A Texas man is offering $1,500 for anyone who can get him a girlfriend. The catch? He’s prude, misogynistic, and racist.

Warning: iOS 7 does not make your iPhone waterproof no matter how convincing this advertisement may look.

Whenever he eats carbs, this guy’s yeast infection gets him wasted. It’s a rare case of “auto-brewery syndrome.”

$7 gets you access to a “revolutionary computer network with full-text message boards and personalized interDactive modules. News, sports, stock quotes … romance?” Seriously.

Florida officials are warning about an invasion of deadly disease carrying primates.

“You helped me to climb higher for a better view, you’re my safe place to fall, you never let me go.”

Friday the 13th is considered a very unlucky day in the Western world, but is it a dumb superstition? Here are the worst things that occurred on Friday the 13th.

The incendiary Florida pastor is famous for his “International Burn a Quran Day.”

A Michigan man is under fire after scheming to get his neighbor’s house demolished instead of his own by switching address numbers with him.

Johnny Pimentel, a 42-year-old Peruvian national, was sentenced to up to seven years in prison for slashing the asses of nine women in Virginia malls.

Oh the holy rollers won’t like this. Hooray!

Twerking and Selfie are just two of the new words that the Oxford English Dictionary now recognizes. Here’s the full list.

Scientists at Griffith University’s Health Institute in Australia have invented a way to increase the electrolytes in beer therefore preventing hang overs by hydrating the drinker….

Watch the incredible video of the Louisiana Boyou Corne Sinkhole swallowing dozens of large trees in only seconds.

An imaginative Canadian dentist named Michael Zuk has revealed his plan to clone the late Beatles frontman, John Lennon, using the singer’s old rotten tooth.