled the entire series and especially, you know, Charlie (Hunnam)’s character, the idea of ‘Can I really do what I do and follow this path and still show up and be a caring and loving husband, a good and loving father? Can I have all that and still be, you know, the leader of, ultimately, a criminal enterprise?’” Sutter said. “And I think we’re on that trajectory here going into season six, where we have to decide if the answer is yes or no.”

“Dads”, on the other hand, probably won’t be able to count on similar good will among critics. While the pilot will be addressed in greater depth closer to its premiere, its simplistic, offensive racial jokes and the misogynistic stereotypes did not earn it much love. A contentious Thursday afternoon panel fell flat on its face and ended early. Never a good sign, but not a sign that it’ll be cancelled either.

Understand, the “Dads” lineup alone makes us want to love it. It stars Giovanni Ribisi, Seth Green, Martin Mull, Vanessa Lachey and Brenda Song, all folks we generally like. It’s executive produced by Seth MacFarlane, who is well on his way to becoming to Fox what Chuck Lorre is to CBS.

MacFarlane’s animated series dominate Fox’s Sunday night lineup. He’s a multifaceted talent, evident in the fact that he also put his producing heft behind getting “Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey” up and running in the hopes of further cementing Neil deGrasse Tyson‘s position as this generation’s Carl Sagan. He even crooned showtunes in a primetime special. Above all he’s the guy who gave us “Family Guy‘s” self-absorbed, jovial idiot Peter Griffin  and Ted, the Dionysian teddy bear best friend of a live-action loser played by Mark Wahlberg. Both are wildly successful slices of entertainment.

It’s important to note those last two credits not only because Fox’s Entertainment Chairman Kevin Reilly invoked them as a shield against the criticism lobbed in force at “Dads”, but because they provide perfect examples of what’s wrong with the pilot. Reilly, for his part, is comfortable betting on the talent in front of and behind the camera, urging critics to be patient and believe in the long game. “Family Guy” and Ted sailed to success on a torrent of low-brow humor that the sensitive would probably find to be childish and offensive.

“Ted was not an accident. It was not a fluke. ‘Family Guy’ is not an accident or a fluke,” Reilly said. “These guys are going to try to test a lot of boundaries. They are going to try to be equal-opportunity offenders. Do I think all the jokes right now are in calibration in the pilot? I don’t. But I can tell you right now, I have never seen a comedy in which all the jokes are in calibration. That’s the nature of comedy.”

The problem with this argument is that its being made to defend of a live-action comedy. It’s a long-held truth that animated series can use their characters to get away with much racier content than live-action series can. “Family Guy”? Animated. In Ted, the rudest jokes came out of the mouth of what could have been a fabric softener mascot.  Indeed, a better idea of the perils “Dads” may face can be found in the bit Wahlberg and Ted did during The 85th Annual Academy Awards, most memorable for the bear’s oddly delivered racial humor. There’s a difference in snorting at those intentional displays of ignorance in a darkened movie theater, where they were part of a weirdly heartwarming story and earned by likable characters, and watching them fall dead in a hot, glaring spotlight before a live audience of millions.

Betting on a series to fail based on its offensiveness or laziness is just silly, of course. (Friendly reminder: “2 Broke Girls” is headed into its third season.) The bigger test will be whether “Dads” can earn a full season pick-up by actually being funny. In its current incarnation, even without the controversial humor, it would fail on that front. But there’s still quite a bit of time between now and its debut. Let’s see whether “Dads” can recalibrate enough to sync up with the wider television audience.

Sunday’s telecast of The 64th Primetime Emmy Awards proved to be golden for “Homeland” and “Modern Family,” winners for Outstanding Drama Series and Outstanding Comedy Series respectively. The night’s losers were the usual suspects — and by that we mean the viewers, many of whom no doubt struggled to stay awake on their couches.

You know it’s a boring Emmys telecast when the host, Jimmy Kimmel, has to call Tracy Morgan onstage to lay down and ask him to pretend he’s passed out, supposedly to bait viewers into tweeting about it. The point, you see, was to trick the millions of people who weren’t watching, but for some reason happen to be on Twitter, into tuning in. Did it work? Did we care? Those are hypothetical questions. Bottom line: the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards once again lived up to the bitter old observation that the awards show honoring the best television has to offer often ends up being some of the most boring television a person could watch.

While we can’t blame the telecast’s overall dullness completely on Kimmel, his hosting style certainly did not make the evening go by quickly or joyfully. Kimmel’s even-keeled, deadpan style flatlined on the Emmys stage from top to bottom. Even a filmed opening bit featuring television’s biggest comedy actresses punching him the face (they were knocking back a botched Botox-job, we were told) contained all the lightness and fun of a mugging.

On the other hand, with the exception of a surreal, self-congratulatory bit midway through the proceedings, Kimmel did not get in the way of the alleged festivities. Say what you will about his jokes ranging from merely lame to completely non-existent… at least the guy brought the train into the station on schedule. At the end of it all we still like Kimmel enough to keep watching his late night program, where his comedy style is right at home.

This is not to say that this year’s Emmys was completely devoid of electricity. “Homeland” delivered a shocking sweep in the drama categories, breaking “Mad Men‘s” streak to take home the Emmy for Best Drama in addition to stars Claire Danes and Damian Lewis nabbing individual achievements for Best Actress and Actor. Many prognosticators expected the top races to be between “Mad Men” and “Breaking Bad,” but as it turns out, “Mad Men” didn’t just come up empty in the Best Drama race, it was completely shut out  of all the major categories. “Breaking Bad’s” sole win last night was courtesy of Supporting Actor winner Aaron Paul, taking home his second Emmy statuette.

In total, “Homeland” took home six Emmys on Sunday night, a number matched only by HBO’s “Game of Thrones,” which was the big winner at the Creative Arts Emmy awards ceremony that took place on September 15. “Homeland’s” best drama win also represents a first for Showtime in a top category.

Other satisfying victories include Maggie Smith‘s Supporting Actress win for her work on “Downton Abbey” and Jessica Lange‘s Supporting Actress in a miniseries recognition for her scene-stealing role on “American Horror Story.” It bears mentioning that “American Horror Story’s” entry as a miniseries, and “Downton Abbey’s” designation as a drama, allowed both of these women to waltz away with hardware. Had they been up against each other in the same category, somebody would have gone to bed slightly put out this evening.  Here’s to awards show gamesmanship: sometimes, everybody wins!

In the Comedy genre, however, it was pretty much business as usual, aside from Louis C.K.‘s two wins. (C.K. took home an Outstanding Writing Emmy for his FX comedy “Louie”, and a second Writing Emmy in the Variety Special category.)  “Modern Family” snagged its third Best Comedy Emmy as well as a second Supporting Actor and Actress statues for Eric Stonestreet and Julie Bowen.  In the Best Comedy Actress race, Amy Poehler was once again passed over for her superior work on “Parks and Recreation” in favor of Julia Louis-Dreyfus, recognized for her performance on “Veep.” Meanwhile, Jon Cryer won a Best Comedy Actor statue, which will pair nicely with the Supporting Actor Emmy he has already won for all the time that he’s put in on “Two and Half Men.”

And the streaks went on: “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” won its gazillionth Emmy in the Outstanding Variety Series — OK, it was actually its 10th — and in spite of Showtime’s significant showing, HBO still won the total count competition. The premium cable network racked up 23 Emmys in total, helped along in no small part by “Game Change‘s” strong showing with five Emmy wins. The four it took home on Sunday include Emmys for  Best Writing, Best Directing, Best Miniseries or Movie, and a Best Actress in a Miniseries or TV Movie statue for Julianne Moore‘s portrayal of Sarah Palin.

Among the broadcast networks, CBS scored 16 Emmys, with PBS coming in second with 12 to ABC’s total of nine.

If you’re familiar with IMDb at all — and if you’re reading this blog post, you just might be — then you know that our site loves a good awards show. We also tolerate the bad ones.  As for the ugly… well, rest assured, if there’s an Emmy, a Globe or an Oscar involved, we will be covering the heck out of the festivities.

So it shall be with the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards, airing live on ABC this Sunday and hosted by the usually unflappable Jimmy Kimmel. We have high hopes for Kimmel’s performance as host: he’ s a one-man Greek chorus, skilled in calmly voicing what the audience is collectively thinking and getting plenty of laughs in doing so. Kimmel has a relaxed, natural presence, but he also knows how to liven up a party. Which is exactly what the typical Emmys show calls for.

Before, during and after the awards telecast, IMDb will have full coverage of the event on our homepage, Facebook, and @IMDb on Twitter. Starting at 4pm PT, we’ll post tons of photos from the red carpet. When the show begins at 5pmPT, we’ll be taking over the homepage with live updates of the winners.

Before the parade of glamour kicks off, prepare for the festivities by perusing with our Road to the Emmys section, featuring the full list of major nominees, galleries of this year’s nominated actors and actresses, photos from last weekend’s Creative Arts Emmys, all the memorable moments from last year’s show, and more.

Please note: We’ll be posting all the winners on Facebook, so if you don’t want to find out who takes home the gold, you might want to hide us for the duration of the show. There…you have been warned. See you Sunday, everybody!

IMDb users who love “Teen Wolf,” and we know there’s a lot of you, will be positively over the moon (sorry, couldn’t resist and lack the time to think of any more clever) to know that MTV has renewed the show for a third season consisting of 24 episodes. The announcement came today during Comic Con’s “Teen Wolf” jamboree.

For those keeping count, that means season three will contain the same number of episodes as seasons one and two combined. This episode order represents the largest one in the scripted category in the network’s history to date. More than this, it’s also a sign that MTV is thinking more ambitiously about the shape of its primetime lineup, as opposed to pumping more “Jersey Shore“-style schlock into our lives and calling it good.

But don’t just take our word for it. “‘Teen Wolf’ represents a terrific foray into the scripted world for the millennial MTV audience, and marks tremendous success in the continued diversification of our schedule,” said David Janollari, Head of MTV Programming, via a press release.

This is not to say that the end of  the Snooki & JWOWW strangehold on the cable channel is nigh. Sadly that does not seem to be the case. However, the second season of “Teen Wolf” is averaging around 1.8 million viewers per week — not to mention that it’s the 15th most popular TV title on IMDb, and among the top 100 most popular titles on the site overall.

 

In case you haven’t noticed, the entertainment industry is rarely above engaging in petty behavior.  Quite the contrary. Without it, three-quarters of the internet would be a vast wasteland, Charlie Sheen would be unemployed and raving about tiger blood in a motel closet, and computer owners would be hurled back into an era where people got their online kicks from multi-user dungeons.

But while mud-slinging between celebrities is meat and potatoes for countless entertainment sites and Twitter, it’s a rarer thing for TV networks take any cheap shots at one another (that is, ones unrelated to ratings debacles and executive scandals) outside of courtrooms and press conferences and into the public. That’s precisely what happened today when CBS published a parody release about its intent to broadcast a fake show, “Dancing on the Stars,” on its official press site.

The faux announcement openly mocks ABC and its legal argument that its recently debuted series “The Glass House,” which looks a lot like CBS’s long-running summertime reality show “Big Brother” (returning on July 12)  is not the blatant rip-off that CBS alleges it is.

“CBS ANNOUNCES DEVELOPMENT OF ‘DANCING ON THE STARS,’ AN EXCITING AND COMPLETELY ORIGINAL REALITY PROGRAM THAT OWES ITS CONCEPT AND EXECUTION TO NOBODY AT ALL,” crows the release’s headline, to the delight of critics and reporters who immediately took to Twitter to point out its existence, adding in so many highly imaginative words, “Oh no they di-int!”

The release goes on to describe CBS’s  “dazzling new show” as follows :  “DANCING ON THE STARS will be broadcast live from the Hollywood Forever Cemetery, and will feature moderately famous and sort of well-known people you almost recognize competing for big prizes by dancing on the graves of some of Hollywood’s most iconic and well-beloved stars of stage and screen.”

“‘Given the current creative and legal environment in the reality programming business, we’re sure nobody will have any problem with this title or our upcoming half-hour comedy for primetime, POSTMODERN FAMILY,’” says a quote attributed to a CBS spokesperson.

Television networks have been cloning their rivals’ successful series  — not to mention their own hits (hello, “NCIS” and “CSI” franchises, this means you) — since the birth of the medium. However, CBS claims that their beef has legal merit because as part of  the production of “Glass House”, ABC is using proprietary information from “Big Brother,” ostensibly gleaned from the number of  “Glass House” employees that used to work on CBS’s show. CBS’s request for a restraining order against the program was denied by a U.S. District Judge last week, although as of this writing a ruling in the case has yet to be rendered.

Really, though, the average viewer is probably paying about as much attention to this legal battle as they are to “Glass House,” which attracted a piddly 4.2 million viewers for its Monday debut and reportedly lost 700,000 viewers between its first half hour and its second.

Welcome to the new broadcast television season, same as the old season…pretty much.

True, some 36 new scripted additions are due to join the primetime schedules of ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, and The CW over the course of the 2012-2013 primetime season.  Fifteen of those are comedies, seven of which will be coming to us (assuming they even see the light of day) from NBC. Surely within those ranks are a few shows we’ll come to love.

As we compare and contrast the schedules of the Big Four, here are a few bright spots — and glaring problem areas — that stand out.

ABC Serves Up “Revenge” on Sunday Nights

Clearly ABC is done with housewives. “Desperate” is dead, and “GCB” has passed on. Instead, the sleeper hit “Revenge” is ABC’s new Sunday night anchor, followed by the devilish thriller “666 Park Avenue,” which could work beautifully together or come off as strangely as Emily Thorne attending high tea with the witches of “Eastwick.”

Tuesday Night: Comedy Feast, or Fustercluck?

Rare are the seasons when nearly every network does not have the same bright idea. And the big one for 2012-2013 appears to be Tuesday nights as a comedy destination. You can thank “New Girl” and “Glee” for lighting that candle.

Fox is capitalizing on that small victory by building a full night of comedy, slotting the new series “Ben and Kate” after the underrated “Raising Hope,” with Mindy Kaling‘s new comedy “The Mindy Project” following “New Girl” in the 9 o’clock hour, and shifting “Glee” to the Thursday night battleground.

ABC is offering some competition in the form of “Happy Endings,” switching from Wednesday nights to 9pm Tuesdays followed fellow Hump Day comedy “Don’t Trust the B—” at 9:30pm.  Like “New Girl” and “Mindy,” the ABC comedies are compatible, female-friendly and, even more daunting for “The Mindy Project’s” prospects, road tested.

Then NBC is jumping into the fray with the Matthew Perry vehicle “Go On” and executive producer Ryan Murphy‘s comedy “The New Normal.” Having Matthew Perry headline a sitcom does not guarantee success (“Mr. Sunshine,” anyone?), but what it and “Normal” have in their favor is higher testosterone levels. Something has to counteract all of that “adorkableness” (and yes, we’re as sick of that stupid pop-culture term as you are).

But Tuesday is not necessarily the new “must-see comedy” night. ABC has a full sitcom block on Wednesdays from 8pm to 10pm,with “Modern Family” at its core, and is adding “The Neighbors,” which gives us another round of “aliens next door” humor. “The Neighbors” is already looking like the show critics can’t wait to hate on. But remember, critics also hated “3rd Rock from the Sun” — which  aired for six seasons.

NBC still has brand-recognition its Thursday night comedy block, which continues to exist only because nobody can remember a time when it didn’t. Instead of giving up on sitcoms the network is doubling down for 2012-2013. The only nights on NBC’s schedule without any sitcom presence are Sundays and Mondays.

So yeah, lots of comedy options.  Maybe even too many. But we’re guessing the field will thin out by the holiday season. If not, you can color us pleasantly surprised.

The 10 o’clock Slots:  The most important timeslot for network affiliates, a badly-under-performing 10pm series can  be ratings poison for local newscasters. And while some networks have the 10pm slot locked down on most nights, others remain very much up-for-grabs. Keep an eye on these.

10pm Mondays: ABC’s got “Castle.” CBS has “Hawaii Five-O.” With crime drama territory thoroughly staked out here, NBC is going a different direction with “Revolution,” executive produced by J.J. Abrams. Counter-programming with a genre-flavored series that a network can pass off as a regular drama (with a twist!) so as not to scare off the average viewer seems like a smart move, on the face of it. And “Revolution” could also do a lot worse than having “The Voice” for a lead-in.

Then again, NBC has tried this tactic many times before with shows like “Journeyman” and “My Own Worst Enemy,” and both of those had more compatible Monday night companions than this new series.

10pm Tuesdays: A tough timeslot for several seasons now, 10 o’clock Tuesday is the home of the barely renewed “Parenthood” and that cancelled Poppy Montgomery show whose name we’ve already forgotten…what was it called…? (Just kidding, “Unforgettable“), and the place where ABC sent “Private Practice” off to hide.

“Parenthood” and “Private” will be back at 10, but are now going up against CBS’s new period piece “Vegas,” about a cowboy sheriff (played by Dennis Quaid) taking on the mob as the city began its rise in the 1960s. “Vegas” may end up being one of those series that only critics love, but count on it to make a noisy entrance.

10pm Wednesdays: Another soft night for any network who isn’t CBS (and even it needs to start thinking about a reasonable replacement for the aging “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation“), it will be interesting to see which series comes out on top in the battle between “Nashville,” which looks like ABC’s grittier answer to “Smash,” and Dick Wolf’s latest drama “Chicago Fire.”

10pm Thursdays: With “The Mentalist” leaping to Sunday at 10pm, the Thursday night pimp slot is anyone’s game again. Theoretically. ABC’s midseason keeper “Scandal” is remaining there, and its primary nemesis is the new Sherlock Holmes update “Elementary” on CBS. Tough to call a winner here, since both are fairly new and pretty much precisely the kind of shows that are evocative of their networks. Oh, and NBC? It has decided to roll over and play dead take a different approach by keeping “Rock Center with Brian Williams” in that hour.

And last but not least…

The Friday Night Conundrum

Other than CBS which, between “CSI: NY,” new show “Made in Jersey” and “Blue Bloods,”  has devoted its Friday nights to a version of New York that makes many a Midwesterner forgo a visit to Broadway for the safer streets of Branson, MO., nobody has figured out Fridays. Network executives may insist they have a strategy, but then, so do a lot of defeated and forgotten “Survivor” contestants.

Instead, Friday is the place where the networks decided to stick all of the shows with passionate audiences and low ratings, and “Whitney.” Will somebody please help them out?  Help them, and you’ll be helping all of us.

But don’t kill yourself over that project. Tuesday night alone ensures that our DVRs will be full of stuff to watch at the end of a long work week instead.

When you’re winning, why change? That’s been CBS’s attitude for most of the last decade because it has had more series at the top of the Nielsen ratings, consistently, for nine years running. Mind you, nobody is going to call the bulk of CBS’s programming innovative — indeed, some embody the very definition of “killing time.” That is, they exist for the sole purpose of getting a person from the top of any given hour to the bottom with the speed and efficiency of a Japanese economy car.

Clearly there’s something to that, because people continue to watch by the millions — many more millions that most of its competition. Yes, CBS has a schedule that works, and not much room for additions or failures. But the network is not above a little tinkering from time to time.

This is why “Two and a Half Men,” the comedy that has served as the network’s Monday night tentpole since 2005, is moving to Thursday nights at 8:30pm, where it will hopefully retain “The Big Bang Theory’s” sizable audience.  “2 Broke Girls” will take over its 9pm Monday slot.  Meanwhile, “The Mentalist” is moving from Thursday nights to Sundays at 10pm.

CBS is going into the fall season with only four new series on the schedule, and two waiting in the wings for midseason. New series include “Vegas,” starring Dennis Quaid and Michael Chiklis; the perhaps unfortunately named “Made in Jersey” (although the original title was worse); and the Sherlock Holmes update “Elementary” starring Jonny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu. The network is adding just one new comedy this fall, “Partners.” Click here to read descriptions of CBS’s new series.

Midseason will bring the drama “Golden Boy” and the comedy “Friend Me.”

Cancelled series include “CSI: Emoting With Sunglasses“, “A Gifted Man“, “How to Be a Gentleman“, “NYC 22“, “Rob” and “Unforgettable“. The fate of comedy pinch-hitter “Rules of Engagement” has yet to be determined.

Keep reading for the complete CBS fall 2012 schedule, taken from the network’s press release.

Monday

8pm “How I Met Your Mother”

8pm “Partners” (New Series)

9pm “2 Broke Girls”

9:30pm “Mike & Molly”

10pm “Hawaii Five-0″

 Tuesday

8pm  “NCIS”

9pm  “NCIS: Los Angeles”

10pm “Vegas” (New Series)

 Wednesday

8pm “Survivor”

9pm “Criminal Minds”

10pm “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation”

Thursday

8pm “The Big Bang Theory”

8:30pm “Two and a Half Men”

9pm “Person of Interest”

10pm “Elementary” (New Series)

Friday

8pm “CSI: NY”

9pm “Made in Jersey” (New Series)

10pm “Blue Bloods”

Saturday

8-10pm “Crimetime Saturday” (Repeats)

10pm “48 Hours Mystery”

Sunday

7pm  “60 Minutes”

8pm “The Amazing Race”

9pm “The Good Wife”

10pm “The Mentalist”

Two dramas and three new comedies, including one created by “The Office‘s” Mindy Kaling, will join Fox’s primetime schedule for the 2012-2013 season.

Kaling’s comedy,  “The Mindy Project,” (formerly known as “Mindy” and “It’s Messy”) will be paired with Fox’s comedy hit “New Girl” on Tuesdays, and new comedy “Ben and Kate” (formerly known as “Ned Fox is My Manny” — we know! Fox gets wacky with the title changes!) will be hammocked between “Raising Hope” and “New Girl” at 8:30. A third comedy, “The Goodwin Games” (from the executive producers of “How I Met Your Mother,” Carter Bays, Craig Thomas and Chris Harris) is scheduled to arrive in midseason.

As for the new dramas, “The Mob Doctor” will follow “Bones” on Mondays, with new thriller “The Following” — executive produced by Kevin Williamson, starring Kevin Bacon — sliding into the Monday night line-up in midseason. For details on Fox’s new shows, click here.

The public unveiling of these new series at the network’s Tuesday afternoon upfront presentation may have been somewhat eclipsed by the announcement that “Glee” is being bumped to one of the most competitive timeslots on the broadcast schedule: New episodes will air at 9pm Thursdays starting this fall. Midseason drama “Touch” will now be paired with “Fringe” on Friday nights.

According to a teleconference with reporters on Tuesday morning, the fourth season of “Glee” will feature a “show within a show,” with the plot following some of McKinley High’s graduates as they navigate a performing arts school in New York. Among the guest stars due to appear next year are Kate Hudson, who has signed on for a six-episode arc, and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Lastly, Fox executives confirmed the rumor circulating last week that Britney Spears and Demi Lovato will join L.A. Reid and Simon Cowell at the judges table on “The X Factor.” Yep, that’s really happening.

Cancelled series include “Alcatraz“, “Allen Gregory“, “Breaking In“, “The Finder“, “I Hate My Teenage Daughter“, “Napoleon Dynamite” and “Terra Nova” and “House.”

What follows is Fox’s complete fall schedule, taken from the network’s press release.

Monday

8pm “Bones”

9pm “The Mob Doctor” (New Series)

Tuesday

8pm “Raising Hope”

8:30pm “Ben and Kate” (New Series)

9pm “New Girl”

9:30pm “The Mindy Project” (New Series)

Wednesday

8pm “The X-Factor” (fall)/ “American Idol” (midseason)

Thursday

8pm  “The X-Factor: Results” (fall)/ “American Idol: Results” (midseason)  

9pm “Glee”

Friday

8pm “Touch”

9pm “Fringe”

Saturday

7-10:30pm “Fox Sports Saturday” (fall)

Sunday

7:30pm “The OT”(fall)/”The Cleveland Show”

8pm “The Simpsons”

8:30pm “Bob’s Burgers”

9pm “Family Guy”

9:30pm “American Dad”

Upfronts, the week during which the broadcast networks present their schedules for the coming season to advertisers, is in full swing in New York. First to unveil its primetime line-up for 2012-2013 is NBC, which hosted a live presentation of its new series on Monday morning.

Coming in the fall are four new comedies, including the Matthew Perry vehicle “Go On,” “The New Normal,” “Animal Practice” (which stars Justin Kirk of “Weeds“) and “Guys with Kids,” as well as two dramas: “Revolution,” from executive producer J.J. Abrams, and “Chicago Fire,” from E.P.  Dick Wolf. Granting a boost to the new line-up is the addition of a fall cycle of NBC’s hit singing competition “The Voice.”  Click here to read detailed descriptions of all of the new series coming to NBC.

NBC is also moving beyond its traditional Thursday night comedy block, offering sitcom competition to ABC and Fox on Tuesdays (good luck with that) and, even more of a risk, trying out comedy on Friday nights… which  is where “Community‘s” fourth season, consisting of 13 episodes, will probably die run.

NBC also confirmed that “30 Rock’s” 13-episode seventh season will be its last, and that Tina Fey‘s workplace comedy will exit with a one-hour finale.

On deck for midseason are the comedies “Save Me,” “1600 Penn” and “Next Caller” (starring Dane Cook) and the dramas “Do No Harm,” “Infamous” and “Hannibal.”  Again, you can find out more information about all of the new series coming to NBC by clicking here.

The list of shows that the Peacock has molted includes “Are You There, Chelsea?“, “Awake“, “Bent“, “Best Friends Forever“, “Chuck“, “Free Agents“, “Harry’s Law“, “The Playboy Club“, “Prime Suspect” and “The Firm“.

Currently mired in fourth place among the big broadcasters, the Peacock is in a position that’s both utterly undesirable and somewhat enviable. Its executive roster has been tossed around and changed numerous times over the last decade. As a result, nobody has been in a position for enough time to establish a fresh vision for NBC or to build a solid foundation upon which to grow a stronger schedule.  Can you remember the last time NBC was truly competitive against ABC, CBS or Fox on any night of the week?

…Take your time, we’ll wait …

On the other hand, that old saw about seeing opportunity in chaos really does hold some truth. The only way for NBC to go is up, and Entertainment President Robert Greenblatt, the man who made Showtime into the cable powerhouse that it is today, has a chance to recreate that magic on a grander scale and re-shape NBC into a network that’s worth watching again.

That said, it’s unclear whether these new series and schedule shifts are going to provide the jumpstart the network desperately needs. And if NBC is banking on unscripted to boost its comedies and dramas — other than “The Voice,” its other most successful series happens to the “The Biggest Loser” — it’s doubtful that new alternative series “Stars Earn Stripes,” “Howie Mandel’s White Elephant,” “Ready for Love,” and “Surprise with Jenny McCarthy,” will be up to that job.

Here is NBC’s fall schedule as it currently stands, copied from the network’s press release. Be advised that all schedules are malleable at this point, which means any of these programs can shift to another timeslot before the new season premieres. (In some cases, that could be a good thing.)

MONDAY
8-10 p.m. – “The Voice”
10-11 p.m. – “Revolution” (New Series)

TUESDAY
8-9 p.m. –”The Voice”
9-9:30 p.m. – “Go On” (New Series)
9:30-10 p.m. – “The New Normal” (New Series)
10-11 p.m. – “Parenthood”

WEDNESDAY
8-8:30 p.m. – “Animal Practice” (New Series)
8:30-9 p.m. – “Guys with Kids” (New Series)
9-10 p.m. – “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”
10-11 p.m. – “Chicago Fire” (New Series)

THURSDAY
8-8:30 p.m. – “30 Rock”
8:30-9 p.m. – “Up All Night”
9-9:30 p.m. – “The Office”
9:30-10 p.m. – “Parks and Recreation”
10-11 p.m. – “Rock Center with Brian Williams”

FRIDAY
8-8:30 p.m. – “Whitney”
8:30-9 p.m. – “Community”
9-10 p.m. – “Grimm”
10-11 p.m. – “Dateline NBC”

SATURDAY
Encore programming

SUNDAY (Fall 2012)
7- 8:15 p.m. — “Football Night in America”
8:15-11:30 p.m. — “NBC Sunday Night Football”

SUNDAY (Post-football/Winter 2013)
7-8 p.m. – “Dateline NBC”
8-9 p.m. – “Fashion Star”
9-10 p.m. – “The Celebrity Apprentice”
10-11 p.m. – “Do No Harm” (New Series)