Commentary Tracks Of The Damned

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Billy Crystal supplies the dad jokes in Parental Guidance’s mind-numbing commentary

  Baseball references? You bet!

  April 29, 2013 | 11:00am -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The commentary of Cougars, Inc. finds artfulness in a generic sex comedy

  A first-time director and his actors pay tribute to a straight-to-DVD sex comedy that’s neither sexy nor funny.

  April 1, 2013 | 12:00pm -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The commentary track for The Coalition celebrates its own superficiality

  The debut feature from Baltimore Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs is so concerned with looking pretty, it forgets to say anything meaningful or coherent.

  March 11, 2013 | 12:00pm -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Paycheck’s commentary finds John Woo defending the film that stalled his Hollywood career

  “In Hong Kong, we only need one meeting.”

  February 25, 2013 | 12:00pm -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The commentary for Alex Cross is just as numbingly generic as its film

  “I thought, ‘Boy did I make a good choice. This guy can really act.’”

  February 11, 2013 | 12:00pm -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Order’s commentary track is so dull, it almost invalidates the form

  “For some reason, things from beyond have a power over flashlight batteries, which, uh, I don’t make these rules up. I just follow them.”

  January 28, 2013 | 12:00pm -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Safe’s director commentary is much smarter than the film

  A semi-reluctant action director put more thought into his latest project than it necessarily warranted—or exhibits.

  January 14, 2013 | 12:00pm -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The makers of Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son are weirdly proud of themselves

  Martin Lawrence’s third Big Momma film is not improved by an oblivious, self-congratulatory commentary track and the phrase “hero dress.”

  January 7, 2013 | 12:00pm -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Big Stan is a prison-rape comedy made worse by its commentary

  Rob Schneider’s directorial debut squanders an impressive supporting cast and is far too long.

  December 10, 2012 | 10:00am -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned A filmmaker’s commentary defends the ill-timed political comedy Blue State

  “I thought that blogging thing was really taking off for you, what with the election and all.”

  November 19, 2012 | 12:00pm -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Greystone Park’s commentary reveals the filmmakers’ obsession with possession

  Look out for g-g-g-ghosts!

  October 29, 2012 | 12:00pm -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned John Carter’s commentary track showcases three filmmakers “drunk with power”

  Apparently a $250 million production budget buys a lot of unexpected chickens and bridges.

  October 15, 2012 | 12:00pm -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned High School: a teen-stoner movie with weird attention to tiny detail

  An impressive cast and clever premise couldn’t save this comedy/thriller stinker.

  September 24, 2012 | 11:00am -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Shadowboxer has little shadowboxing, but plenty of weird casting, nudity, and murder 

  Lee Daniels’ feature film debut is an ode to Cuba Gooding Jr’s ass. 

  August 27, 2012 | 10:00am -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Chopping Mall focuses on a lot of mall, but no chopping 

  This Roger Corman-produced horror cheapie is a loveable cult hit, particularly according to the people who made it. 

  August 20, 2012 | 12:00pm -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The true heroes of Silent House are the people who made Silent House

  Amid self-congratulations, the directors of a technically complicated horror film reveal how it’s all about serious psychological issues. 

  August 6, 2012 | 12:00am -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned This Means War (2012) 

  “That’s a pick-up to pay off that trust-runner which ultimately didn’t land the way we wanted it to land.” 

  July 16, 2012 | 12:00am -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned In The Name Of The King: Two Worlds (2011)

  “Bored now, guess I’ll take a phone call”

  June 25, 2012 | 10:00am -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Straw Dogs (2011) 

  A thoroughly unnecessary remake turns out to have complicated sociological underpinnings that unfortunately don’t show up onscreen. 

  June 4, 2012 | 9:59am -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Breaking Wind

  It’s like Twilight, but not as funny. 

  April 23, 2012 | 10:00am -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned I Melt With You (2011)

  This movie is NOT—big caps—for everyone.

  March 12, 2012 | 12:00am -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned BloodRayne: The Third Reich

  The director of Alone In The Dark and other widely treasured films talks about nudity-averse actors and other perils of the trade. 

  February 20, 2012 | 12:00am -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Apollo 18 (2011)

  It’s a cheap faux-found-footage film about killer moon rocks, but at least the director and editor love it. 

  January 30, 2012 | 12:00am -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Change-Up (2011)

  That Jason Bateman/Ryan Reynolds body-switch comedy with the pooping and farting? It’s really about the human condition.

  January 9, 2012 | 12:01am -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Conan The Barbarian (2011)

  The stars had fun (and discomfort) selecting women by their breasts and making ballet gestures, but that doesn’t make the latest Conan any more watchable. 

  December 5, 2011 | 12:00pm -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Six: The Mark Unleashed (2004)

  A film about the End Times wasn’t immune to its own tribulations. 

  November 14, 2011 | 12:00am -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned My Soul To Take (2010) 

  Wes Craven endures a giggly, youthful cast in a discussion of his rote, tedious slasher film. 

  October 17, 2011 | 12:00pm -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Roommate (2011) 

  Reveling in the magic of Hollywood movies with the director a decidedly non-magical PG-13 thriller. 

  August 15, 2011 | 12:00am -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Drive Angry (2011)

  What do you say after you've made a movie in which Nicolas Cage escapes from hell? How about an endless stream of thanks.

  July 25, 2011 | 12:00pm -

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  Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Just Go With It (2011)

  The magic of filmmaking. The boring, boring magic.

  June 13, 2011 | 12:00am -