FIND YOURSELF always fumbling for the perfect pick-up line? Do your introductions rapidly become awkward silences? There's an app for that.
LADIES, a new trend has arrived that promises to keep you warm in the winter months and safe from perverts when you're out and about.
A MAN is in hospital with a hefty gash in his leg after being bitten by a pig on the run in Melbourne's southeast.
WANT to know what the inside of a black hole looks like? Put aside a few minor complications, such as been torn down to your component particles, and take NASA’s simulated ride to the event horizon.
AN imperfect penile implant left a truck driver with an erection that wouldn't deflate … for eight months.
A DRUNK couple who performed oral sex on each other at a busy rail and bus station while around 40 teenagers filmed them have been jailed for 10 weeks.
DESPERATE to sell his rusty Mercedes, one eBay seller got his full-figured wife to pose on it and put his son in the boot.
A MAN has posted photographs of him posing next to an 'alien' which he claims to have trapped in his deep freezer after it crash landed.
A MOTHER of two has revealed she drinks people’s blood 'vampire style' - sometimes guzzling nearly two litres a month.
A COUPLE are left terrified after a giant rodent began swimming up the u-bend, poking its face out of the bowl.
A MAN has been charged with drink-driving despite a breathalyser test showing he had a blood-alcohol content of 0.000.
A DRINKER is facing jail for killing his dwarf friend by spiking his beer can with a month's dose of anti-depressants as a 'joke'.
A CURRY conman was literally caught by the short and curlies when he put his own pubic hair into his curry - just to get a free meal at an Indian restaurant.
SLEEP GOGGLES are the new beer goggles, apparently. Study finds that sleep deprived men are more likely to believe that women want to have sex with them.
A DRUNK driver was having sex when he lost control of his car and crashed the vehicle, ejecting his naked female companion onto a New Mexico roadway.
WHEN children at a church camp were asked to draw Jesus Christ, they came up with an interesting look: Chuck Norris in a disco suit.
A WOMAN in a sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in a gay pub after she waved at a man dressed as a Snickers bar.
GIANT feral cats as big as goats are rampaging through Arnhem Land in the Northern Territory.
A GIANT lizard that lived 40 million years ago at a time when Earth was a hothouse has been named in honour of rock singer Jim Morrison.
A GIANT lizard that lived 40 million years ago at a time when Earth was a hothouse has been named in honour of rock singer Jim Morrison.