I once tickled Lou Reed. I regretted it for the longest while as he spoke to me few times after that dinner. But I'm glad now. He needed it.
I wish I could make obstruction calls on the subway. #worldseries
Do you live in Austin, Texas? Are you willing to move there for the sake of watching me do stand-up? I'm at Bass Concert Hall on friday.
Kozma is going full Henry Skrimshander. #artoffielding #WorldSeries #redsox
I salute you, guy at Arcade Fire show Shazaming the Clash.
The last great gangsta rapper may well be @PUSHA_T http://music-mix.ew.com/2013/10/07/pusha-t-my-name-is-my-name-last-great-gangsta-rapper/ …
Is it just me or do your sneezes get stronger as you get older? #achoo
When will human beings become intelligent enough to realize gap seats aren't cool at sold-out movies? #gravity
The line at the Halal Guys cart should have wifi. #chikenandrice
The best of Texas is yet to come. #TeamWendy
Today, I’m proud to announce my candidacy to be the 48th governor of the this great state of Texas! #TeamWendy
"Peaches Geldof"
"Cressida Bonas"
@hillibusterr Just Aaron Paul, probably. He seems bored.
@hillibusterr It's still happening!...?
According to the responses to my CraigsList apartment ad, about 80% of Brooklyn works in the "documentary film industry."
Walt Jr. absolutely crushed it at the register this week.
@hillibusterr Well, there's also the very exciting 49ers-Seahawks game, which conveniently had a weather delay for all of #BreakingBad hour.
"Brought to you by Cadillac!" #BreakingBad
Manning Bowl, Brow Bowl, Breaking... Bowl. Sundays rule.
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