The Dungeon Keeper

Put on your poetry hats and join two of the greatest wordsmiths of our generation as they fill your ears with verse.

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Sorry Jim, I can't afford the premium pack. I guess I won't have a very impressive dungeon.

I'm going for 100% completion in Minecraft - think of the dungeon I'll be able to build at the end.

I guess 100 gamerscore didn't sweeten the deal for Yahtzee doing everything. I wish I could afford the best edition as well, Jim.

Bah you won't be getting any of my money, I keep it close to my heart!

Albatross727:
I'm going for 100% completion in Minecraft - think of the dungeon I'll be able to build at the end.

And here I thought that Jim had spent all his bile in the review he gave of the game. I guess there's always more fury when a great game's legacy is tarnished.

Why would I pay that many Euros when I only had to pay a few bucks to get the game from GOG? Oh, right, because I'm a gamer, and clearly we're idiots with a lot of money.

Sorry, but meh.

I couldn't stand Jim's echo. I'll admit I like his written review though.

I can't wait until someone at EA goes "In hindsight, maybe that wasn't the best decision..."

It'll take years and ruthless reshuffling around EA Mythic, but I'm sure it'll happen.

IamLEAM1983:
I can't wait until someone at EA goes "In hindsight, maybe that wasn't the best decision..."

It'll take years and ruthless reshuffling around EA Mythic, but I'm sure it'll happen.

Ooh... no. That is a shockingly naive benefit-of-the-doubt you're handing out. What'll actually, more likely, happen is that:

10: The current CEO will finally be fired and be given a severance package filled with more money than the city of Flint, Michigan will see in a year.
20: The next CEO, in a press conference, will lump up every bad business decision EA makes as only failing because of the incompetence of the former CEO.
30: The now-current CEO will continue said business practices, taking them to new depths of greed.
40: Go to 10.

So Yahtzee's poem was about the futility of achievement, in video games and life? But Jim, your poem was just awesome! I first thought by your mask you were inspired by MovieBob's "The Devil You Know" videos. Then you got to the end and revealed we can't do much Dungeon Keeping without paying more! If I find out they did the same thing to the newest Evil Genius game, I'll be pissed!

I feel like they name these after Jim's whenever they can because they don't know if the next time it'll be batshit insane.

Pebkio:

IamLEAM1983:
I can't wait until someone at EA goes "In hindsight, maybe that wasn't the best decision..."

It'll take years and ruthless reshuffling around EA Mythic, but I'm sure it'll happen.

Ooh... no. That is a shockingly naive benefit-of-the-doubt you're handing out. What'll actually, more likely, happen is that:

10: The current CEO will finally be fired and be given a severance package filled with more money than the city of Flint, Michigan will see in a year.
20: The next CEO, in a press conference, will lump up every bad business decision EA makes as only failing because of the incompetence of the former CEO.
30: The now-current CEO will continue said business practices, taking them to new depths of greed.
40: Go to 10.

I'd love to say this is depressingly cynical, and it probably is, but it does feel like it's a little more germane with the truth of the situation...

Even though an ending most predictable.
What has happened to the keeper unforgivable!
May we hope the War for the Overworld makes claim of those so despicable!

Hardest choice yet, but Jim takes the crown for pure cheek (although he was quite hard to understand).