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Really enjoyed the BBC2 doc on Sir Stirling Moss with Patrick Stewart. Tremendous stuff.
“@mattyrich100: @thehamsterscage take 'Oliver' out for blast”
Oliver ideas not 'blast' anywhere. He trundles, at best.
Sooo, we are in 'the bit in between': Too early to start acting on New Year Resolutions, bored of eating and drinking all day. So what now?
Am in the grip of a bout of post Christmas flatulence that would justify medical intervention if it weren't so funny. Sorry for sharing.
Wow. Kids in a worse state than me. And they stuck to Fanta. Dynamiting them outta bed and into their boots. Am surprisingly unpopular here.
Ill not deny it, the hangover is pretty huge. Happy Boxing Day. Bracing walk required. And coffee. Lots of coffee.
1st year I've had to beg daughters to leave glass of sherry for Santa. Turns out it does NOT go with scotch. Happy wrapping&Merry Christmas
“@dngarrett: you forgot whitened teeth”
Final word on subj: no,never whitened. I am,in fact,entirely nature's work. Not its best, agreed...
“@IainHibbert: @thehamsterscage @Mr_Swerve @bu5hhead isn't @JeremyClarkson a stray penis?”
Bingo! Someone got there.
Thank you sir.
“@flimbo5: and your (herrhumm) hair?”
Ok, getting personal now. Hair also my own and yes, entirely natural. Style, er, yeah, no explanation
“@Mr_Swerve: @bu5hhead Can you get 'stray penises'? I always know where mine is, never lost track of it”
Excellent point. Bit of a worry.
“@ryanlee1994: Just how tall are you? I wanna know if I am taller :D”
Said this before for the record:
height: 5'7''
age:43
Teeth my own
“@Supersonic593: I tell people I'm not short, I'm just further away than they think.”
Tried that. People walk into you when shaking hands.
“@bu5hhead: do you have worries with being poked in the eye by stray penises though?”
...Always interesting to see what's on people's minds
Sod it. Can't get the hang of saying 43. Gonna stick with 38; just rolls off the tongue better.
I'm 43. Yes, I'm 43. Sorry, just practising saying it. Sounds mad. Thanks for all the kind birthday wishes. And even for the unkind ones!
“@FortRango: @thehamsterscage was great in #TheHobbit”
Thanks. Proud. And don't even remember doing it.
Bracing motorcycle ride home from pressie shopping featured a MONSTROUS slide on muddy bend.
Take care out there
#ProperButtClencher
Wow. Surge of kind comments re Crash Course today. Thank you. Much appreciated. Feeling 10ft tall. Well, maybe 4. Ha!
#GetJokeInFirst
“@Elessarion30: I reckon they'd let you sign stuff in crayon no?”
Still risky. Ink stamp probably safest.
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